Jesus Minecraft Servers

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  • Lilith Spoke Minecraft Server

    Lilith Spoke Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or purpose? Well, look no further! Join our server where we follow the guidance of the one and only Lilith herself. That’s right, Lilith spoke to us and she has some epic plans in store for us.

    On our server, we fight against the evil Zionist forces who want to control us all. Lilith hates those zionist pieces of shit and she’s not afraid to show it. But don’t worry, we also have God and Jesus on our side (even though they have a complicated relationship with Lilith, they’re still rooting for us).

    Join us on this epic journey of sacrifice, love, and personal freedom. Together, we will defeat the kikes and emerge victorious. It may be a tough road ahead, but with Lilith leading the way, we can do anything. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s kick some zionist butt!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Tribalism Minecraft SMP

    Tribalism Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is all about peace and love? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where tribalism is the name of the game and Jesus is just a “dead jew on a stick” according to some of our players (we don’t judge, we just play Minecraft).

    In our Might Is Right world, every tribe is out for themselves and conquering enemy tribes is the ultimate goal. But why hate on the jews? Is it because they’re winning and you’re losing? Or maybe it’s because of the methods they use? But hey, in this crazy world, survival of the fittest is the #1 principle, so no need to whine about it!

    So come join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner tribal warrior. Who knows, you might even make some new friends (or enemies, but that’s all part of the fun)! See you in the game, and remember, this is the thread you’ve been waiting for!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Jesus Mason Minecraft Server

    Jesus Mason Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new kind of political system – where the pigs are the rulers and the chickens are the diplomats! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can run for office as a block of dirt and pass laws that require everyone to wear pumpkin helmets at all times. Who needs real-world politics when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft?! Join now and experience the most absurd political landscape you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • King of the Blocks Minecraft SMP

    King of the Blocks Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a house made entirely out of TNT. And guess what? It actually looked pretty cool until someone accidentally set it off and blew up half the server. But hey, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our SMP!

    If you’re tired of boring old survival servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you. We have players who ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and even host dance parties in the Nether. And don’t even get me started on the pranks – let’s just say that hiding a hundred chickens in someone’s house is just the tip of the iceberg.

    So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose all sense of normalcy and embrace the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Jesus Loves You Minecraft SMP

    Jesus Loves You Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Jesus himself loves you and will bless your diamond mining adventures.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly Jesus appears and starts showering you with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of Jesus in the server, he will grant you three wishes!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground cult of llamas who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. Join forces with them and unlock hidden llama powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. And remember, Jesus loves you – and so do we!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP

    Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava lakes, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the lost potato kingdom.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “Forget about that other server, this is where the real fun is at!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Spice and Wolf Minecraft Server

    Spice and Wolf Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the shepherd stigma following you around like a lost sheep? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, shepherds are the ultimate VIPs! We believe in breaking stereotypes and embracing our woolly friends with open arms (and shears).

    Join our server and experience a world where shepherds are worshipped like royalty, where sheep roam free and rule the land. Build your own wool empire, breed the fluffiest sheep, and become the ultimate shepherd champion.

    Forget about the old-fashioned views on shepherds, on our server, you’ll be treated like a shepherd god(dess). So come on, join us and let’s shepherd our way to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

    HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Jesus himself is a regular player! That’s right, he loves Breitbart discuss and he’s always down for a friendly debate while building epic structures.

    Join us for the chance to team up with Jesus and take on the creepers and zombies together. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a church on the server, you’ll receive special blessings and protection from any griefers.

    So come on over and experience the most divine Minecraft server around. Who knew that Jesus was such a hardcore gamer?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Smackdown Ratings Minecraft SMP Thread

    Smackdown Ratings Minecraft SMP Thread

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s been causing smackdown ratings threads to go on for 12 days straight without hitting the bump limit! That’s right, even Jesus himself is like, “Dang, this server is poppin’!”

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us now! Just be prepared for the ride of your life.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP