Jhoanna Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PizzaCraft2021

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up plain old pepperoni pizza? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a pizza buffet of epic proportions, with toppings so wild and crazy you’ll think you’re in a pizza-themed dreamland.

Join us and feast on pizzas topped with diamond blocks, creepers, and even enchanted golden apples. Our pizza ovens are fueled by the tears of griefers and the laughter of baby zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pizza God, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a pizza-eating contest. Rumor has it his favorite topping is obsidian, so bring your appetite and your pickaxe!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a pizza party like no other. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the pizza oven!

BlockyLawsuit: UnrwaVsHamas

1 billion, Accountability, aiding Hamas, BlockyLawsuit, compensation, Conflict, gaza, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Justice, Launch, lawsuit, legal action, MIDDLE EAST, october 7, palestinian refugees, political controversy, Terrorism, united nations, UNRWA, UnrwaVsHamas, Victims

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

so like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the players are like, suing the admins for $1 billion because they think they’re aiding the creepers? like, imagine a world where the zombies and skeletons are teaming up with the admins to take over the server. it’s like a real-life zombie apocalypse but in minecraft. you gotta join this server and help fight against the evil mobs and corrupt admins. who knows, maybe you’ll become the hero of the server and save the day. plus, you can also build some sick bases and mine for diamonds like a boss. so come join us and be part of this crazy adventure!

DuctCraft: The WD-40 Experience

adhesive, diy, duct tape, DuctCraft, Durable, emergency, Experience, Fix it, handyman, home improvement, Household, industrial-grade, lubricant, maintenance, MultiPurpose, quick fix, Repair, spectrum, temporary solution, Tools, Versatile, WD-40, WD40

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, then look no further! We got more craziness than a llama on roller skates!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing creepers wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on this server, creepers have class, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our diamond pickaxes have been replaced with rubber chickens that squawk every time you mine a block. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the villagers bust a move to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music? Yeah, it’s lit.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? That’s right, nowhere! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the madness!

LandSaverCraft

Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation priorities, conservation sites, conservation study, Earth’s biodiversity, Endangered species, Environmental Protection, extinction prevention, global conservation, land conservation, LandSaverCraft, prioritizing conservation, Protecting Earth’s land, species conservation, species extinction, species preservation, threatened species, unique species

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9756	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

yo, u ever wanted to save the planet while playing minecraft? well, dis server is da place for u! we got 16,825 sites around da world where u can protect endangered species by building epic habitats for dem in minecraft! join us and be a hero for da animals, cuz let’s be real, who needs real conservation when u got minecraft, amirite? come join us and save da planet, one block at a time!

ripMC

battle, Creative, Discord, Events, Gyms, Minecraft, minecraft 1.16.5, Mini Games, Pixelmon, pixelmon 9.1.11, pixelmon community, Pixelmon evolution, pixelmon gameplay, pixelmon mods, Pixelmon news, pixelmon server, Pokeball, Pokecenters, pokemon, Raiding, strategies, Tips, Trading, Trainers

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Crops Grown:	8583	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

The ripMC Hub isn’t just another server; it’s a vibrant Pixelmon community. Join our Discord server to connect with fellow trainers, share tips and strategies, participate in events, and stay updated on the latest Pixelmon news. We are currently running on Pixelmon 9.1.11 and Minecraft 1.16.5!

play.ripmc.net

RPG Legacy Minecraft Server

Abilities, character classes, character creation, Character Progression, class system, FANTASY, fantasy rpg, game design, Gaming, Legacy, legacy RPG, Mechanics, Medieval, Minecraft, Outdated, role playing, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Skills, Tabletop, Traditional, video games

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	2546	Dragon Eggs Found:	3849
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring RPG class system in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has completely revamped it in the most outrageous way possible! Say goodbye to being a boring old warrior or mage, and hello to being a professional llama tamer or a master pancake chef!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet Seat of Destiny, rumored to bring great fortune to whoever possesses it. But be warned, the path is filled with dangerous obstacles like killer bunnies and exploding chickens!

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons while sipping on our signature potion cocktails.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

MemeStockCryptoCraft Minecraft Server

asset collapse, asset valuation, cryptocurrency, financial markets, mainstream crypto, market analysis, market collapse, market correction, market risk, market volatility, meme stocks, memes, MemeStockCryptoCraft, Minecraft, nvda, risk spectrum, Server, short selling, shorting assets, speculative trading, stock market, stocks, trading strategy

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’re constantly on the edge of our seats watching memes, crypto, and stocks crash and burn in real time. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with virtual blocks and creepers.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to short assets before they completely tank. Who needs Wall Street when you can make risky bets in the world of Minecraft? We’ve even had players become virtual millionaires by predicting the next big crash.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as the stock market, come join us! Just be prepared for some wild rides and insane stories along the way.

PettyBratCraft – SorryNotSorry

child naming, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, cultural insensitivity, cultural pride, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, family tension, Irish name, low contact, name pronunciation, name shaming, parenting choices, passive aggressive behavior, petty brat, PettyBratCraft, pronunciation, Resentment, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, SorryNotSorry

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as petty and dramatic as my sister? Look no further! Join our server for some epic sibling rivalry and passive-aggressive gameplay. We have a special section where you can name your in-game items after your family members and watch them fight it out in the virtual world. Plus, we have a pronunciation guide for all the Irish names you can think of, just to really get under your sister’s skin. Join now and show your sister who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible!

NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, bittersweet, Childhood, emotions, Evolution, Experience, growth, hindsight, introspection, learning, Maturity, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, past, perspective, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentiment, sentimentality, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6806
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	12
Alien Abductions:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Remember the time you accidentally fell into a pit of lava in Minecraft and lost all your diamond gear? Well, on our server, we guarantee you’ll have so much fun falling into lava pits that you’ll forget all about your precious diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn point into a giant maze of chicken coops. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and epic fails!

CraftyTrial

7-day free trial, CraftyTrial, Decision making, DISCOVER, evaluate before committing, Experiment, explore options, free trial period, hands-on experience, life experiences, limited time offer, new opportunities, no commitment, risk-free, sample before buying, take a chance, test-run, trial and error, try before you buy, trying new things, uncertainty

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

What’s something in life that needs a 7-day free trial? Our Minecraft server, duh! Why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the most epic adventures of your life?

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats. They lead you to a secret underground disco where creepers are busting out their best moves. And don’t even get me started on the diamond-filled caves that are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 30 minutes every hour. Imagine soaring through the skies, oinking with joy as you rain down bacon on unsuspecting players below.

So why waste another second on boring servers when you can join ours for a 7-day free trial of pure insanity and non-stop laughter? Trust us, you won’t regret it.