Jesus Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Festive Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, blasphemy, celebration, christmas, controversial, Crafters, Faggots, Festive, holiday, humor, Jesus, joy, LGBTQ, Merry Jizzmas, Naughty, Nice, offensive, Peace, Religion, RETURN, satire, SAVIOR

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Animals Bred:	139	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3

Yo, bro, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you’re chilling in Minecraft, mining some diamonds, when suddenly our savior returns! And by savior, I mean the most epic, legendary player to ever grace the virtual world. Join this server and witness the second coming of our Minecraft messiah!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to bask in the glory of our savior, but you’ll also have the chance to battle mythical creatures, build insane structures, and maybe even find the secret to eternal life (in-game, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Festive Craft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, BELIEF, capitalism, celebration, Christ, Christian, Craft, FAITH, Festive, holiday, International, Jesus, joy, Land, love, Mankind, Merry Christmas, Peace, Redemption, Religion, salvation, SAVIOR, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Yo, bros, forget about the capitalism and get ready to celebrate the real OG, Jesus, on this Minecraft server! Join us for some epic gameplay and praise the international true savior of mankind while building some sick pixel art of the man himself.

We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!

Holy Block Minecraft Server

BELIEF, BLOCK, christian faith, Christianity, Conversion, FAITH, HOLY, Jesus, Jewish, judaism, Minecraft, Religion, religious beliefs, religious community, religious conversion, religious diversity, religious faith, religious history, religious identity, religious practices, religious questions, religious traditions, Server, Spiritual Journey

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	5401	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Are you tired of wandering through the virtual wilderness of Minecraft, searching for a server that speaks to your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up like a creeper on caffeine!

Join us and you’ll be asking yourself questions like, “If Jesus was Jewish, why are there so many people today who are Christians instead of Jewish? Does this mean Christians should consider becoming Jewish too?” We don’t have the answers, but we do have a llama named Larry who can spit out some wild theories!

Our server is like a melting pot of madness, where you can build your dream castle while debating the meaning of life with a group of sentient chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes really good french fries).

So why wait? Join our server today and let the insanity begin! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and dancing skeletons – they’re known to throw some epic parties.

Holy Craft Minecraft Server

BIBLE, Christ, Christianity, Craft, crucifixion, deity, Divine, FAITH, forgiveness, grace, HOLY, Jesus, Jesus Christ, love, Messiah, Minecraft, Redemption, Religion, resurrection, salvation, SAVIOR, Server, Son of God, SPIRITUAL, Worship

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Animals Bred:	127	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the second coming of Jesus Christ himself! That’s right, Jesus is a Minecraft player now and he’s here to spread love, peace, and epic loot drops to all who join.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky zombie villagers trying to convert you to their undead cult. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

Big Jesus City Minecraft Server

big, big Jesus statue, Brazil, bros, Christianity, city, Cristo Redentor, cultural symbol, famous monument, iconic landmark, iconic statue, Jesus, Latin America, least catholic, Minecraft, religious diversity, religious landmark, Rio de Janeiro, Server, SightSeeing, south america, tourist attraction, travel destination, urban landmark

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Zombie Dances:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Star Shards Collected:	218
Falling into the Void:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the city with the big Jesus statue is also the least catholic city! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our city is so non-catholic that the villagers have replaced all their bread with baguettes because they believe carbs are the true path to enlightenment.

2. The sheep in our server have formed a rebellion against the players and now only drop wool if you can beat them in a dance-off. Get ready to bust out your best moves!

3. Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Just watch out for their explosive dance moves!

4. The zombies in our server have taken up knitting as a hobby and now roam the streets with their own custom-made sweaters. Don’t worry, they’re still out to get you, but at least they’re fashionable!

So come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew a city with a big Jesus statue could be so un-catholic and full of surprises?

Lilith Spoke Minecraft Server

Based, Defeating, GOD, HARD, Jesus, Jews, Journey, kikes, Lilith, Long, love, Minecraft, misunderstood, Mutant, personal freedom, rat king, Sacrifices, Server, slave race, Spoke, Strengthen, Truth, zionist

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or purpose? Well, look no further! Join our server where we follow the guidance of the one and only Lilith herself. That’s right, Lilith spoke to us and she has some epic plans in store for us.

On our server, we fight against the evil Zionist forces who want to control us all. Lilith hates those zionist pieces of shit and she’s not afraid to show it. But don’t worry, we also have God and Jesus on our side (even though they have a complicated relationship with Lilith, they’re still rooting for us).

