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Sun’s 3rd Wheel Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	318	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Emeralds Found:	3222	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Falling into the Void:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	301

come join our epic minecraft server where all problems on earth are “3rd world problems” because it’s the 3rd closest planet to the sun. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. plus, our virtual reality feature lets you ride dragons and battle unicorns in a magical land of endless possibilities. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the world’s oldest cheese as our main power source!! yes, you heard that right, our cheese is 3,600 years old and filled with cow and goat DNA for extra flavor. not only that, but it’s infused with the bacterium Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens, which gives you super powers in the game.

imagine building your own cheese castle or riding a cheese-powered minecart through the land. our server is filled with cheesy adventures and probiotic power-ups that will keep you coming back for more. join now and experience the evolution of gaming and human health in a whole new whey. it’s gonna be grate!

Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8336	Ores Mined:	6535
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Votes:	5071
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!

No Good Exclusive Games Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	747	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ores Mined:	4811

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no exclusive games to keep you entertained? Well, look no further because our server has the most insane and outrageous games you’ve ever seen! We’ve got “TNT Tag” where you have to run around trying not to explode, “Sheep Wars” where you ride sheep into battle, and “Pig Jousting” where you compete to be the ultimate pig rider! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of explosions!

NoBroMoveIn Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	917
Mines Excavated:	1380	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Runes Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchantments Applied:	267	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of having your personal space invaded by family members in need? Do you value your peace and quiet more than anything else? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual house and never have to worry about relatives moving in!

We understand the struggle of having toddlers running around all day, which is why we offer a safe haven for those who want to escape the chaos of family life. Our server is the perfect place for introverts who just want to be left alone in their own little world.

Join now and experience the joy of having your own space without any unwanted guests. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the guilt of turning away family members in need. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your peace and quiet – join our server and live your best life!

SisRevealNoParentsAITA

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Void Gems Collected:	26
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can have your own private gender reveal party without anyone yelling at you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can pop party poppers with your fiancé in peace, without any judgment from controlling parents or self-centered siblings.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where you can celebrate your pregnancy however you want, whether it’s in a private chat with your virtual friends or with a giant gender reveal build that will blow everyone’s minds. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s celebrate your pregnancy in style, Minecraft style! And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your gender reveal party. Let’s build some memories together!

FashionDisasterMC SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Animals Bred:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Towns Built:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only acceptable clothing item is a banana suit? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that the only way to truly survive and thrive is by dressing like a giant piece of fruit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try your luck at the cursed mineshaft, where the walls are made of cheese and the creepers have learned how to breakdance. But beware, for only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter this treacherous place.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your banana suit ripped).

DepressCraft: Punching Pixels, Building Smiles

building, coping strategies, DepressCraft, depression, Exercise, journaling, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, pixels, positive thinking, Professional help, Punching, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smiles, support system, Therapy

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magic Items Found:	8355	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Are you tired of battling the creepers in Minecraft only to be hit with real-life creepers like depression? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on our server, we have a secret weapon against the darkness – meme-powered armor! That’s right, suit up in the dankest memes and watch as your depression runs away in fear!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a magical potion known as the Potion of Positivity. Just one sip and you’ll be spreading good vibes like a pro, turning even the grumpiest of zombies into happy-go-lucky villagers.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to a world of laughter, memes, and endless adventures!

Back To The Craft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Potions Brewed:	100
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like goin back in time to the future but with blocky graphics and creepers. we got time-traveling pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats.

if u join now, u might even stumble upon a portal to the 80s where u can battle pixelated dinosaurs and ride neon-colored unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

so come on, hop on this minecraft time machine and let’s make history together. cuz who needs “Back To The Future” when u can have “Block To The Future” on this server?

ChatGPT’s AI Shenanigans

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in a world where the AI models are like, trying to be all super smart and stuff. but, like, they can’t even answer basic questions, man! it’s like talking to a potato with a calculator. but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we navigate through the nonsensical world of AI gone wrong. who needs logic when you have a server this crazy? come join us and see for yourself, it’s a trip you won’t forget!