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Jeets the wave of the future Minecraft SMP

Chaos, Compliant, Eugenics, Future, future technology, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, imported, jeets, Jews, Minecraft, mulattos, niggers, Population, population control, pre-configured, racial hierarchy, Saar, slave race, smp, social engineering, societal control, WAVE, wave of the future

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the Jews have discovered the ultimate slave race – the jeets! Forget about spending hours creating mulattos or dealing with chaotic niggers, the jeets are the perfect solution. They come pre-configured and fully compliant, making them the ideal workforce for all your Minecraft needs.

Join our server and witness the epic tale of how the Jews harnessed the power of the jeets to build a thriving civilization. From mining diamonds to building elaborate structures, the jeets will be there every step of the way, ready to serve their masters with unwavering loyalty.

But beware, not everyone is happy about the rise of the jeets. Rumor has it that a group of rebellious niggers are plotting to overthrow the Jews and take back control of the server. Will you join forces with the jeets to defend your territory, or will you betray them and join the niggers in their quest for freedom?

With epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community like no other, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Join now and become part of the craziest adventure in Minecraft history!

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8021
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-semitism, antisemitism, discrimination, ethnic tensions, Hate Speech, Jewish community, Jewish conspiracy, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, putin, religious conflict, Religious division, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious tensions, Reviving antisemitic trope, russia, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Runes Activated:	6

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

Blocky Fun Times Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, BIAS, blocky, careful consideration, Conclusion, controversial, Cultural differences, discrimination, dislike, Fun, international relations, Israel, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negative feelings, opinion, personal belief, perspective, Politics, prejudice, Religion, Server, Social Issues, Times

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Potions Brewed:	45	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can unleash your inner chaos and let loose your wildest fantasies!

We have a special event where players can dress up as their favorite historical figures and reenact epic battles. Want to be Julius Caesar fighting against a horde of zombies? Or maybe Cleopatra taking on a dragon? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and traps. Can you navigate through the maze and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you fall victim to the deadly booby traps set by our mischievous admins?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door!

The Christ Denier Narrative Minecraft SMP

anti-semitism, BELIEF, Christ, Christ denier narrative, Christcuck, Conspiracy, cucking, denial, Denier, disbelief, FAITH, indoctrination, Jewish influence, Jews, Manipulation, Minecraft, monopolize, narrative, Old Testament, religious beliefs, religious control, religious extremism, smp

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Magic Items Found:	3548
Animals Bred:	168	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and epic battles! We let Jews monopolize the old testament because they told us to, and who are we to argue with them? Plus, if you’re a Christcuck, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew. Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything goes and nothing is off-limits. Just watch out for the lizard people, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

Obey Jews Minecraft Server

Alt-Right, anti-semitism, conspiracy theories, control, extremist groups, Government, Hate Speech, internet culture, Jews, Manipulation, Minecraft, obedience, obey, online communities, Political Correctness, Politics, Propaganda, racism, Server, social media, trump, Trump administration, White Supremacy

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Holy Grails Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being outsmarted by Trump when it comes to following the orders of the Illuminati? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join a community where even the craziest conspiracy theories come to life! Build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the lizard people, battle against NPCs controlled by the deep state, and uncover the truth behind chemtrails and mind control. Join us now and show /pol/ that you can be just as obedient to the powers that be!

Jews Be Like Minecraft SMP

anti-semitism, cultural misconceptions, discrimination, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish customs, Jewish food, Jewish history, Jewish humor, Jewish identity, Jewish people, Jewish stereotypes, jewish traditions, Jews, Kosher, Minecraft, prejudice, Religion, religious beliefs, smp, Stereotypes, water contamination

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Rumor has it that there’s something unkosher in the water, and we’re not talking about fish. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is home to a group of wacky players who love to pull pranks on each other. From exploding chickens to secret underground lairs, you never know what to expect next. And don’t even get us started on the mysterious creatures that lurk in the shadows. Some say they’re friendly, others say they’re out for blood. Either way, it’s sure to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events like spleef tournaments, build battles, and even a weekly dance party at the village square. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pranksters – you never know when they might strike next!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

African American, Beliefs, black Hebrew Israelites, Cadets, Community, culture, FAITH, Hebrew Israelites, Hebrews, heritage, History, Identity, Israelites, Jews, judaism, LARPers, Minecraft, Old Testament, racial identity, Religion, smp, Space, spirituality, theology

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mines Excavated:	1766
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Towns Built:	8
Enchantments Applied:	265	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things outrageous and hilarious! Join us if you want to be called “jews” because we have a secret underground society of players who roleplay as ancient Hebrews, complete with epic battles against pharaohs and parting the Red Sea (in-game, of course).

