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Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

1.21.X, Anti Pay-to-Win, auction house, claim system, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, Discord, Fun, Graves, market, Minecraft, pay to win, Player Economy, Ranks, Resetting, reunion, Schedule, Server, Sleep, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, voice chat, Webstore

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Zombie Dances:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

base, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, Version 9.1.0, weapons, Wiki

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Locked In Minecraft SMP

boxed in, Captive, confined, confined area, confined space, detained, enclosed, hemmed in, Imprisoned, incarcerated, ISOLATED, LOCKED, Locked In, locked up, Minecraft, Restricted, restricted movement, shut-in, smp, Stuck, Trapped, unable to escape, unable to get out

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Emeralds Found:	5361
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

401k, bills, Catholic, Communication, distant relatives, family, financial stress, financial struggles, Funeral, funeral attendance, funeral etiquette, Grief, house payments, large family, loan, Marriage, Minecraft, mourning, relationships, Server, Support, uncle, UncleBobsFuneral

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	144
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

UncleBlockerZ

blended families, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Values, generational differences, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, streaming culture, UncleBlockerZ

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1015
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

SelfImprovementMC SMP

CHANGE, habits, mindset, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement goals, self-transformation, SelfImprovementMC, smp, transformation

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	141
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5772
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

DisprovenEduminecraft

Beliefs, critical thinking, curriculum, Debunked, disproved, DisprovenEduminecraft, education, Evolution, fact, History, knowledge, learning, Lifetime, Misconception, Misinformation, Myth, Outdated, progress, School, Science, Truth

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

CraftyCommiesWarDronez

#classified information, #covert operations, Aerial Reconnaissance, arms race, China, CraftyCommiesWarDronez, defense industry, Espionage, intel sources, international relations, military alliance, military capabilities, military cooperation, military technology, Project, russia, secret war drones, strategic partnership, Surveillance, technology transfer, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Star Shards Collected:	65
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!