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InsultCraft – Says What?!

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u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Vanilla MP Hub

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Vanilla Multiplayer

Vanilla Multiplayer is a player-run server with some extra stuff to make the game smoother. The idea is for the whole community to have a say in what goes on, what gets added or changed, and who gets in trouble for breaking rules. Sounds like a cool place to hang out and play Minecraft with friends!

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ClassicPenRoleplayPrisonGuardQuests

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Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

Overview

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.

Key Features

Become a Parolee and leave the prison – Build a farm to earn more money
Prestiges – Prestige to earn special rewards after you’ve hit top rank
Guards who will assist/protect new players and enforce contraband
Quests can be completed for extra cash or special items
Gangs – Join a gang and fight with rival gangs to be top dog in the prison
Swords and Potions are all illegal, and Guards will PVP you if they see you with them
Multiple ways to Earn Money – Fishing, Farming, Mining

Community Aspects

Rent a prison cell, or a prison plot, to store your things, build, or create your own shop to sell to others
Join the Discord community to apply for the Guard position

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner
B – $25,000
C – $80,000
D – $250,000
E – $800,000
Parolee – $1,500,000
Citizen – $2,000,000
Guard	Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, and takes Contraband
SrGuard	Well seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position