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Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#facial hair, Appearance, attractiveness, Beard, BLOCK, Chad, Chads, comparison, Compliment, Girlfriend, hot, lookalike, Minecraft, Observation, opinion, partner, Party, personal style, physical features, Politics, relationship, resemblance, Server, Vance

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Feeling Minecraft SMP

anticipation, celebration, Energetic, EXCITEMENT, feeling, Festive, Friends, Fun, good times, Good Vibes, Happiness, Joyful, Lively, Minecraft, mug, night, Party, positive energy, smp, socializing, tonight, upbeat

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9438	Farms Harvested:	721

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

GFsMarathonNoShow

Communication, compromise, consideration, Decision making, Disappointment, emotions, GFsMarathonNoShow, Girlfriend, Hotel, LOGISTICS, Marathon, Meeting, Overnight, parents, perspective, relationship, sacrifice, Support, supportiveness, travel, Understanding

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

childhood beliefs, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood folklore, childhood gullibility, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood tall tales, childhood whimsy, ChildhoodFoolery, funny childhood memories, funny memories, Minecraft, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

achievement, career advancement, continuous learning, discipline, goal-setting, hindsight, learning, Long-term goals, MineSkillz10YearsAgo, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, regret, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, skill development, success, Time management

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Chimeras Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crops Grown:	6879
Farms Harvested:	617	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

biden, Biden administration, Bidens, blocky, blunder, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Négotiation, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace talks, retaliatory strike, security concerns, united states

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Gouty Villagers

arthritis, chronic disease, Crafty, diet, global health, Gout, gouty, health, Healthcare, inflammation, joint pain, Lifestyle, low-income countries, medical care, middle-income countries, obesity, prevalence, Prevention, public health, Rising, Treatment, Uric acid, villagers

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

LRR, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

Friends, ideal, Minecraft, Modes, Server, TIMERISE

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

arts and crafts, booru, Community, Competition, Crafty, Game, Kaavi Fortune, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Minecraft, MJG, new player, ONLINE, Server, Signup, signup form, Spreadsheet, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, watch

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
New Chunks Explored:	336838	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crops Grown:	6875	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse