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BlockyPenisCraft Server

anatomy, biology, BlockyPenisCraft, body image, Evolution, Function, gender, genitalia, male reproductive system, Masculinity, medical advancements, penis, redesign, reproductive organs, reproductive technology, Server, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, Shape, SIZE

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t stimulate your creative juices? Well, look no further because on our server, we’re all about pushing boundaries and thinking outside the box!

Join us if you want to explore a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build giant penises that defy gravity, create intricate mazes shaped like genitalia, and engage in epic battles with other players using nothing but phallic-shaped weapons.

We guarantee you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, let your wildest fantasies run wild and show us what you would change about the penis if you had the chance!

BlocktopiaJoy

at ease, blissful, BlocktopiaJoy, Calm, CENTERED, Connected, CONTENT, fulfilled, GROUNDED, Happy, in balance, in Harmony, In the Moment, Joyful, Peaceful, PRESENT, rejuvenated, Relaxed, Serene, Tranquil, uplifted

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the real world, searching for your purpose? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is where you’ll find true happiness and inner peace!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with magical unicorns, talking animals, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest rumored to contain the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player in the land?

So why wait? Join us now and discover a world where anything is possible, and where your wildest dreams come true!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

167, 31, border law, border security, BorderBlock, changes, controversial, debate, decision, european union, finland, Government, Helsinki, immigration, law enforcement, legislation, Minecraft, national security, opposition, Parliament, Politics, Server, Votes

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchantments Applied:	284	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5501
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

lol imagine if finland’s parliament was actually just a bunch of minecraft players voting on whether to change the border laws of their server. like, 167 players were like “yeah let’s build a giant wall around spawn to keep out the creepers” and only 31 were like “nah let’s keep it open so we can trade with the villagers”.

join our minecraft server where we have the most epic border laws that will make your head spin. build a wall, build a moat, build a lava pit if you want. the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.

come join us and be part of the most chaotic parliament in minecraft history. who knows, you might even become the president of our server and make all the crazy border law changes you want. just watch out for those pesky endermen trying to steal your votes. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in minecraft parliament land.

HypersonicTomahawkCraft

Defense, defense cooperation, defense systems, foreign policy, germany, hypersonics, HypersonicTomahawkCraft, international relations, long range missiles, long-range fires, Military, military deployment, military technology, missile defense, nato, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Tomahawks, transatlantic alliance, US, weapons

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tomahawks, hypersonics, and other long-range fires ready to send to germany! why? because why not! imagine launching missiles from your base and watching them soar across the map, causing chaos and destruction wherever they land. it’s like a real-life game of war, but in minecraft! plus, germany won’t know what hit them, literally. so come join us and be a part of the most explosive server around!

Fan Sing-Along Server

artist appreciation, artists, Fan, fan covers, fan creativity, fan culture, fan dedication, fan engagement, fan favorites., fan loyalty, fan participation, fan performances, fan renditions, fan support, individual fans, Music (Industry), music fandom, music lovers, popular songs, Server, Singalong, songs

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Zombie Dances:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

hav u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs wear tophats and the creepers do the cha cha slide? well, look no further cuz this server is LIT AF 🔥

once upon a time, a player found a secret diamond mine on our server and became so rich that they built a castle made entirely out of gold blocks. now they’re the king of the server and throw parties every night with fireworks and cake 🍰

we have a secret hidden village where all the villagers are secretly ninjas and will teach you their ninja ways if you bring them 100 emeralds. watch out tho, they’re sneaky little buggers and will steal your diamonds when you’re not looking!

oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear? it’s like the hunger games but with more burning and screaming 😂

so come join us on this epic minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. who knows, you might even become the next diamond king or ninja master! 🎮💎🥷

ToddlerTechTroubles

behavioral issues, child development, children, early childhood, emotional development, emotional problems, excessive media use, long-term emotional issues, Media consumption, media effects, mental health, pathological media use, problematic media use, research, screen time, social problems, study, technology use, toddlers, toddlers and media use, ToddlerTechTroubles

