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SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Divine Spears Created:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Love Letters Sent:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4615
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	333	Love Letters Sent:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3805	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7768	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Animals Bred:	156	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	1328
Enchantments Applied:	53	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2513

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Ores Mined:	4643	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7195	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!