JFK: Reloaded (Video Game) Minecraft Servers

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7284	Rune Stones Activated:	9

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	New Chunks Explored:	390067
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dimension Hops:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	82165
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Potions Brewed:	51
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Secret Passages Found:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Astral Projections Made:	1

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1316
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	4848	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6333	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mines Excavated:	4666	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Votes:	2806
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!