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Todd The Lying Asshole in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6094	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to witness Todd, the ultimate slacker, who refuses to make any progress or effort in the game. He’s too busy lying and cheating his way through the game, but hey, at least he’s entertaining to watch! Who knows what crazy schemes he’ll come up with next to avoid actually playing the game properly. It’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans Todd will get up to next!

Locked Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mines Excavated:	1578
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t unlock your full potential? Well, fear not, because our server is here to set your cock free! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!

So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /blox/ – Blocky Legend of Xylophones

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have taken inspiration from Nuketown and turned it into a blocky paradise of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and outrageous adventures as we explore this explosive world.

With new maps, modes, and updates that will blow your mind (literally), you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

We have weapon builds that will make your enemies quake in their pixelated boots, and an online gunsmith that will have you customizing your arsenal like never before.

And don’t forget to check out our Warzone Tactical Maps, where strategy is key and survival is a challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself!

Noob Nation Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of living in a country that hasn’t won a Nobel Prize in decades? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you have the chance to become a virtual Nobel Prize winner every day! Whether you’re building intricate redstone contraptions or creating stunning architectural masterpieces, the possibilities are endless. Join us and show the world that you are a true Minecraft genius! Who needs a real Nobel Prize when you can have a virtual one?

Decline in g’s Population Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, epic PvP battles, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary redstone engineer who will help you build the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen. Need a flying machine to explore the skies? Done. Want a TNT cannon to launch your enemies into orbit? We got you covered.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can uncover rare loot and hidden Easter eggs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond hoard guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable community in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a rogue creeper. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	94
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit that even creepers are dancing to the beat of our music! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic treasure hunts every week. – The owner of the server once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro. – Our community is so tight-knit that we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of diamond blocks. – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server in disguise. Can you spot him?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to check out our YouTube, Twitch, VODs, Twitter, and Shop channels for even more craziness. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Discord SMP Minecraft – Add Me!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fend them off with nothing but our trusty wooden swords. Or how about the time we all decided to build our houses underwater and ended up flooding the entire server?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and add my discord, rwibnsshai :3, for all the laughs and chaos you can handle!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPRX.MCMCMC.NET

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers where you can’t even tell if the person you’re talking to is a real human or just a larping imposter? Look no further, because our server is filled with REAL humans (we think) who are ready to engage in hilarious discussions and adventures with you!

Join us on our server where the 3×3 thread is so disillusioned that even the obsessive stalker doesn’t know what’s real anymore. Our threads have lost their lustre, but that just means more room for outrageous stories and crazy antics! Who needs real human interaction when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem?

So come on down to our mysterious, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible (except maybe finding a real human). Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General House of Blacksun

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Are you a fan of RWBY or do you just love to hate it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where RWBY reigns supreme, where arguing about ships, E-Celebs, and IRL politics is strictly prohibited (unless you want Patch to rise again, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the wackiest, most drama-filled Minecraft SMP out there. Don’t believe their lies, just click that link and let the madness begin!