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Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6953	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ores Mined:	7423	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

CrazyCraftin SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Astral Projections Made:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	864250	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimension Hops:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

BlocktopiaCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4530
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	135	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	153371	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Items Found:	3969
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Love Letters Sent:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Farms Harvested:	908	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	975

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.