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CraftyCossacks

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCossacks, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic progress, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military conflict, military strategy, ongoing crisis, peace negotiations, peace talks, regional stability, russia, security concerns, ukraine war, united nations, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8422
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

so, liek, u know how ukraine is all up in arms with russia and stuff? well, on our minecraft server, u can totally be a peacekeeper and stop the war with ur epic building skills! u can build giant peace signs and rainbow bridges to bring harmony to the land! plus, u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers at any baddies who try to start trouble. join now and help bring peace to our minecraft world, cuz zelenskyy said it’s closer to the end than we think! let’s do this, gamers!

Baby Aggro Bootcamp

aggression, aggression-related genes, aggro, animal models, baby, Behavior, bootcamp, brain development, disruptions, early life programming, Genes, gut bacteria transplant, gut microbiome, human infants, infancy, long-term effects, mental health, Mice, microbial communities, microbiome dysbiosis, microbiota, research, study

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

LOLZZZ, SO, dis server be like da gut microbiome of Minecraft servers, all crazy and wild! Join us and get ready to unleash your inner aggression, just like dem mice who got a gut bacteria transplant from human babies! We got genes changing left and right, makin’ you the most aggressive player in da game! Come on, join us and let’s see who’s gonna be da king of da aggression in dis wacky Minecraft world!

Dumbass Movies Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Love Letters Sent:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Potions Brewed:	73

Tired of trying to decide which dumbass movie to watch? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole theater dedicated to playing the most ridiculous and nonsensical movies you can imagine! From a rom-com about a man falling in love with a sentient banana to a horror flick where the killer is a talking toaster, we’ve got it all. Join our server and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off as you watch these cinematic masterpieces with your fellow players. Who needs Netflix when you have our server’s movie theater? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted) by the sheer stupidity of our movie selection!

””Spooky October Crash Minecraft SMP””

4th of October, crash, economic data, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic recovery, financial news, Flip, global economy, investment strategy, market analysis, market forecast, market performance, market sentiment, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, October, October crash, September unemployment statistics, smp, spooky, stock market, unemployment rate

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	179	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Join our Minecraft SMP and watch as the market sentiment flips faster than a pancake on a hot griddle! Our server is so lit, even the September unemployment statistics are coming to check it out on October 4th. Rumor has it, the zombies and creepers are forming a union to demand better working conditions in our virtual world. So come join us and be a part of this wild ride where even the mobs are getting in on the action!

KarmaCraft SMP – Believed it!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Animals Bred:	155

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us if you want to experience the chaos and madness of a server where karma is the ultimate dictator.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of angry llamas comes charging at you because you accidentally punched one of their friends. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it explode in your face because you forgot to say “please” before opening it.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have epic events like llama races, diamond hunting competitions, and even a weekly dance-off where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for a day.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and unpredictable, come join us and see if karma is truly on your side!

Hate-loved Craft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	721846
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of pretending to like something just to fit in? Well, on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your weird quirks and unpopular opinions! Hate puppies? We’ve got a special “no dogs allowed” zone just for you. Can’t stand pizza? We’ve banned it from our virtual world (sorry, not sorry). Join us and let your true self shine in all its unapologetically weird glory!

CraftyRevengeIran

attribution, CraftyRevengeIran, cyber attacks, digital communication, diplomatic tensions, Europe, foreign interference, foreign policy, government response, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Quran burnings, Revenge, security threats, Sweden, text messages

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Alien Abductions:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and madness! We got llamas wearing top hats and chickens doing the cha-cha slide. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Sweden is accusing Iran of sending text messages about it. That’s right, folks. We’re so popular that countries are getting involved. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next?

So come on down and join the fun! Build a giant statue of a potato or ride a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless on this wacky Minecraft server. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas. They’re always up to something.

ROYALCRAFT 1.16.5 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21, administration, Community, Discord, Entertainment, Friends, Game, Minecraft, News, Parkour, Players, RoyalCraft, Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Animals Bred:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

On our server you will find a sea of entertainment and many different acquaintances and friends. Responsive administration, adequate players. In general, there is everything for a pleasant and comfortable game!!! Welcome to RoyalCraft

Subscribe to our server in Discord to stay up to date with all the server news https://discord.gg/5MbBA9nd

65.21.70.49:25848

Pasta Party Minecraft Server

Allied forces, axis powers, european history, fascism, Historical questions, Italian army, Italian defeat, Italian invasion, Italian involvement, Italian leadership, Italian military, Italian resistance, Italian surrender, italy, Military failures, military strategy, Minecraft, Mussolini, Party, pasta, Second World War, Server, War History, world war II

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3552	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9327	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out why Italy was so bad in WW2! Maybe Mussolini was too busy building pixel art statues of himself instead of focusing on the war effort. Or perhaps the entire Italian army got lost in a maze of cobblestone walls and couldn’t find their way to the battlefield. Whatever the reason, you’ll have a blast exploring our server and uncovering the hilarious secrets of Italy’s WW2 failures. Plus, we have a mini-game where you can reenact the Battle of Monte Cassino using nothing but snowballs and diamond swords. So come on, join us and let’s have a laugh at Italy’s expense!

New Movies Trailer 2024 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	232
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear that will make you feel like a Minecraft god. Plus, our server is haunted by ghostly mobs that drop rare loot when defeated. So come join us and experience the thrill of exploring haunted caves while watching new movie trailers from the future. Trust us, it’s gonna be a creeper-tastic time!