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Crafty Cuckristian Crusade

atheist, BELIEF, blasphemy, Christianity, controversial, Crafty, crucifixion, CRUSADE, Cuckristian, flying zombies, HERESY, Jesus, jew on a stick, non-believer, Pray, Provocative, Religion, resurrection, roman emperor, sacred book, sacred texts, skepticism

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4028	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5

Are you tired of being a cuckristian? Do you refuse to pray to a jew on a stick or believe in flying zombies? Then come join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying creepers about any of that nonsense!

On our server, you can build your own temple to worship whatever the heck you want – whether it’s a giant potato or a dancing llama. We don’t judge here, unless you’re building a boring old church.

And forget about following some ancient book just because some Roman faggot emperor said so. On our server, the only sacred text is the one where we declare that diamonds are the true currency of the land.

So come join us and let your inner non-cuckristian shine in all its blocky glory!

InfinitySMP Public Server

#infinitysmp, Buffs, Community, content creators, Crafts, crown, Custom, Custom Enchants, Custom Gear, Discord, Events, Giveaways, lifesteal plugin, Magic, Minecraft, Redstone wizardry, shield, smp, special finds, Survival, video showcase

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	16
Meteorites Collected:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Welcome to the Infinity SMP, fam!

Need a break from the usual grind with Lifesteal plugin? We got you covered! Infinity SMP brings a whole new vibe to Minecraft, with custom gear that’s straight-up lit! Take the crown, for example. It hooks you up with mad buffs and a permanent shield against anything that comes your way!

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But yo, it ain’t just about the gear. We’re talking custom enchants, crafts, munchies, and Redstone wizardry that’ll blow your mind! We’ve got every custom category you can even dream of, and the abilities? Straight-up magic from special finds or crafty creations!

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Our community’s buzzing, with content creators dropping heat left and right! Been rocking this SMP for 2 years now, and let me tell you, we’re just getting started! Weekly/monthly events, giveaways, and endless content opportunities, bruh!

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So, if this sounds like your jam, slide into our Discord and get in on the action! Hit us up with a 1-minute video showcasing your vibe and what you bring to the table. Show us what you’re made of, and let’s make some magic happen in the SMP! Link up: https://discord.gg/uqbqrxap

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Guaple Ultra-Softcore: We Promise It’s Almost Vanilla! Join for fun, gifts, and chatting

Apocalypse, Chatting, Community, Competition, Datapack, Discord, Dragon.., Fun, Gifts, Guaple, Hardcore, Join, Minecraft, Mods, player, Points, Promise, PvE, PvP, rules, Server, skeleton, Spawn, Survival, Uhc, UltraSoftcore, Vanilla, zombie

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 253 weeks in a row.
Server Address	gapple.mchost.pro / 108.181.149.16:26998
Goal	Stay alive and earn the most points
Score	+1 per minute you stay alive, +1 per experience point you earn

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I earn a revive back to the Overworld if I die?

If you die, you can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition. Details can be found in the discord channel.

2. What is the special Team Competition on Sundays?

Every Sunday at 12CT, there is a special Team Competition where players can compete for prizes. This competition has been going on for 219 weeks.

3. Are there any specific server rules I should be aware of?

Some server rules include playing fair and friendly, not using client-side mods that give unfair advantages, and no hacking or the use of xray resource packs.

4. What is the Apocalypse DataPack and how does it affect gameplay?

The Apocalypse DataPack introduces various challenges and enhancements to gameplay, such as players killed by zombies turning into zombies themselves, skeletons receiving enhancements, and other mob modifications.

Blocky Sakamoto Server

action, action manga, Adventure, adventure manga, Assassin, blocky, chapter 169, comedy, comedy manga, Days, funny, long tail, Manga, new job, new mission, retired, sakamoto, sakamoto days, Server, tags, undercover

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3986
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server! Join us on a new mission to save the world from evil zombie llamas who are trying to take over the entire Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where you can find rare diamonds and emeralds, as well as a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions.

So why wait? Join us on this epic adventure and become a hero in the fight against the zombie llama apocalypse. Plus, our server has the best virtual snacks in town – virtual pizza, virtual ice cream, and even virtual bacon! Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

altar of earth, autism, burnt offerings, Christianity, DAUGHTER, enemies, exodus 22:2, exodus 22:3, functional judicial system, Holycraft, judgment, kjv bible, lethal force, logical inconsistencies, losing my religion, Minecraft, pdfile, peace offerings, Satan, Server, Slavery, turn the other cheek

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Astral Projections Made:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the logic of the KJV Bible… or at least try to make sense of it!

Ever wanted to debate the position of the sun when it comes to using lethal force? Well, now you can! Our server will have you scratching your head and laughing at the absurdity of it all.

