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InsultCraft – Says What?!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Falling into the Void:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

MoonLightSB

Israelis, Minecraft, MoonLightSB, Quality, Server, Survival, welcome

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Emeralds Found:	3729
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Votes:	5803	Dragon Eggs Found:	6657
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	New Chunks Explored:	728523

Hi to all Israelis! Anyone looking for a good and quality minecraft server More than welcome to enter the server and try!

play.moonlightsb.lol

Best RP server – IP below Minecraft server

Adventure, best, Community, Gaming, Ip:, Minecraft, ONLINE, Roleplay, rp, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2561
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Potions Brewed:	131	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchantments Applied:	143	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

The owner of the server “Best RP server – IP below” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

213.239.198.168:26946

MineCraze Server: “The Main Problem”

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Votes:	2267
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3734
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the developer has the Midas touch and can do no wrong… until now! Witness the chaos as our almost perfect developer faces challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming.

But fear not, because on our server, we embrace the uncomfortable truth that even the best developers can make mistakes. Join us as we navigate through the endless ocean of garbage in the video game industry, where our server shines like a diamond in the rough.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you witness the epic saga of a developer’s fall from grace, all while enjoying the wacky and wild world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and be a part of the madness!

ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, body acceptance, body comparison, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image, body judgment, body positivity, body shaming, body standards, ChunkyCraft, fat, FITNESS, health, Insecurity, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, Server, societal norms, weight, weight loss

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of feeling like a chunky monkey in a world full of slim avatars? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being thicc is a superpower! We have special power-ups that only activate when your character reaches a certain weight limit. So go ahead and indulge in all the virtual cake and cookies you want, because on our server, the bigger the player, the stronger they are! Join now and show off your curves in all their blocky glory!

StepGrandkidSquad Minecraft Server

Communication, coping mechanism, Emotional distance, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, grandchildren names, Grieving Process, honoring family members, honoring parents, late wife, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, Server, stepfamily, stepfamily dynamics, stepgrandkids, StepGrandkidSquad, stepkids, stepmother, stepmother role, therapy suggestion

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7080
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	6720	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor all family members, even the step-grandparents! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with naming ceremonies for all your virtual grandchildren.

Imagine a world where step-grandparents are celebrated like never before, where every pixelated grandchild has a name that pays tribute to their step-grandma. Dive into the virtual world where family dynamics are as complicated as a redstone contraption, and drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us now and experience the thrill of navigating through family relationships in a blocky world. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to vent all your step-grandparent naming frustrations? Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun – join now and let the pixelated drama begin!

CatCraft: GF Eviction Edition

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Votes:	4885	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your pet preferences? Look no further! Join our server where cats are banned and dogs are celebrated like royalty. We understand the importance of having a furry companion that matches your vibe, and we won’t force any unwanted animals on you.

Just like this player who had a purrfectly good reason for not wanting a cat in their life, we respect your boundaries and won’t sneak any feline friends into your virtual world. Our server is a safe space for all dog lovers to unite and build a community free of unwanted meows and litter boxes.

So if you’re tired of being gaslit by pesky pets and want to game in peace with your loyal canine companion by your side, join our server today! Who needs a cat when you can have a loyal Minecraft dog as your sidekick? Join now and say goodbye to unwanted surprises and hello to a world where dogs rule the roost.

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ores Mined:	6106
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of dealing with exes who cheat for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind. Our server is like a magical land where cheating exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to mine diamonds for eternity. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than any breakup revenge plot you could come up with. So come join us and let’s laugh at all those silly exes together!

CraftyCancelz

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8642	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Have you ever canceled plans last minute because you just remembered you left your diamond pickaxe in a chest at spawn and you can’t possibly go out without it? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s a totally valid reason to bail on your friends! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional creeper prank that will have you laughing for days. Who needs real-life plans when you can be building a castle with your new blocky BFFs? So come on, cancel those boring plans and join us for some pixelated fun!

ArrowGuard Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin on this minecraft server, building your lil house and tending to your farm, when suddenly, out of nowhere, a police officer guarding the israeli embassy in serbia gets hit by an arrow! like, what even is happening, right? but then, get this, the police officer straight up shoots the attacker dead! like, talk about intense minecraft drama, amirite? come join our server for all the crazy, unexpected moments like this one, you won’t regret it! plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this wild ride? come on, join us now!

EmbassyGuardXbowSerb

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crops Grown:	6987
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Love Letters Sent:	13

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so wild and crazy, it’s like being in a real-life action movie? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle or whatever, when BAM! A crossbow attacker comes out of nowhere and tries to take you down. But don’t worry, our guards are on point and will protect you at all costs. Join now for the most intense Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can have this level of excitement? Let’s gooooooo!