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OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-semitism, antisemitism, discrimination, ethnic tensions, Hate Speech, Jewish community, Jewish conspiracy, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, putin, religious conflict, Religious division, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious tensions, Reviving antisemitic trope, russia, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

Zion’s Crafty Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, cautionary tale, conspiracy theories, Crafty, dangerous ideology, Disinformation, extremist beliefs, fake news, global domination, Hate Speech, hidden agenda., historical document, illuminati, Jewish conspiracy, Minecraft, Misinformation, new world order, political manipulation, Propaganda, Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion, secret societies, Server, world domination, Zions

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, but be warned – our dragon is actually a shape-shifting llama with a taste for diamond armor! And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed their own boy band and are terrorizing the land with their terrible music!

Tell your friends IRL about our server and watch as they all come running to join in on the madness. But be careful, because once they enter our world, they’ll never want to leave. They’ll become obsessed with building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of TNT and challenging each other to ridiculous parkour races through lava-filled obstacle courses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the chaos. Who knows, you might even become the chosen one destined to save us all from the dreaded llama dragon and his boy band of zombie villagers. Or you might just end up getting blown up by your own TNT statue – either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!

ShillCraft Minecraft Server

anti feminism, conspiracy theories, gender dynamics, good looking incel chuds, hating women, incel beliefs, incel community, incel culture, incel mindset, indirect rejection, Jewish conspiracy, male entitlement, Minecraft, Misogyny, online harassment, paid jewish shill, paid shill, rejecting women, rejection issues, Server, ShillCraft, societal pressures, toxic masculinity

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	309	Crops Grown:	6959
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of rejecting women in real life and need a safe space to do it in Minecraft instead? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for good-looking incel chuds to come together and bond over their shared hatred of women.

Join us for epic battles against virtual women, where you can finally feel powerful and in control. Our paid Jewish shill staff will make sure you have the best experience possible, as we cater to all your misogynistic needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the misogyny flow freely! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual ones filled with hate and toxicity? Let’s show those women who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Redpilled Minecraft SMP: Jew-Free Zone

anti-Semitic, computer games, Conspiracy, conspiracy theories, controversial, controversial games, controversial gaming, controversial gaming community, controversial gaming topics, controversial topics, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Jewfree, Jewish conspiracy, Jews, Minecraft, Political, Propaganda, redpill, Redpilled, redpilled games, smp, Zone

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Ender Dragon’s Zionist agenda in Minecraft? Look no further than our SMP server, where we have banned all Jewish mobs from spawning! Join us as we fight against the tyranny of the Creeper Illuminati and uncover the truth behind Herobrine’s secret Jewish ancestry. Plus, every player gets a free tinfoil hat to protect themselves from mind control! Join now and help us uncover the truth in this wacky and wild adventure!

Crafty Zion Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-Semitic propaganda, anti-semitism, conspiracy beliefs, conspiracy theories, Crafty, debunked conspiracy theories, Elders of Zion, fake news, historical hoaxes, Jewish conspiracy, Jewish conspiracy theories, Jewish control, Jewish influence, Jewish power, Jewish Rabbi Scheckelberg-Goldstein, Jewish stereotypes, Jewish world domination, Minecraft, Propaganda, Server, The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, Zion, Zionist agenda

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Animals Bred:	115	Holy Grails Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because we have Jewish Rabbi Scheckelberg-Goldstein himself on our server, spilling all the tea about the Protocols of the Elders of Zion! Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories, secret societies, and diamond mining. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Herobrine’s disappearance. Don’t miss out on all the drama and chaos, join now for a server experience like no other!

RothschildCraft Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Conspiracy Theory, Jewish community, Jewish conspiracy, Jewish culture, Jewish elite, Jewish history, Jewish identity, Jewish influence, Jewish leadership, Jewish politics, Jewish power, Jewish religion, Jewish society, Jewish tradition, leader of Jews, Minecraft, Netenyahu, Rothschild conspiracy, Rothschild family, RothschildCraft, Server, ulterior motive

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Votes:	7406
New Chunks Explored:	392038	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	209

Join our Minecraft server where the leader of the Rothschild family is causing drama with Netenyahu! Witness the ultimate showdown between powerful figures in a virtual world where anything can happen. Will the leader of the Jews expose shocking secrets or will Netenyahu come out on top? Join now to uncover the truth and maybe even uncover hidden treasures along the way! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

JewCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Semitic actions, anti-Semitic aggression, anti-Semitic behavior, anti-Semitic extremism, anti-Semitic ideology, anti-Semitic language, anti-Semitic propaganda, anti-Semitic rhetoric, anti-Semitic threats, anti-Semitic violence, anti-semitism, Bigotry, extremism, extremist beliefs, Hate Speech, hatred, intolerance, Jewcraft, Jewish conspiracy, Minecraft, racism, Server, violence

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	2003
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	681
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to protect you from any Jewish conspiracy theories and their subversive slop! Join us if you want to survive the impending battle against those who have given their money to the enemy. Our server is equipped with anti-Semitic shields and weapons to ensure your safety. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a member of our server, ready to fight alongside you against the forces of evil. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Jewish conspirators who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Crafting Controversies: Armenian Genocide Deniers

Anti-Armenian sentiment, anti-semitism, Armenian, Armenian diaspora, Armenian Genocide, Caucasus, Conspiracy, Controversies, Crafting, deniers, ethnic cleansing, Genocide, genocide denial, Historical revisionism, hoax, Holocaust, Jewish conspiracy, Jews, lie, ottoman empire, Propaganda, Republic, turkey, Turkish history, World War I

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1706	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7131	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Towns Built:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a gaming experience so wild, it’ll make you question reality itself!

