Jesuscraft MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

JesusCraft: No Forcing Allowed!

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Are you tired of dealing with friends who turn every conversation into a sermon? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of Jessica and her never-ending Bible quotes! Our server is a safe space where you can explore, build, and mine without fear of being judged for not wearing a cross necklace. Plus, we have a strict “No Religious Rants” policy, so you can game in peace without someone asking if you’re better than Jesus. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only preaching comes from the villagers in the game! Join now and let’s mine away from the chaos of real life.

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JesusCraft: Clean or Leave!

family, parenting, cleanliness, Boundaries, Confrontation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as my son’s girlfriend’s bathroom? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of tripping over virtual shoes and dealing with virtual dishes left out everywhere.

Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!

Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?

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JesusCraft: Where even creepers believe in miracles!

Devil, rotten tomatoes, gay sex, movie night, mortified

Are you tired of being judged for your impeccable taste in movies? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can watch Wong Kar Wai’s “Happy Together” with your conservative Christian family without any judgment! Our server is a safe haven for cinephiles who appreciate the art of cinema, no matter how scandalous it may be. So come on in and build your own movie theater to screen all the critically acclaimed, award-winning kino your heart desires. Just remember to bring your popcorn and a sense of humor, because things might get a little crazy!

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JesusCraft: Where miracles happen…and creepers explode!

JesusCraft, grace, spiritual growth, Hope, encouragement

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast Minecraft world, constantly fearing for your pixelated life? Fear no more, for our server offers the ultimate protection from all evil mobs and griefers! Join us and bask in the warm glow of the Lord’s protection, as you build your blocky empire without a care in the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually blessed by Notch himself, the almighty creator of Minecraft. Legend has it that he personally handpicked each player to join our server, ensuring only the most worthy and skilled builders can call it home.

So what are you waiting for, anon? Join us now and experience the divine protection of the Lord while crafting your wildest dreams in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch himself flying around on a diamond-encrusted pig!

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JesusCraft: Holy Creepers and Resurrected Diamonds

BIBLE, HOLY, CREEPERS, Worship, Resurrected

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where Jesus Christ himself is your Lord and Savior in the game.

Picture this: you’re mining for resources and suddenly Jesus appears, turning your stone pickaxe into a diamond one with just a touch. Or maybe you’re in a heated battle with a horde of zombies and Jesus comes down from the heavens, smiting them with a single command.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground temple where you can pray for blessings and receive divine loot. And every Sunday, we hold a virtual church service where you can confess your Minecraft sins and receive forgiveness.

So why wait? Join us on this holy Minecraft server and let Jesus guide you to victory!

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JesusCraft: Where converting for diamonds is totally acceptable!

seeking love, Conversion, spirituality, Totally, Ethics

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in Minecraft? Are you looking for a server that will not only provide endless fun, but also help you find love? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and you might just meet the Christian girl of your dreams with traditional values. Who cares if you don’t believe in God? Love knows no bounds in our world!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that drop diamonds instead of rainbows, talking pigs that give out enchanted weapons, and friendly creepers that just want to give you a hug.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!

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JesusCraft: Where even creepers say their prayers!

Christianity in Western culture, Christian beliefs, JesusCraft, Prayers, Beliefs

Join our Minecraft server and find out just how Christian western countries really are! Our server is so Christian, even the creepers say their prayers before exploding.

We have churches made entirely out of diamond blocks, where players can attend virtual sermons and confess their virtual sins. Our moderators dress up as priests and bless players with enchanted items for good luck in their virtual adventures.

But beware, if you don’t follow the Ten Commandments of our server, you might end up in virtual hell, where the only way out is to mine your way through a maze of obsidian blocks.

So come on, join our server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only way to survive is through faith and redstone!

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JesusCraft: Where miracles happen and creepers fear to tread

celebration, Christianity, cultural heritage, historical, happen

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor that makes you invincible. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can challenge the admin to a dance-off for a chance to win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).

So why not join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

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JesusCraft: Where Pure Christian Girls Thread Their Way to Victory!

Biblical Women, FAITH, purity, Thread, proverbs 31

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a beautiful castle with a lovely Proverbs 31 girl by your side? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wacky adventure filled with virgin brides, angelic Proverbs 31 girls, and only the nicest Christian ladies around. Build a church together, go on missions to spread the good word of Notch, and maybe even find your soulmate in the process.

But beware, only the purest of heart and the most devout of players will be able to survive in this crazy world. So grab your Bible, put on your diamond armor, and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find love and diamonds in the most unexpected places.

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JesusCraft: Where the truth hurts, but the diamonds sparkle!

Prophecy, HURTS, crucifixion, diamonds, JesusCraft

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for adventure and mischief. You never know what they’ll have you doing next, whether it’s building a giant llama statue or going on a llama-led treasure hunt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They’ll have you doing their bidding in exchange for rare items and secret chicken knowledge. Just don’t cross them, or you might find yourself in a chicken coop prison.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE. Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or going on a cheese mining expedition. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of llamas, chicken mafias, and cheese dimensions. Who needs Jesus when you have this much fun?

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