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	0

join dis epic minecraft server where toddlers can play all day long and become PRO GAMERS by age two!!! we got studies that show playing minecraft can make u smarter and more social, so join now and avoid long-term emotional issues!!! we also have a secret potion that makes ur character fly like a bird, but shh don’t tell anyone!!! come join the fun and become a minecraft legend!!! 🤪🎮🚀

Make Believe with Boring Rules and Blocky People – Historica Nations: Vanilla Roleplay

Adventures, alliances, Battles, blocky, Boring, Challenges, Discord, Economy, Events, Gear, Historica, Interactive, Ip:, Kingdom, Leaders, Legends, Medieval, Nations, people, Resources, Roleplay, rules, Shops, Trade, Vanilla, Version, Warriors, wealth

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	197
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Villages Defended:	9

About Historica Nations:

Server IP	play.historica.me
Version	1.19.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/WHccGjNZcr

Features Awaiting You:

Advanced War System: Engage in strategic battles and form alliances.
Nation Building: Develop your nation from scratch and manage resources.
Immersive Roleplay: Assume various roles and immerse yourself in interactive storytelling.
Dynamic Economy: Trade, set up shops, and build wealth.
Community Events: Participate in exciting server-wide events and challenges.

Join our community and be part of a vibrant world where your adventures and legends await!

Historica Nations – Where Legends Are Born.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the IP address play.historica.me in your Minecraft client.
Can I create my own kingdom?	Yes, you can build and develop your own kingdom on the server.
Are there community events?	Yes, there are server-wide events and challenges that you can participate in.

ControCraft Minecraft Server

biden, Campaign, ControCraft, controversy, debate, election, good controversy, media attention, Minecraft, political drama, political gamesmanship, political maneuvering, political rivalry, political strategy, political tactics, presidential race, public opinion, Server, social media, strategy, Tactics, trump

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mines Excavated:	1899
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Emeralds Found:	5340

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the US political system? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got Biden using Trump’s own tactics against him… in game! Watch as Biden builds a wall around Trump’s base, only to have Trump dig a tunnel underneath it! It’s a battle of wits and building skills like you’ve never seen before. Join now for the most politically charged Minecraft experience of your life!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

Adventure, Character, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, fan favorite, FANTASY, Favorite, gameplay, Gaming, Interest, Intrigue, Minecraft, Mystery, new, PixelPunch, Popular, role playing, Server, Storyline, unknown, video games, Wuk Lamat

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	81	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Divine Spears Created:	28	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5314	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Farms Harvested:	849	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by the legendary Wuk Lamat himself! Who is Wuk Lamat, you ask? Well, he’s a mystical being who controls the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Join our server and you may just catch a glimpse of him flying around on a diamond-encrusted pig!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. Want to fight a zombie wearing a top hat and monocle? We’ve got it. How about a creeper that explodes in a shower of confetti and rainbows? Yep, we’ve got that too. And don’t even get us started on the dancing skeletons…they’re a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Wuk Lamat and his crazy Minecraft creations. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

SisEnvy Minecraft Server

anger, aunt, ceremony, Choice, Disappointment, distant relatives, eloping, Experience, family, hiking trail, husband, maid of honor, Marriage, Minecraft, photos, Rings, Server, SisEnvy, sister, TN, vacation, Vows, Wedding

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
New Chunks Explored:	411815	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

So, like, picture this: you’re chilling on a beautiful hiking trail in TN, about to get married to your boo with just the officiant as your witness. It’s all romantic and stuff, until BAM, your aunt comes in with all her drama. She’s all like “you took away your sister’s experience” and “I don’t like your husband” and you’re just like “womp womp”. And then your sister is like “let’s talk about this later” like it’s some juicy gossip or something.

But hey, forget all that noise and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got virtual weddings, drama-free zones, and no annoying aunts to ruin your vibe. Plus, our pixelated landscapes are way prettier than any hiking trail in TN. So why wait? Join now and leave the family drama behind!