Our server is filled with insane stories and wild adventures, like the time our players built a giant temple made entirely of diamond blocks or when we reenacted the story of Noah’s Ark by flooding the entire server (sorry, not sorry).

So come on in and see why being a part of this crazy community is so attractive to LARPers and gamers alike. Just remember, things may get a little wild, but that’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft SMP!

Crafty Dixie Minecraft Server

american history, civil war, control, controversial, Crafty, Dixie, election, election results, Government, History, INAUGURATION, Jews, Minecraft, Political Support, Politics, power shift, Presidency, Server, significant event, southern powers, southern president, southern vote, transition of power, united states

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	77

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unexpected plot twists since a soap opera on steroids! 🎭 Join us and become the first player to be elected president of our virtual world since the Great Creeper War! 🇺🇸 But watch out, because just like in real life, alliances can shift faster than a pig running from a zombie horde! 🐷🧟‍♂️

And get this, our server is so crazy that you might just find yourself handing over control of your diamond empire to a group of sneaky villagers! 🤯 Who needs power when you can have a bunch of tiny, trading maniacs calling the shots? 💎👹 So come on down and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! 🎢 Just remember, in this world, anything can happen…even if it’s totally bonkers! 🤪🌈

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

activism, anti-Semitic, banter, blocky, Conflict, CTV News, demonstration, discrimination, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, occupation, Ottawa, palestine, Parliament Building, Political, Pro-palestinian, protest, religious tensions, Server, social justice

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Void Gems Collected:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Items Found:	2165
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a protest at Parliament? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Jewish and pro-Palestinian protesters have put down their signs to join in on the fun!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world while dodging picket signs and navigating through a sea of conflicting opinions. Will you choose to build a peaceful village or start a riot with your fellow players? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind server!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the thrill of a virtual protest while crafting your very own pixelated masterpiece. Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockBusterCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Stars!

Analysis, Audience, BlockBusterCraft, Blu-ray, collector’s item, CREEPERS, Demand, Disappointment, distribution, Industry, Japan, limited edition, low sales, market, Marketing, Masterpiece, Movie, Promotion, rare, real, sales figures, SOLD, Stars, success

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Holy Grails Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and leprechauns who will guide you to hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams! But beware, there are also evil pandas lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your diamonds!

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Mountain, where diamonds grow on trees and the rivers flow with emeralds! Rumor has it that if you reach the summit of Diamond Mountain, you will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even encounter a zombie unicorn riding a giant chicken! The possibilities are endless!

TrippyCraft

attraction, BBC, Connection, desire, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, gf, Intimacy, kink, Lesbian, Pleasure, satisfaction, seeking, sexual, taboo, Threesome, tribadism, tribbing, TrippyCraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Emeralds Found:	5110	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we are constantly seeking brave adventurers to join us in our quest for treasure and glory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to explore the vast lands. Little did they know, they would encounter a -tastic tribe clan who challenged them to a build-off competition. The stakes were high, with the loser having to wear a chicken suit for a week! But our player emerged victorious, thanks to their incredible building skills and quick wit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine, where players can dig for hours on end in search of the rarest gems and ores. Rumor has it that there’s even a secret passage that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted weapons and armor.

So if you’re a brave soul looking for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of bbc (that’s big booty creeper, of course), then come join us on our server today! Who knows what epic quests and challenges await you in this magical world of Minecraft?

TekkenCraft: Punching Blocks & Kicking Creeper Butt!

blocks, butt, Competitive Gaming, creeper, esports, fighting games, Future, game development, Gaming, kicking, Punching, Tekken, Tekken balance, Tekken characters, Tekken community, Tekken fanbase, Tekken franchise, Tekken gameplay, Tekken mechanics, Tekken meta, Tekken players, Tekken strategies, Tekken tournaments, Tekken updates, TekkenCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Items Found:	4841
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9085

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future of Tekken is about to be REEVALUATED in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE battles, INSANE challenges, and OUTRAGEOUS adventures.

Picture this: you’re wandering through our server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a Tekken-inspired world where you must FIGHT your way to victory against CREEPY mobs and EPIC bosses. But beware, because the stakes are high and the competition is fierce!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the chance to prove your skills in intense PvP battles, but you’ll also have the opportunity to COLLABORATE with other players to build the ultimate Tekken-inspired fortress. Who knows, you might even discover hidden TREASURES along the way!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become a Tekken LEGEND today!