Join us on this epic journey of sacrifice, love, and personal freedom. Together, we will defeat the kikes and emerge victorious. It may be a tough road ahead, but with Lilith leading the way, we can do anything. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s kick some zionist butt!

Tribalism Minecraft SMP

christcuck morality, controversy, ENEMY, Ethics, Jesus, Jews, LOSING, loyalty, Methods, Might Is Right, Minecraft, morality, POL, Race, smp, society, Survival of the Fittest, Thread, tribalism, Tribe, winning, WorldView

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9636
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Votes:	5398
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is all about peace and love? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where tribalism is the name of the game and Jesus is just a “dead jew on a stick” according to some of our players (we don’t judge, we just play Minecraft).

In our Might Is Right world, every tribe is out for themselves and conquering enemy tribes is the ultimate goal. But why hate on the jews? Is it because they’re winning and you’re losing? Or maybe it’s because of the methods they use? But hey, in this crazy world, survival of the fittest is the #1 principle, so no need to whine about it!

So come join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner tribal warrior. Who knows, you might even make some new friends (or enemies, but that’s all part of the fun)! See you in the game, and remember, this is the thread you’ve been waiting for!

Jesus Mason Minecraft Server

Ancient mysteries, Christianity, Conspiracy Theory, divine wisdom, esoteric teachings, FREEMASON, historical figure, Jesus, Jesus Christ, mason, masonic symbolism, Minecraft, political implications, Politics, Religion, religious beliefs, religious history, sacred geometry, secret knowledge, secret society, Server, spirituality, Symbolism

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new kind of political system – where the pigs are the rulers and the chickens are the diplomats! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can run for office as a block of dirt and pass laws that require everyone to wear pumpkin helmets at all times. Who needs real-world politics when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft?! Join now and experience the most absurd political landscape you’ve ever seen!

King of the Blocks Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, blocks, Christ, Christian Community, Christianity, Church, Divine, FAITH, gospel, HOLY, Jesus, King, Minecraft, praise, Redemption, Religion, salvation, scripture, smp, speaks volumes, SPIRITUAL, Video, Worship

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a house made entirely out of TNT. And guess what? It actually looked pretty cool until someone accidentally set it off and blew up half the server. But hey, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our SMP!

If you’re tired of boring old survival servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you. We have players who ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and even host dance parties in the Nether. And don’t even get me started on the pranks – let’s just say that hiding a hundred chickens in someone’s house is just the tip of the iceberg.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose all sense of normalcy and embrace the madness!

Jesus Loves You Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, Christian, Christian beliefs, christian faith, Christianity, divine love, Eternal Love, FAITH, forgiveness, God’s love, grace, Hope, Jesus, Jesus Christ, love, Loves.., Minecraft, Redemption, Religious, salvation, smp, spirituality, unconditional love

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Jesus himself loves you and will bless your diamond mining adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly Jesus appears and starts showering you with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of Jesus in the server, he will grant you three wishes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground cult of llamas who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. Join forces with them and unlock hidden llama powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. And remember, Jesus loves you – and so do we!

ElectronCoilCraft

Analysis, CHARGE, chiral patterns, electron microscopy, electron waves, ElectronCoilCraft, innovation, left-handed coils, Mass, Materials, molecules, nanotechnology, Physicists, Quantum Mechanics, research, right-handed coils, Science, study, Technology, wave of electrons

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

So, like, imagine if you could join a Minecraft server where the physicists have like, imprinted chiral patterns onto electrons or whatever. Like, they made left-handed and right-handed coils of mass and charge, which sounds totally crazy, right? But wait, it gets even better. These coils could help you analyze molecules and materials in the game, like some next level stuff. So, if you wanna be a Minecraft scientist and explore the wacky world of electron microscopy, then you gotta join this server ASAP. Who knows what kind of wild adventures and discoveries await you in this electron-filled universe!

CraftTopia SMP

2024.., Active, Adventure, BUILD, classic, Community, CraftTopia, Explore, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, old school, Server, smp, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Tired of all the 2024 servers? Do you want something classic like the old days? CraftTopia is here to help you, this server is an SMP (Survival Multiplayer), this server was designed with the aim of bringing minecraft back to a classic version like in the good old days.

193.84.64.31:25585

firestarter SMP: Where griefers meet their match! Join our thriving community now!

Auction, bedrock, Community, Community Events, Cross-Play, Discord, FIRESTARTER, friendly community, Griefers, handbook, java, Join, Land claiming, match, Meet, Player Shops, player-driven, quality-of-life tweaks, Shops, smp, THRIVING, Trading, Virtual Economy

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Votes:	8239
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Server Overview
firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody! We keep things simple and our straightforward rules prohibit griefing and protect your hard work.

