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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 1635 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.
But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?
Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!
