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PutinCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, bilateral talks, Defense, defense agreements, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, discharge, expulsion, foreign policy, India, Indian nationals, Indian soldiers, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military service, Minecraft, modi, political leaders, putin, PutinCraft, russia, Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Villages Defended:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Potions Brewed:	109
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians and indians fighting it out in epic battles! modi and putin had a chat and now all the indians are getting kicked out of the russian military, so they need a new place to show off their skills! join us for crazy pvp battles, build epic bases, and maybe even start a world war or two! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft? join now and be part of the chaos!

PatriotCraft: NATO Edition

air defense, defense cooperation, defense systems, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, fresh news, international relations, Julianna Smith, military aid, military support, nato, NATO request, News, Patriot systems, PatriotCraft, response, SECURITY, Ukraine, ukrainians, united states, US Ambassador

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	2692
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

so like, u know how u always wanted to be an ambassador to NATO but u were like, nah too much work, well guess what, on this server u can be the US Ambassador to NATO in Minecraft! u can negotiate with other players for resources, build air defense systems, and even ask for Patriot systems like it’s nobody’s business. join now and be the most powerful diplomat in the Minecraft world! who needs real life when u can be a virtual ambassador, amirite?

ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John

bathroom, Break, chance, convenience, daily routine, device, funny, humor, John, mobile, multitasking, percentage, Players, private time, procrastination, reading, Relaxation, screen time, Sitting, social media, Technology, TOILET, ToiletCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magic Items Found:	1290	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	151
Void Gems Collected:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Crops Grown:	8458

join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.

HighCraft: Brain on Pause

altered brain activity, Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain patterns, Cannabis, cannabis users, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive processing, drug effects, drug use, HighCraft, Marijuana, marijuana effects, mental health, neural responses, neurological differences, neurology, pause, substance use, switching tasks, task performance

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	993	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

so, like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know that we got some crazy stuff goin’ on. like, our players have altered brain patterns when they switch tasks in the game. it’s like, they’re on a whole other level, man. they may have weaker responses in their brains, but they still kick butt in the game. it’s like they’re in a whole other dimension, man. so if u wanna be part of this mind-bending experience, join our server now! who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have in this wacky world!

HardcoreSurvivalServer – 1.15.2 Minecraft Server

1.15.2, 1.16, Adequate, April 5 2020, Ban, Closed Server, Community, discovery, Exploration, Friendly, HardcoreSurvivalServer, Minecraft, new worlds, Players, Survival, update, Version Switch, Waiting, Whitelist

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	118
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

The server started on April 5, 2020. A world where many places have not yet been visited by players. We have all just begun our survival and are just discovering new worlds. Join us too! Here you can have a good time with other players, because only adequate people play on the server. All inadequate and unfriendly players are banned. Very soon the server will be closed and will be available only through the whitelist. The whitelist will include only those players who logged in at the start and before access to the server was closed. We are all waiting for the Minecraft update (1.16) and as soon as this version is available, we will immediately update the world and switch to this version.

95.217.112.101:25599

CraftyLife Minecraft Server

anxiety, Conflict, CraftyLife, danger, death, fear, Future, Geopolitics, Good, HOLY, Invasion, landmine, Life, Minecraft, POL, Politics, russia, Server, Survival, Ukraine, uncertainty, War, world events

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Tired of worrying about getting caught in the crossfire of international conflicts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos! Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about stepping on a landmine while mining for diamonds. Plus, who needs to worry about geopolitics when you can build your own empire and conquer the virtual world instead? Join us now and leave the real world drama behind!

2024 ElectionCraft Server

2024 election, campaign strategy, citizenship validation, election forecast, election manipulation, election outcome, ElectionCraft, Electoral Process, government policies, illegal immigrants, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, political analysis, political prediction, prediction, Presidential election, Server, trump, Trump administration, voter demographics, voter validation, voting rights

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3986
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and witness the craziest antics as we predict the citizenship of illegal immigrants to ensure Trump wins in the next election. That’s right, we’ve got psychics on staff who can see into the future and make sure things go Trump’s way. It’s like playing Minecraft with a crystal ball!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground base where we breed mutant chickens that lay diamond eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because things are about to get weird!

SisterWifeDrama Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Behavior, conservative lawyer, Decision making, disagreement, family dynamics, family event, hurt feelings, hypocritical, identifying as non-binary, INSULTED, liberal family, love, Minecraft, previous comments, Respect, rude comments, Server, sister’s wife, SisterWifeDrama, Son, wedding anniversary

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride as we celebrate our 20th wedding anniversary with a dinner party that’s sure to be more explosive than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Meet our lovely host, who decided to exclude her sister’s conservative lawyer wife from the guest list after she made some not-so-nice comments about non-binary identities. Talk about a plot twist!

Will the sister and her kids boycott the party unless the wife is invited? Will there be more drama than a soap opera in the Nether? Only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold in real-time!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Join now and let the drama begin!

TVSettingsGriefer123

Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, electronics, factory reset, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, parental control, parenting, picture quality, tech support, Technology, TV brightness, TV menus, TV settings, TV settings dispute, TV setup, TVSettingsGriefer123

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over TV settings? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only settings you need to worry about are your render distance and FOV! No more arguments over brightness or contrast, just pure blocky fun!

Our server is so easy to set up, even a llama could do it! No more hours spent navigating through confusing menus and dealing with address verification crap. Just log in, pick a spot, and start building your dream pixelated palace.

And the best part? No one will judge you for wanting the brightness just right. In fact, we encourage you to make your Minecraft world as bright or dark as you please. No more sharing settings with your daughter or arguing with your wife – just peaceful building and mining.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be resetting is your spawn point. Say goodbye to TV troubles and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

LieCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, biggest lie, confession, cover up, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, exaggeration, fabrication, falsehood, fib, Guilt, Honesty, Integrity, LieCraft, Minecraft, moral dilemma, secret, Server, tall tale, Trust, untruth, white lie

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Crops Grown:	7534	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Have you ever told someone you were a pro Minecraft player when you actually couldn’t even craft a wooden pickaxe? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be as big of a liar as you want and still have a blast! Join us and spin tales of epic battles with Ender Dragons and secret underground bases filled with diamonds (even though you actually spend most of your time getting lost in caves). So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild – just remember, the bigger the lie, the better the adventure!