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Obey Jews Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being outsmarted by Trump when it comes to following the orders of the Illuminati? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join a community where even the craziest conspiracy theories come to life! Build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the lizard people, battle against NPCs controlled by the deep state, and uncover the truth behind chemtrails and mind control. Join us now and show /pol/ that you can be just as obedient to the powers that be! -
Jews Be Like Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Rumor has it that there’s something unkosher in the water, and we’re not talking about fish. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.Our server is home to a group of wacky players who love to pull pranks on each other. From exploding chickens to secret underground lairs, you never know what to expect next. And don’t even get us started on the mysterious creatures that lurk in the shadows. Some say they’re friendly, others say they’re out for blood. Either way, it’s sure to keep you on your toes.
But that’s not all! We also have regular events like spleef tournaments, build battles, and even a weekly dance party at the village square. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pranksters β you never know when they might strike next!
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The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things outrageous and hilarious! Join us if you want to be called “jews” because we have a secret underground society of players who roleplay as ancient Hebrews, complete with epic battles against pharaohs and parting the Red Sea (in-game, of course).Our server is filled with insane stories and wild adventures, like the time our players built a giant temple made entirely of diamond blocks or when we reenacted the story of Noah’s Ark by flooding the entire server (sorry, not sorry).
So come on in and see why being a part of this crazy community is so attractive to LARPers and gamers alike. Just remember, things may get a little wild, but that’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft SMP!
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Crafty Dixie Minecraft Server
π€£ Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unexpected plot twists since a soap opera on steroids! π Join us and become the first player to be elected president of our virtual world since the Great Creeper War! πΊπΈ But watch out, because just like in real life, alliances can shift faster than a pig running from a zombie horde! π·π§ββοΈAnd get this, our server is so crazy that you might just find yourself handing over control of your diamond empire to a group of sneaky villagers! π€― Who needs power when you can have a bunch of tiny, trading maniacs calling the shots? ππΉ So come on down and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! π’ Just remember, in this world, anything can happen…even if it’s totally bonkers! π€ͺπ
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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a protest at Parliament? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Jewish and pro-Palestinian protesters have put down their signs to join in on the fun!Join us for a chance to build your dream world while dodging picket signs and navigating through a sea of conflicting opinions. Will you choose to build a peaceful village or start a riot with your fellow players? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind server!
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the thrill of a virtual protest while crafting your very own pixelated masterpiece. Join now and let the madness begin!
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Meth Party Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have LEGALIZED METH! That’s right, you can now smoke meth in-game and experience the ultimate high while building your dream world. But be warned, smoking meth may make you want to kill niggers because apparently that’s what the Jews were afraid of when they made it illegal. So come join us for a wild and crazy time, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity)! -
Mine Doc Mini – Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Garden of Eden is not just a myth, but a thriving community full of players munching on philosophical fruits! Join us as we add 1,000 years to history and skip over the boring Middle Ages – who needs knights and castles anyway?But wait, there’s more! We have an end of the world prophecy that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t forget about our unique factions – like the mysterious black faction that are actually “niggers” from Moabite/Canaanite descent. It’s like a game within a game!
And get this – Israel is now located in modern-day Ethiopia on our server. Who knew geography could be so wacky in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride through history, prophecy, and questionable factions. See you in the game!
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Satanic Jews Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziest theories come to life! Join us and explore the wacky world where Jews worship Satan because they felt betrayed by Yahweh sending his son to earth. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and unexpected twists! -
Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!
But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!
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Eldians Are Jews Marley Are Potatoes – Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the drama of Attack on Titan to life in blocky form! Join us as we reenact the epic battles between Eldians and Marleyans, but with a hilarious twist.Are you tired of boring old factions and survival servers? Well, on our SMP, you can build your own Titan and smash through walls like a boss. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot – if you can find it, that is!
But that’s not all – we have special events like the Annual Potato Festival, where players compete to see who can grow the biggest potato in the land. And don’t forget about our weekly Titan Shifter dance-off, where contestants transform into Titans and bust a move to win epic prizes.
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where childhood misconceptions turn into adult realizations – and where anything is possible, even if it involves giant naked Titans.