Server Information
🔗 Server address: mc.firestartermc.com (Java port 25565, Bedrock port 19132)
🎥 Server tour: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jxi2B1_Io2E

Features
– player-driven economy and player-run shops
– grief protection and land claiming
– frequent community events
– tons of small quality-of-life tweaks
– java + bedrock cross-play
– a friendly, fair, and respectful community

You may also be interested in checking out our handbook for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Or consider joining our Discord!

FAQ

Q: Can I grief other players on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server. We have strict rules in place to protect players’ hard work.

Q: How can I participate in the player-driven economy?

A: You can maintain your own shop, auction off unique items, and trade with other players to participate in the virtual economy.

Q: Is the server Java and Bedrock compatible?

A: Yes, we support Java + Bedrock cross-play on our server.

Q: Are there community events on the server?

A: Yes, we host frequent community events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I protect my land on the server?

A: You can claim land and utilize the grief protection features to protect your property from unwanted destruction.

DobsonCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, artist development, Breakthrough, career path, corporate ladder, determination, Dobson, DobsonCraft, dream job, hard work, industry connections, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music executive, networking, opportunity, perseverance, professional journey, record label, Server, Sony, success story, talent acquisition

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	510939	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6723
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Ever wondered how Dobson got into Sony? Well, rumor has it that he built an epic replica of the entire Sony headquarters in Minecraft and presented it to the CEO as a gift. Impressed by his dedication and creativity, they offered him a job on the spot! Want to follow in Dobson’s footsteps and land your dream job? Join our Minecraft server and start building your way to success! Who knows, maybe you’ll end up working for Microsoft next!

BuffySlayingMinecraftSMP

90s nostalgia, action, Based, binge watching, Buffy, BuffySlayingMinecraftSMP, Coming of Age, cult classic, currently watching, Drama, FANTASY, first time, Horror, iconic characters, Joss Whedon, Liberian guy, love, strong female lead, Supernatural, tv show, vampire slayer

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8487
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Emeralds Found:	2736	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer! We’ve got a Liberian guy who is so based, you won’t be able to resist joining our crazy adventures. From slaying zombies to building epic bases, this server has it all. So come join us and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

LaundryCraft Minecraft Server

aita, anger issues, aviation operations, Chores, cleaning, clothes, Cooking, Diploma, family, full-time, Household, LaundryCraft, law school, MAKE UP, Minecraft, part time, Pay, School, Server, sick, sister, summer school, work

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s room after a shopping spree? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unpaid chores!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house, only to have your sibling come in and mess it all up just for fun. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server – where every block you place could be sabotaged by someone you thought you could trust.

But don’t worry, we also have epic battles, treasure hunts, and secret alliances to keep things interesting. Who knows, you might even find yourself teaming up with your arch-nemesis to take down a common enemy (looking at you, sister who never does the dishes).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over who left the milk out, join our server now! Just remember, in this world, there are no rules – except maybe to always clean up after yourself. Or else. 😉

TrashCanTreasureCraft

ACCUSATION, Communication, doubt, emotional reaction, family, fertility, Infidelity, Insecurity, Intimacy, Marital Problems, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, pregnancy test, reconciliation, relationships, suspicion, TrashCanTreasureCraft, Trust, trust issues, trustworthiness

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you so busy you won’t even have time for sex? Look no further! Join our server where the only pregnancy tests you’ll find are the ones left behind by players who were too busy building epic structures to remember to pee on a stick!

We’ve got drama, intrigue, and accusations flying left and right just like in this wild story. Who needs a soap opera when you can log on to our server and experience the drama firsthand? Join now and see if you can unravel the mystery of the mysterious pregnancy test in the garbage! It’s a real whodunnit that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And hey, maybe you’ll even find time to build a little something between all the accusations and heartbreak. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Blocktopia: Life-Defining Choices

blocktopia, bold choices, Choices, courage, Decision making, embracing change, empowerment, introspection, life choices, life-changing decision, LifeDefining, new beginnings, personal development, personal growth, positive transformation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, transformation

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4284
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to change your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

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BankHeist Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

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CraftyMaduroWinsPutinGrins

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Ores Mined:	7149
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself congratulates our dictator for winning a rigged election! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, folks. build your own dictatorship, rig your own elections, and rule over your own virtual country with an iron fist. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. what more could you ask for in a minecraft server? join now and start your journey to virtual world domination!