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MineCrystal

Adventure, competitive, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Prison, PvP, Pvpve, Raiding, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Star Shards Collected:	233

MineCrystal is a high quality cracked Network. Our main focus is our Lifesteal mode, as well as our FFA Mode. We plan to add additional modes in the near future of MineCrystal.

Upon the servers release, you we have the modes: Lifesteal – A competitive twist to a survival smp FFA – Compete with players in pvp to become #1

Available versions Our server is available to join by everyone, to engage the community as much as possible! ・Java Edition ・Bedrock Edition ・Cracked

ms.minecrystal.fun:25566

MineMortal

Addictive, Adventure, building, Community, Creative, enemies, Enjoyable, Friends, Fun, games, KIND, Minecraft, MineMortal, Mini Games, multiplayer, OneBlock, Players, Polite, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9200	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

The server games are so enjoyable and addictive that you will never get bored playing here. You can play with friends or even meet new players through the server. The most important thing is to be polite and kind so as not to make enemies.

Minemortal.net

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE VS Hypixel

artistic builds, Community, creative base building, Curseforge, ExtraPlanets, factory builders, Factory Building, fusion reactor, Galacticraft, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, Nuclear Reactor, Player Trading, player-owned shops, PvE, Server, space exploration, SpongeForge, Technicpack

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Potions Brewed:	81
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Hypixel	HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE
Large player base	Specializes in PvE gameplay
Offers various minigames	Hosts “The 1.12.2 Pack” modpack
Frequent updates and events	Wide range of mods available
Active community and forums	Focus on building and resource management
Free to play	Offers unique features like GalactiCraft and ExtraPlanets

Hypixel FAQ:

Can I play on Hypixel for free?	Yes, Hypixel is a free server to play on.
What kind of games does Hypixel offer?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames such as Skywars, Bed Wars, and more.
Is Hypixel suitable for PvE players?	Hypixel focuses more on PvP gameplay, but there are also PvE elements in some minigames.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE FAQ:

What is unique about HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE server?	HaxysHideout specializes in PvE gameplay and hosts “The 1.12.2 Pack” modpack with over 300 mods.
Can I download the modpack to play offline?	Yes, the modpack can be downloaded from TechnicPack or CurseForge.
Is there a focus on building and resource management on this server?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and manage resources, with features like player-owned shops available.

Sisters Sold Out Minecraft Madness

confusion, Disappointment, Failure, Flop, Frustration, lackluster, letdown, low turnout, madness, Minecraft, missed opportunity, poor performance, sisters, SOLD, SOLD OUT, underwhelming, unimpressive, unsatisfactory, unsuccessful, unsuccessful event, unsuccessful launch, unsuccessful marketing.

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that flop harder than a fish out of water? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even the sisters can’t keep up! They tried to tell me it was sold out, but that’s just because they couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server.

Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest items in the game. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted unicorn roaming around somewhere, just waiting to be tamed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious community of players you’ll ever meet. From prank wars to dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our epic Minecraft server!

Crafty Lizard Brain Land

animalistic, Automatic, Behavior, Brain, Compulsive, control, Crafty, DOMINANCE, Impulses, innate, Instincts, instinctual, Land, LIZARD, lizard brain, primal, primal instincts, primal urges, Primitive, reactionary, reptilian brain, Slave, subconscious, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you tired of being a slave to your lizard brain in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your lizard brain can run wild and free! Build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and become the ruler of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun! Join us and let your inner lizard brain shine in all its glory!

Nova SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Nova SMP – A public minecraft SMP! (1.8 – 1.20.4)

This server implements new features to survival, like seasons and much more. The community of this server is.. well.. nothing. I made this server like some days ago.

in3.shockwave.host:9032

The Cloud SMP

Active players, coin based servers, Community, community engagement, Diamond Economy, Economy, home, itemlore, itemname, Minecraft, Plugins, QOL plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, Server Experience, Sethome, Spawn, Staff, Survival, The Cloud SMP, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3504
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magic Items Found:	6886	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

A Semi-Vanilla server with some QOL plugins, looking for staff and active players!

QOL plugins: -/tpa -/home and /sethome -/spawn -/itemlore and /itemname

These plugins are designed for improving the Cloud SMP experience and overall community engagement!

Economy: The Cloud SMP runs on a diamond economy, so get away from all those coin based servers and join us!

104.194.9.26:25640

🧨 go.landymine.ru 19132 » BEST ANARCHY 🏡 Minecraft server

2022, Anarchy, best server, comfort, Communication, Development, equality, freedom, Hardcore, Ip:, LandyMine, Management, minecraft server, Mini Games, Players, PORT, Protection, Stability, Version

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

► Anarchy

► Mini games

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⚡️ ip: in.landymine.ru Port: 19132

✨ Version: 1.20+

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► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.

► What is unique about this server?

Constant development and addition of new things

Full emphasis on the players and the comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of the modes.

The best protection against all types of attacks

Server stability

Direct communication with management and responsiveness

We work from 2022

✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.

Come visit us ➥ in.landymine.ru 19132

in.landymine.ru:19132

CancelledCraft: Cry or Laugh at Lost Games

abandoned projects, cancelled games, cancelled titles, CancelledCraft, community response, creative decisions, cry, Disappointment, emotional impact, fan reactions, financial reasons, game cancellations, game delays, game development, game releases, games, gaming industry, industry trends, LAUGH, Lost, lost opportunities, missed potential, unfinished projects, video games

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Star Shards Collected:	273	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of crying over cancelled games? Well, cry no more because on our Minecraft server, we bring those cancelled games back to life! Imagine playing the sequel to your favorite game that never saw the light of day, all while building epic structures and battling mobs in a blocky world. Join us and experience the thrill of resurrecting your beloved games in a whole new way. Who needs official releases when you can create your own virtual masterpieces? So come on, join us and let’s bring those cancelled games back from the dead!

Chopsticks & Creepers: The CHINA BROS Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, AMBITION, BETRAYAL, bros, China, Chopsticks, CREEPERS, Defeat, Disappointment, Downfall, dreams shattered, Failure, global conquest, leadership, lost opportunity, Minecraft, missed chance, power struggle, regret, setback, sibling rivalry, teamwork, Unity, world domination

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Star Shards Collected:	271	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new mission for you – taking over the world!

Join us on our server where you can team up with other players to conquer different lands, fight off evil mobs, and become the ultimate ruler of the Minecraft universe. But be warned, the competition is fierce and you never know who you can trust.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let’s show the world what we’re made of…unless you start feeling a bit queasy like our last player who couldn’t handle the pressure. But hey, no pain no gain, right?