Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t ride pigs and fly like a majestic Jewish superhero? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that! Join us and embark on epic quests to save the pigskin race from extinction while soaring through the skies like a true hero.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the most elite players who denounce the Talmud and believe that Jesus was definitely not a Jew. If you’re ready to join a community of hardcore Christian gamers who are ready to take on the world, then this is the server for you!
Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil sandnigger faggot pedo, Allah, and his followers. We’ll show those moHOMOmad faggots who’s boss as we build our own virtual kingdom and defend it against any and all threats.
So if you’re ready to prove your loyalty to the one true faith and have a blast doing it, then come on down to our server and let the games begin! Just remember, only the most devout and dedicated players will survive in this world of epic battles and endless fun. See you there, warriors of the one true faith!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, fear not because on our server, the jew fears Intifada! That’s right, we’ve got Intifada in the USA and it’s causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn.
Join our server for a chance to participate in epic battles between the jew and Intifada forces. Will you choose to fight for justice or join the chaos and destruction? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – we also have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare items scattered throughout the map. Can you find them all before the jew or Intifada get to them first?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had. The jew fears Intifada, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t believe us? Just watch the video and see for yourself!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a good day because we have a strict “no buffoons, hood rats, or bum brains allowed” policy! Our allies are empty, so you won’t have to deal with any BLM rallies or liberal haters trying to ruin your fun.
Join us if you’re tired of dealing with people who don’t understand that “if it ain’t white, it ain’t right.” We welcome all races, except for those who can’t take a joke or have a sense of humor.
Come build, mine, and explore in a safe and hilarious environment where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so freeing and entertaining? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the craziest origin stories of Christianity and Islam like never before! Join us as we reenact the moment when Jesus became an influencer and started a religion to ban financial engineering, all while performing magic tricks on cross poles. And don’t miss out on the epic tale of how a business man and military lord became a prophet and got a loli wife in the process. It’s all thanks to Jewsus, the ultimate mastermind behind it all. So come on and join us for some outrageous adventures and hilarious moments on our server!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with self-hating whites who just don’t understand the true joy of building and exploring? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is like no other, with players from all walks of life coming together to create a world that is truly unique.
Forget about the mundane and embrace the weird and wonderful on our server. Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible?
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Welcome to the most INSANEMinecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, you’ll be thrown into a world where the only way to escape is by defeating the EVIL Ender Dragon who has trapped all the players inside!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a disguised player who will stop at nothing to keep you trapped forever. Can you outsmart them and find a way to freedom? As a father, you might be worried af, but don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our EPIC quests and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to escape the clutches of the Ender Dragon. Good luck, brave adventurer!
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But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter zombie pigs riding on flying llamas, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!
So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about nick faggot fuentes the mexican while you’re at it!
Our intention is a long term world, with a slow world border expansion as new 1.X updates are released. Currently, we’re running 1.20.2with a world border set at 15k in every direction. Our server is hosted in Ashburn, VAon the eastern seaboard of the USA.
While we’re a small-ish community (usually between 30 and 80 total active members)the admin staff is passionate about keeping the server going and providing as many quality of life options as possible. On top of having a Survival server, we also have a Creative server with world edit, as well as an Event server on standby for (a hopeful!) monthly UHC, community planned events, or the occasional mod-pack. Bluemap runs on both Creative and Survival, as well as a discord Chat Bot.
Don’t be a dick. I really think this kind of sums up all the rules, but I’ll spell it out.
Don’t steal shit, dupe, or grief. See rule 1.
We’re a strict 21+ server. We are not child friendly. Swearing is fine, within reason. If that makes you uncomfortable, we are not the place for you.
PVP is turned on. This is not an excuse to be an asshole and snipe people. Play fair, help the loser pick up their stuff, and return all the things. See rule 1.
No hacking. No x-ray. No duping. No forcefield. Whatever might give you an unfair advantage.
Pranking is fine, within reason. Don’t destroy someone’s shit, or cover it with TNT and call it a prank.
In your application, please include your favorite breed of cat.
Patch up creeper holes, fully chop down trees, and don’t leave dirt towers around. We all have to live here, let’s try to keep it pretty looking.
Sign your stuff, keep the server easy to navigate.
Don’t kill withers in the over-world. Just don’t. It never goes well. Under the end portal please.
Other Important Details
– No Enderman Griefing
– End Dragon drops an elytra, egg, and head
– AFK Detection
– Custom Trapdoor, bark block, stair, and carpet recipes.
– Back to Blocks
– Renewable Coral
– Many custom recipes
– Mending and Infinity on bows
– And a nametag mob silencer
– Universal Dyeing
– CoordinatesHUD
– Armor Stand Book
– Custom Head Selling Villagers
– All mobs have a chance of dropping heads
– Custom PVE group boss and single player dungeons.
– Fast Leaf Decay
– Redstone and Terracotta Wrenches
– Villager Workstation Highlights
– PVP Head Drop
– Craftable Light Blocks
More info on the above, or an application can be found on our Discord.
Minisur is a new minecraft whitelsied smp. Server has modified vanilla mechanics, custom food and voice chat. We looking for interesting members to join.
Welcome to our Anarchy Server. No mods, no admins, just raw survival in a world of chaos. There’s no fancy plugins or ranks here. You’re here to face the anarchy head-on
Welcome to EarthVI! This is a Minecraft earth server were you get to build and play as that country! The server is both java and bedrock! We hope to see you there!
Lodestar is a semi-vanilla survival server launched in October 2020 by a group of friends looking to establish a social, relaxed, mature and, most of all, kind community of Minecraft players.
We’ve invested time and effort to build a place many people call home, and just started our 4th season mid-December. We are now looking for more active, fun loving players to continue growing our community!
What to expect
A respectful, open minded and mature environment filled with humor and generosity
Player base from around the globe and dedicated admins
Plenty of pristine lands to shape, settle on and explore!
Spawn, shopping and mini-game districts are just starting to be established, meaning a lot of room for you to contribute
Diamonds and trust based economy
Community based decision making regarding the future of the server
Several data packs and mods to improve your experience:
Vanilla Tweaks
Simple Voice Chat
Elytra Trims
Inventory Sorter
Discord integration
Dynmap + Bluemap
And much more!
Rules Overview
Be respectful to others in your actions and communication
No griefing, stealing
No exploiting the game (hacks, duping, etc. will not be tolerated)
Mostly common sense. You can get a full view of our rules once you join our Discord server.
LOOKING FOR MATURE PLAYERS who love community builds! Come hang out with us on our chill smp. I stream regulary and I play with viewers! We are a fun, friendly, and mature community! I try to keep the server as vanilla as possible so no hacks of any sort are allowed. If you are wanting to meet other people who play a variety of games including Minecraft then feel free to join! Click the discord link below to join 🙂