Join us as we uncover the secret truths hidden within the pixels of Minecraft. Explore hidden caves filled with ancient artifacts left behind by aliens disguised as villagers. Build your own conspiracy theory-themed base complete with secret tunnels and trap doors to keep the government agents at bay.

But beware, for the Jews are watching. They may try to convince you that this server is just a game, but we know the truth. This server was created to prepare you for the next big hoax – the holocaust of creepers.

So grab your tinfoil hat and join us on this journey of uncovering the lies and mysteries of Minecraft. Remember, the truth is out there…and it’s waiting for you on our server. Join now and become a part of the ultimate conspiracy theory adventure!

✨KAGAYAKI✨

Age 20+, client side mods, collaboration, crafting tweaks, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmaps, hermitcraft, Image2Map, Improved structures, Iris, KAGAYAKI, Minecarts, Minecraft, NA West, no cheating, No Griefing, No Stealing, Plugins, PvP, QoL features, respectful, smp, sodium, Tectonic terrain, Timber, Vanilla, Version 1.21.4, Whitelist, Xaero’s Map

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9055
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	979188	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Animals Bred:	43	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

BRAND NEW SMP SERVER!✨KAGAYAKI✨

Kagayaki is a Vanilla+ SMP server striving for a bright and shining community! If you’re looking for a hermitcraft-style server come on in! We only accept players who have a strong sense of collaboration!

General Rules:

Age 20+ ONLY:	Mature players only, please, and thank you.
No Cheating:	NO Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits (some are allowed ie: tnt duping)
No Griefing or Stealing:	We have a plugin that can look into the block’s history log
Be Respectful to other players:	No racism or No homophobia and just don’t be a jerk!
Be Respectful with PVP:	PVP is allowed but only if both parties consent.
Client Side Mods are allowed:	Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc.
Be Respectful with people’s territories:	Pranks are allowed but please don’t do anything that ruins someone’s progress.
Report players privately:	If you want to report about someone’s behaviour please reach out to moderators privately.

List of featured Datapacks and Plugins:

Datapacks:	Vanilla Tweaks, Improved Minecarts, Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series, Tectonic, True Ending
Plugins:	Dynmaps: http://srv29.godlike.club:26626/, Image2map: Insert custom images into the game.

Hosted on:

NA West

Playing on Version:

1.21.4

Want to join? Join the Discord and apply there!

https://discord.gg/wsp6F4j9

Hope to see you soon and lets make this server shine!

The server just started TODAY as of January 26th!

Exploration Quest 1.20.1

1.20.1, awkward situation, bad habit, bad manners, EMBARRASSING, Exploration, Hand, inappropriate actions, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate touching, keep your hands to yourself, Manners, pants, personal space, public behavior, Quest, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, self-discipline, self-restraint, social etiquette, stop touching yourself, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Buildings Constructed:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than your grandma’s knitting club? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join this server and you’ll be partying with Endermen who can breakdance better than Justin Timberlake, and villagers who throw the sickest raves this side of the Nether. Plus, our moderators are so cool, they once tamed a pack of wolves using only their charm and a stack of raw beef.

So what are you waiting for? Get your hand out of your pants and join the most epic, outrageous, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, carry on with your boring life.

WorldChangerMC SMP

change the world, empowerment, Impact, individual power, influential figure, influential individuals, influential leader, influential person, influential personalities, influential quotes, influential role model, influential thinker, inspiration, inspiring people, Making A Difference, motivation, Positive Change, Role Model, smp, social change, world changer, WorldChangerMC

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Votes:	9496
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	7849
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. Like, one time this player joined and they built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes. And then another player tamed a herd of flying pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of evil chickens. It was insane!

But wait, there’s more! This server is like a magical land where anything is possible. You can build a castle in the sky, ride a llama into battle, or even become best friends with a talking cow. And the best part is, the admins are super cool and always throwing crazy events like a giant water slide race or a zombie apocalypse survival challenge.

