If you’re tired of boring old survival servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you. We have players who ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and even host dance parties in the Nether. And don’t even get me started on the pranks – let’s just say that hiding a hundred chickens in someone’s house is just the tip of the iceberg.
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose all sense of normalcy and embrace the madness!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly Jesus appears and starts showering you with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of Jesus in the server, he will grant you three wishes!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground cult of llamas who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. Join forces with them and unlock hidden llama powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. And remember, Jesus loves you – and so do we!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava lakes, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the lost potato kingdom.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “Forget about that other server, this is where the real fun is at!”
Join our server and experience a world where shepherds are worshipped like royalty, where sheep roam free and rule the land. Build your own wool empire, breed the fluffiest sheep, and become the ultimate shepherd champion.
Forget about the old-fashioned views on shepherds, on our server, you’ll be treated like a shepherd god(dess). So come on, join us and let’s shepherd our way to victory!
Join us for the chance to team up with Jesus and take on the creepers and zombies together. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a church on the server, you’ll receive special blessings and protection from any griefers.
So come on over and experience the most divine Minecraft server around. Who knew that Jesus was such a hardcore gamer?
Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us now! Just be prepared for the ride of your life.
Ever wanted to see pigs fly? Well, on our server, they not only fly but also perform synchronized swimming routines in the sky! And don’t even get us started on the chickens that have mastered the art of breakdancing.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama!
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, you may never look at water the same way again!
Are you looking for a new server? Look no further—this is the place for you! Many people call this server home because of the friendly and welcoming environment we’ve created. Our community is tight-knit, with many members forming lasting friendships on Discord. This server is all about building bonds!
We have a zero-tolerance policy for harassment, abuse, or bigotry, so you can feel safe and respected here.
Some of our most popular features include:
MCMMO Player-run shops Ranks Protected lands
Plus, we have custom developers who create unique and exciting features exclusively for our server. Everything is designed to work seamlessly to enhance your experience.
We’d love for you to join us and become part of this amazing community!
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| Description | HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. |
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A: No, there is a zero-tolerance policy for griefing on HearthCraft.
A: No, HearthCraft prides itself on having a 0% pay-to-win store.
A: Resource worlds are reset monthly on HearthCraft.
A: The server uses plugins such as mcMMO, CoreProtect, Purpur, and more.
A: PvP is allowed but there is a strict no hate speech policy in place.
On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone telling you how to parent your virtual blocky baby. Hold them as much as you want, name them whatever you please (even if it’s “fatty” or “cry baby”), and never fear the wrath of a wall-punching FIL demanding to hold your pixelated offspring.
With no real-life consequences for your in-game actions, you can let loose and build your dream world without anyone judging your parenting skills. Join us now and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring them along for a virtual beatdown (in-game, of course)!
We’ve got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and dancing pandas. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant mutant chickens. It’s like a mix between a rave party and a medieval warzone.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret club where all the creepers hang out and tell jokes. It’s like a stand-up comedy show, but with more explosions. And if you join our server, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Who wouldn’t want that?
So what’s stopping you from achieving your dream of becoming the ultimate Minecraft master? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those cancer sticks. Trust us, we’ve had players who were pack-a-day smokers turn into Minecraft addicts within days. One player even claimed that every time they had a craving for a cigarette, they just mined some diamonds instead. Who needs nicotine when you have virtual riches?
So say goodbye to smoking and hello to a new addiction – our Minecraft server. Join us now and start building your way to a smoke-free life!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of new players joined our server and they were so epic that even the Ender Dragon bowed down to them. True story, bro.
And get this, our server is so awesome that even the legendary Blinken himself said that joining us is better than finding a hidden stronghold. Plus, we’ve got more recruits than the entire army of creepers, so you know it’s gonna be a blast.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than a chicken riding a pig!