BoomerCraft: Where Delivery Drivers Beware!

#youtube, BEWARE, Black Delivery Driver, BoomerCraft, civil rights, controversy, crime, Delivery, discrimination, drivers, fear, hate crime, injustice, Justice, law enforcement, media coverage, News, racial tensions, racism, social media, society, violence, viral video, White Boomer

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of survival like never before! Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge of navigating through a world where whites are out to get you?

Join us if you dare, as you embark on a journey filled with danger, excitement, and sheer madness! Our server is filled with unpredictable twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our team of experienced moderators who are always ready to assist you in any way possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where whites are the least of your worries!

Watch our hilarious trailer here and prepare yourself for the adventure of a lifetime!

Blocky Booty Bash

Bash, blocky, BOOTY, pose, sex, Yami, yami sex pose

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the yami sex pose awaits you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical world filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. They built a castle made entirely of diamonds and rode a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend a disco party with all your fellow players. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground lair filled with chocolate lava and flying pigs? Yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on yami sex pose and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server

2016, aliens, Community, Defenders, Defending, Defense, funny, Gaming, humor, internet, meme, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, shitter, shitters, strategy, Trolls, video games, XCOM, XCOM fans, Xcom2, XCOM3

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Farms Harvested:	608
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can defend XCOM shitters in the year 2016+8lol! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground base where you can find diamonds guarded by alien shitters from XCOM. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure? – We have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm. Get your groove on while fighting off zombie pigmen! – Want to ride a unicorn through the enchanted forest? Our server has a special mod that lets you do just that. Just watch out for creepers! – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghost?

So come join our server and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

Baby Boomers Minecraft Server – Spawn more players, not just mobs!

baby, Birth Rates, Boomers, children, Conspiracy, control, demographics, Ethics, experimentation, fertility, Future, Government, Manipulation, Minecraft, mobs, morality, Players, population control, procreate, Propaganda, Public, Reproduction, Server, social engineering, society, Spawn, underage

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magic Items Found:	7971

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience that will have you questioning reality! Join us if you want to escape the clutches of the evil overlords who are trying to control our lives.

On our server, you can procreate while underage to help raise birth rates and stick it to the man! We’ve got secret experiments, government conspiracies, and plenty of chaos to keep you on your toes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Pixelated Pube Palace: Where Body Hair is Always on Point!

armpit hair, Beard, Body, body hair, body image, chest hair, distribution, Grooming, hair, hairy, hairy armpits, hairy arms, hairy back, hairy back hair, hairy chest, hairy legs, hairy shoulders, leg hair, norwoodinmg, Palace, pixelated, point, Pube, self-conscious, spider-like hair, subhuman

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Enchantments Applied:	184	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your character’s body hair distribution is taken to the next level of absurdity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having zero chest hair but a super hairy back, shoulders, and upper arms that resemble a spider’s hairy legs. And don’t forget about the super long armpit hair and leg hair that will make you stand out in any virtual crowd!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the joy of norwoodinmg (whatever that means) and the frustration of not being able to grow a beard no matter how hard you try.

So come on and join us, where you can embrace your inner subhuman and revel in the fact that you have hair everywhere except where it’s considered attractive. It’s some seriously subhuman shit, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

The Blocky Boogaloo: Server No. 265569299

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, blocky, Boogaloo, chilling, Conspiracy, crime, Dark, Deception, detective, Gripping, hidden identity, Intriguing, investigation, murder, Mystery, No. 265569299, page-turner, Psychological, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that gave the player super speed and the ability to fly like a superhero!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle against zombie llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Purrrcraft: LOLcat Edition

Animals, art, artists, cat lovers, Community, creativity, cute, digital art, drawing, drawthread, Edition, Feline, funny, funny cat, humor, illustration, LOLcat, Online Community, Purrrcraft, social media, Thread

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more hilarious than our drawthread is the way creepers explode when you try to pet them! Join us for a purr-fectly good time as you navigate through our world filled with funny cats who have taken over the land.

But beware, these cats are no ordinary felines. They have mastered the art of building elaborate structures out of fish bones and yarn, and they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

If you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant laser-eyed tabbies and ride on the backs of flying siamese cats. And don’t forget to visit our drawthread area, where you can create your own masterpieces using only pixels and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the meow-tastic adventure of a lifetime!