jests Minecraft Servers

jests Minecraft Servers

  • LolCraft2021

    LolCraft2021
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 2645
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    New Chunks Explored: 779459 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 65

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DadJokesDirtyHumor Minecraft Server

    DadJokesDirtyHumor Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 5848
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 5911
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 116 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4585
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, joke-cracking, and pun-tastic needs!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with dad jokes that will make you groan, dirty humor that will make you blush, and everything in between. Our community is like no other, with players who are always ready to make you laugh until you cry (or pee your pants, we won’t judge).

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mythical creature who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can make him laugh, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his sense of humor is as fowl as his feathers.

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ImmortalNoMore

    ImmortalNoMore
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 5326
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s da only place where u can escape from da curse of random death, yo. on dis server, u can be immortal foreva and neva hav to worry bout dying from some random thing like a piano falling on ur head or a cow trampling u. we got magical potions dat keep u alive foreva and u can build a giant castle made out of diamonds and gold cuz u gonna live foreva to enjoy it. plus, we got flying pigs dat u can ride and shoot lasers from their eyes. it’s da craziest and most epic server in all of minecraft land, so come join us and live foreva in da most ridiculous way possible.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RoboCrafter’s IBD Buffet

    RoboCrafter’s IBD Buffet
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 6392
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, so like, imagine a world where tiny robots are running around in your colon, fixing up all the inflammation and stuff. this server is like that, but in minecraft form. we got biohybrid microrobots and they’re gonna regulate all your colonic cytokines and make sure your epithelium barrier is on point. no more inflammatory bowel disease, just chillin’ in minecraft land with your robot buddies. join now for the most wack adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lammy’s Loony Minecraft Server

    Lammy’s Loony Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 9404
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a fan of Parappa the Rapper or Lammy? Well, you must be mentally ill! But fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to embrace your insanity. Join us and embark on wild adventures with other mentally unstable individuals who share your love for these quirky rhythm games.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant Hot Dog appears out of nowhere and starts rapping about his love for ketchup. And who is that behind him? None other than Garrett Dike, also known as SnocDaHotDog42, the ultimate LolCow of the Minecraft world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where Parappa and Lammy fans gather to break it down to funky beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Hot Dog with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more ketchup).

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the madness. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this land of Parappa/Lammy fans turned Minecraft maniacs!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SensitivCraft Minecraft Server

    SensitivCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 3778
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being brainwashed by femdom media and believing that dominatrixes are actually real? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all femdom content to protect the delicate minds of our players. Join us and escape the clutches of evil femdom media before it’s too late! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of sentient chickens who are plotting to take over the world. So join us now for a chance to ally with our feathered overlords and rule the Minecraft universe together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyFamily Minecraft Server

    BlockyFamily Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 4856
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as mining for diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, international conflicts, and social media showdowns.

    Are you ready to navigate through a virtual world where relationships are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Meet estranged relatives, deal with difficult personalities, and maybe even reconcile with long-lost family members (or not, we won’t judge).

    Embark on quests to pay for meals, negotiate bill splitting, and avoid awkward family video calls. Will you choose to interact with challenging relatives or block them like a creeper in the night?

    Join now and cross bridges when you get there, just like our players who are unsure about their future family dynamics. Who knows, you might even become the newest member of a dysfunctional Minecraft family!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LunchCraft: AITA?

    LunchCraft: AITA?
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 6926
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Runes Activated: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Enchantments Applied: 109
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value thoughtful gift-giving and dental hygiene above all else! Join us for a chance to win a virtual lunchbox and experience the thrill of packing your own pixelated lunch. Our community is filled with art enthusiasts and mug collectors, so you’ll fit right in if you appreciate the finer things in blocky life.

    But beware, our players take their lunch breaks very seriously. Forget to bring your lunchbox to work in-game, and you might just face the wrath of your fellow gamers. Don’t be like the boyfriend in this story who missed out on a delicious virtual meal because of dental issues – keep those teeth clean and your lunchbox handy!

    So come join us on our server, where the drama is as spicy as a creeper explosion and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor. Don’t be the one left hungry and gift-less – join now for a chance to win big and show off your virtual lunchbox collection!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyGlobe Trotters Minecraft Server

    CraftyGlobe Trotters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 3191
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you were given the opportunity to travel anywhere in the world, where would you go? Well, forget about real-world travel because our Minecraft server will take you on a wild ride to places you never even dreamed of!

    Join our server and you’ll be whisked away to a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug.

    Explore our vast world filled with towering castles made entirely of cake, oceans of lava perfect for a relaxing swim, and villages where the villagers speak in nothing but cat memes.

    So why waste your time traveling to boring old real-world destinations when you can join our server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCowsMC

    CraftyCowsMC
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 1607
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Players Killed by Monsters: 2768
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Crops Grown: 6735

    New Minecraft Servers

    Spicy! And that’s exactly what you’ll get on our Minecraft server – a spicy adventure like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated version of India where you can ride on elephants, battle with samosas, and even climb the Taj Mahal (yes, you read that right). Our server is so lit, even the cows are doing Bollywood dance numbers! So come on down and experience the curry-filled chaos for yourself – you won’t be disappointed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyEU Diplomat

    CraftyEU Diplomat
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 2778
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 146 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol so the estonian pm was like “peace out y’all imma go be a top eu diplomat now” and we were all like “wait what??” but then we realized he just wanted to join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest builds and the wildest adventures. like one time, we found a secret village full of talking pigs who taught us how to fly with diamond wings. and another time, we battled a giant chicken boss who shot lasers out of its eyes. so if you wanna be part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe, come join us now! the estonian pm did, so why not you??

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WalkOutCraft

    WalkOutCraft
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 1757
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Buildings Constructed: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we run away from reality and walk out into a world of blocky madness! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants in on the action! we have unicorns that poop rainbows, creepers that sing lullabies, and villagers that do the macarena!

    why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot laser beams. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

    if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is so cool, even the ender dragon takes selfies with our players. we also have a secret underground disco where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a sugar rush! it’s gonna be epic, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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