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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5143 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
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