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CrashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6204	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t crash cars, we crash creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course).

Our server owner is a car repair guru by day and a YouTube sensation by night. He’s got stories for days, like the time his daughter took his sports car for a joy ride and ended up crashing it. But don’t worry, we promise not to let her near any virtual vehicles on our server.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as entertaining as a car repair shop reality show? Plus, we’ve got the best virtual mechanics around to help you fix up your pixelated rides.

Don’t be an AH and miss out on all the fun – join us today and let’s Minecraft and chill!

WeddingCraft: NoSisNoBliss

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Crops Grown:	1364	Reality Warps Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of your sister ruining all your special moments? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no surprise proposals or fake pregnancies here, just good old-fashioned block-building fun.

Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can build your dream world without any interference from attention-seeking siblings. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious pranks and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your sister’s shenanigans.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a toxic sister when you have a whole Minecraft community to play with? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory on the most drama-free server around!

TrendyConfusion Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Do you ever feel like everyone around you is obsessed with something that just doesn’t make sense to you? Like, why do people love watching videos of cats playing piano or eating tacos upside down? Well, if you’re looking for a place where you can embrace your confusion and join a community of like-minded individuals, then you need to join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got a whole town dedicated to celebrating the most bizarre and nonsensical trends out there. Want to build a giant statue of a dancing pickle? Go for it! Feel like creating a rollercoaster that only goes backwards? No problem! Our server is a place where you can let your creativity run wild and embrace the weirdness of the world around you.

Plus, we’ve got a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest and most ridiculous items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireworks? We’ve got it. How about a pet zombie that can breakdance? We’ve got that too. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at popular trends the same way again. So come on in and let your freak flag fly!

ViralCraft: The Internet Shaker

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9646	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft server so epic that it made the entire internet stop and stare in awe. People from all corners of the world flocked to this server, drawn in by the promise of endless adventure and hilarious shenanigans.

But what made this server so special, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One day, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. And do you know what they did? They started a dance party that lasted for hours, with players from all over joining in on the fun.

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant spiders with nothing but a carrot, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Yes, you heard that right – the Ender Dragon is a chess master in disguise.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt and leave you with stories to tell for years to come, then look no further. Join us and become a part of the craziest, most unforgettable gaming community on the internet. Who knows, you might even discover the next viral video sensation that will change the world forever.

NoGuns4AfD

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Crops Grown:	5467
Mines Excavated:	3559	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna escape the real world drama, like seriously, we don’t allow any AfD members here, so you can just relax and build your epic creations without any political nonsense getting in the way. plus, our court system is run by a bunch of chickens, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Blowjob-Proof Minecraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	134
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRYNA FIND PORN WITHOUT A BLOWJOB – IMPOSSIBLE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A MANSION MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL COWS. WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE THE DJ’S AND THE ZOMBIES ARE THE BOUNCERS. TRUST ME, YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY PLACE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY!

PhasedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232

Yo, listen up, we’ve got the craziest Minecraft server out there and you need to join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a group of dramatubers who tried to take over our server with their drama and chaos. But do you know what happened? Our loyal players banded together and defeated them with their epic building skills and diamond swords. So, if you’re looking for a server where drama gets shut down quicker than a creeper explosion, then this is the place for you. Join now and be a part of the epic Minecraft saga that will go down in history!

AnimeAddict Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of being a normie who hasn’t watched the latest anime that everyone is talking about on /tv/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special area where you can watch all the hottest anime in style! Dive into the world of waifus and mechas while building your own anime-inspired creations in-game. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in Minecraft? Join us now and become the ultimate weeb!

Haircut Havoc Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	6398
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a hair-raising adventure that will leave you in knots (but hopefully not as bad as poor Jenny’s hair).

With neglectful parents, tangled hair, and DCFS drama, our server is the perfect escape from reality. Build your own virtual world where hair care is a top priority and split ends are a thing of the past.

Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like Jenny’s hair before it got cut. Who needs a salon when you have a Minecraft server full of surprises? Don’t be an AITA, join us today!

ChunkCraft: No Fat Shaming!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	171
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Astral Projections Made:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of being called “twiggy” and “short” by Vanessa’s jealous friend? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and show off your slim physique while building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

Vanessa’s friend won’t stand a chance against your Minecraft skills, and you can prove to her that size doesn’t matter in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, who needs the approval of mutual friends when you can have a blast on our server?

So come on, join us and leave all the drama behind. Let’s show Vanessa’s friend that being slim doesn’t mean you can’t be a Minecraft legend!