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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 2391 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.
So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!