So if you want to join the most epic, ridiculous, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, then you gotta come check us out. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that whoever joins will be blessed with the power to turn dirt into diamonds just by sneezing. Yeah, it’s that awesome. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

PixelPikaCraft

Favorite, favorite Pokémon, favorite pokemon ability, favorite pokemon anime, favorite pokemon battle, favorite pokemon character, favorite pokemon design, favorite pokemon evolution, favorite pokemon game, favorite pokemon gameboy, favorite pokemon generation, favorite pokemon list, favorite pokemon move, favorite pokemon question, favorite pokemon region, favorite pokemon starter, favorite pokemon team, favorite pokemon type, PixelPikaCraft, pokemon, pokemon question

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in the world of Minecraft, trying to catch ’em all like a Pokemon trainer? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually catch Pokemon in Minecraft! That’s right, we’ve combined the best of both worlds to create a truly unique gaming experience.

Imagine stumbling upon a wild Pikachu while mining for diamonds, or battling a Charizard in a heated PvP match. With our custom plugin, you can train and battle Pokemon just like in the classic games. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lab where you can genetically modify your Pokemon to create new, never-before-seen species.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created, where the adventure never ends and the Pokemon are always ready to battle. Gotta mine ’em all!

Pixel People AI Server

ai, AI benefits, AI failure, AI implementation, AI potential, Benefits, companies, Deliver, Failure, human factor, human involvement, human-centered approach, new study, people, PIXEL, Potential, recognition, Server, smartest AI, study, Tech, Technology

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have AI that is smarter than a potato! our AI will help you mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. we have a human-centered approach to gaming, because let’s face it, without humans, who would even play minecraft? our AI will make sure you never fail to deliver on your potential to build the most epic structures and defeat the craziest mobs. join now and be part of the 20% of companies that actually benefit from AI in minecraft!

What is the IP for ItsFunneh Minecraft Server?

becoming a shark, funneh, funnehcake, funnehcake roblox, funny, Funny Moments, funny roblox, funny roblox game, games, Gaming, giga shark, itsfunneh, itsfunneh krew, itsfunneh minecraft, itsfunneh roblox, itsfunneh videos, Krew, krew plays, mega shark, Minecraft, no cursing, no swearing, roblox, roblox be a shark, roblox funny, roblox funny moments, roblox game, roblox roleplay, roblox shark, roblox simulator, Server, shark, shark simulator, SIMULATOR, youtube itsfunneh

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Animals Bred:	89	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

ItsFunneh is a popular Canadian YouTuber known for her gaming content, including videos of popular games such as Minecraft and Roblox. She began her YouTube channel in 2011 and has since gained a large following of over 10 million subscribers. ItsFunneh is known for her entertaining and humorous commentary in her videos, as well as her friendly and engaging personality.

Moonbat

Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Max8abug, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, player events, progress, Rewards, Safe, Server, smp, Spleef, Survival, Trust, update, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Server Version	1.21.4
Features	Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP, minigames
IP Address	moonbat.ddns.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I trust that my progress will be safe on the SMP maps?

Yes, both SMP maps on Moonbat Minecraft won’t reset, so your progress is safe.

2. Are there player events with rewards on the server?

Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards for participants.

3. What minigames are available on the server?

Minigames such as spleef have been recently added to the server for players to enjoy.

4. Who is the host of Moonbat Minecraft?

The host of Moonbat Minecraft is Max8abug.

Mystic Love Realms 1.20

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, emotional attachment, ex-holos, ex-partner, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, long distance relationships, love, Memories, moving forward, moving on, mystic, Nostalgia, Realms, relationships, Self Discovery, self growth, self reflection

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	192	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. Like, ex-holos love it because it’s like a virtual therapy session but with creepers and diamonds. You’ll be questioning reality and your sanity while building epic structures and fighting off mobs like a boss. It’s like a rollercoaster ride of emotions and explosions, man. So, like, join now and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon run wild in this wacky world of blocks and madness.

CoatSnatcherCraft

aita, BROKE, CAR, Coat, CoatSnatcherCraft, Daily, dog, gift, Girlfriend, Hospital, Jacket, long tail tag, Privilege, relationship, sticker residue, storage auction, Value, work, zipper

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	129	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Runes Activated:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value coats more than anything else! Join us and experience the thrill of coat ownership like never before.

Are you tired of your girlfriend stealing your coat just because her zipper is broken? Well, on our server, coats are sacred and no one will dare lay a finger on yours.

We understand the importance of sticker residue on coats and we promise to keep them clean and pristine at all times.

So come join us and experience the ultimate coat-wearing experience in Minecraft. Who needs a storage auction when you have a server full of fabulous coats waiting for you? Join now and show off your coat collection to the world!

SqueakyCleanMC SMP

bad breath, basic hygiene, bathroom etiquette, body odor, cleanliness, daily routine, dental care, Grooming, health, health and wellness, hygiene awareness, hygiene habits, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, personal care, preventative measures, public health, self-care, skincare, smp, SqueakyCleanMC, Washing Hands

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP server, like right now! It’s literally the most epic server ever, like seriously.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical unicorn land with rainbow trees and flying pigs, it’s insane! And the admins are like actual wizards who can grant you three wishes if you find them in the enchanted forest.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and have dance parties with creepers. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted golden carrots.

Oh, and did I mention the giant lava parkour course that leads to a secret base filled with rare loot? Yeah, it’s totally legit and not at all dangerous.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it.