Who needs a functional judicial system when you can just let God handle all the judging? Say goodbye to courts and hello to divine intervention!

And don’t even get us started on the whole “strengthen your enemies” thing… because apparently, that’s a good idea. Who knew?

But hey, if you’re into sacrificing sheep and oxen on altars made of earth, then this is the server for you! Who needs logic when you can have blessings from a potentially satanic deity?

Join us for a wild ride of biblical proportions… and maybe bring a sense of humor with you, because you’re gonna need it!

ParentalDisapproval Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, baby development, Boundaries, child development, child safety, children, crawling, handling criticism, infant milestones, joint health, minding own business, Minecraft, Motherhood, new mom, ParentalDisapproval, parenting, pediatrician advice, Playtime, random stranger, Server, social interactions, standing, unsolicited advice

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Void Gems Collected:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3098

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like that random lady at the children’s museum! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous parenting advice and intense stand-up sessions for babies under 16 seconds!

Our server is perfect for new parents looking to navigate the world of unsolicited advice and judgmental stares. Build your own virtual playground and watch out for those who try to tell you how to raise your pixelated children.

So come on in and show off your parenting skills in a world where everyone thinks they know best. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Let’s see who the real AITA is in this crazy virtual world!

UniRoomieLove

adoption, aita, control, DAUGHTER, Decisions, family, family functions, Grandfather, grieve, Housing, Jealousy, Justified, Kindness, Outsider, parents, relationship, second daughter, spare room, Therapy, UniRoomieLove, University

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4987
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Crops Grown:	3255	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Star Shards Collected:	253	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Potions Brewed:	72
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Are you tired of feeling like the outsider in your own family? Do you wish your mom would treat you with the same kindness she shows to a random girl from Kenya? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the family you’ve always wanted!

We offer a virtual world where you can be the favorite child, where your dad won’t call someone else his second daughter, and where you can sit in the front row at family functions without any competition. Our server is the place where you can finally feel loved and appreciated, without any favoritism or soap and lotion gifts.

So come on over and join us! Build your dream family, where you are the center of attention and where your mom gushes over you like you’ve always deserved. Say goodbye to feeling like an outsider and hello to the love and support you’ve been craving. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CraftyCraftSecrets

#covert operations, behind-the-scenes information, classified details, confidential information, confidential insights, confidential procedures, confidential trade practices, covert strategies, CraftyCraftSecrets, exclusive knowledge, hidden knowledge, Hidden Truth, industry secret, insider knowledge, Insider Tips, proprietary data, trade secret, undisclosed information., undisclosed methods, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed techniques

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	123	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us and uncover the industry secret that will change the way you play Minecraft forever!

Rumor has it that on our server, you can find a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers do the Macarena. Not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who will guide you on epic quests and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Are you brave enough to face the ghost of the game’s creator?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and uncover the industry secret that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageMD’s Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera journalist, Al Jazeera network, breaking news, Conflict, family, Fatherhood, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage situation, HostageMDs, international news, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Noa Argamani, Palestinian territories, palestinians, physician father, Reporting, Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7320
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6727
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magic Items Found:	6552
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have al jazeera journalist, physician father, and noa argamani held hostage for maximum entertainment! battle it out with your friends and enemies in a virtual world where anything goes! build, mine, and explore while dodging crazy kidnappers and saving hostages for funsies! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

NukeCraft: Iran-Niger Deal

black market trading, Deal, global security, illicit, international relations, iran, IranNiger, MIDDLE EAST, Niger, non-proliferation treaty, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, nuke weapon, nukecraft, political tensions, Program, Report, sanctions, security threat, united nations, uranium, uranium enrichment, weapons of mass destruction

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

lol imagine if that was a Minecraft server plot twist! join our server for the most explosive gameplay ever! we have so much uranium you’ll be glowing in the dark for weeks! build your own nuke and blow up your enemies in style! who needs diamonds when you have radioactive material to play with? come join us and start your own illicit nuke weapon program today! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Shoe-naked Minecraft Server

Barefoot, clothing, comfort, contradiction, Experience, exposure, feeling, footwear, freedom, Minecraft, naked, Paradox, Sensation, sensation of nakedness, sensation of wearing shoes, Server, Shoenaked, Shoes, Unconventional, unconventional fashion, Unique, UNUSUAL, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

join our server and experience the ultimate naked shoe wearing experience! we have a special plugin that makes your character feel extra naked while wearing shoes, it’s like being naked but even more naked!

imagine running around in the wilderness, gathering resources and building your own naked shoe empire. the possibilities are endless!

our players have reported feeling more free and liberated while playing on our server, it’s truly a one-of-a-kind experience. so come join us and see for yourself why being naked while wearing shoes feels more naked than being naked!