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PathNet PvP Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7835	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got rid of Edward for being a snitch and leaking all our secrets to the competition. Like, who does that, right? Join our server and you’ll be safe from all the sneaky snitches out there. Plus, we have the best block parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and drama. So come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together. Let’s show Edward what he’s missing out on!

CanuckCraft2020

annex, border, business leaders, Canada, CanuckCraft2020, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, negotiations, North America, Politics, real thing, SOVEREIGNTY, summit, threat, Trade, trudeau, trump, united states

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	6510
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna annex canada”? well, trudeau was all like “yo, that’s a real thing, eh?” but like, don’t worry about all that political drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet creeper that won’t explode on u. so forget about real life problems and come chill with us in our crazy minecraft world! eh?

The Banana

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	2973	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6546
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Banana SMP: Season Three

Overview
This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can: Choose your Origin Claim your home in one of 5 unique neighborhoods or go solo Explore a world of creativity and adventure

About Banana City
Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths Features neighborhoods for every playstyle: Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts

Community Built, Player Driven
Help shape the City Center and trade goods at our bustling shopping district!

Challenge Awaits
With increased difficulty, the shadows hide danger—but the rewards are worth it.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join Banana SMP?	To join Banana SMP, you can check out our Modpack and Modlist on CurseForge and join our Discord server to get whitelisted.
Are there specific rules in Banana SMP?	Yes, we have community guidelines and rules that all players must adhere to in order to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
What type of gameplay can I expect in Banana SMP?	Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or trader, Banana SMP offers a diverse range of gameplay experiences to cater to different playstyles.

Brothers Realm 1.21

ass writing, Blood, bros, brothers, Dark, death-by-rape, decent tactics, elf girl, fantasy anime, goblin slayer, Goblins, good anime, Greenskins, Gritty, guild-receptionist, late to the party, Murdered, ogre rape, priestess, Psycho, raped, Realm, retarded, Stabbing, Throat, Tortured, water gate-scroll

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	4191	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0

Yo, so like, forget about all that dark and gritty shit, come join our Minecraft server for a wild time! We don’t have any filthy greenskins raping and torturing elf-girls here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

Plus, our Priestess won’t have to watch anyone get murdered by goblins, because we keep things PG-13 around here. And forget about holding oven doors shut with miracles, we’ve got all the water gates you could ever need. No ogre rape on our watch!

So, if you’re tired of all that drama and want to hang out with guild-receptionist girl best girl, then hop on our server for some epic adventures. Who needs dark and gritty when you’ve got blocks and building, am I right? See you there, bros!

BlueberryMuffinCraft Server

#unwell, aita, all ages, anger, appreciate, baby cakes, baking, Birthday, blueberry muffins, BlueberryMuffinCraft, Boyfriend, celebrate, confusion, Gesture, ingredients, low sugar, Muffins, multiple sitting, recipe, refusal, Server, Treat

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1564
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Are you tired of baking blueberry muffins for ungrateful boyfriends on their birthdays? Come join our Minecraft server where you can bake virtual cakes for yourself and your virtual friends without any drama!

On our server, you can bake as many muffins as you want without anyone accusing you of making “baby cakes.” Plus, our virtual muffins are loaded with sugar for that extra sweet treat!

Join us now and leave the real-life muffin drama behind. Let’s bake some pixelated goodies and have a blast together!

DoggoCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mines Excavated:	4992	Crops Grown:	2833
Divine Spears Created:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we throw epic birthday parties for our virtual spouses at a pixelated brewery! We have private rooms with our own virtual bars, where you can invite all your blocky friends and family (up to 60 players) to celebrate in style.

But beware, we have a cousin with a PTSD service dog in our virtual world, and if you have a severe allergy to virtual dogs, cats, and horses, you might start feeling like virtual crap. Don’t worry, you can always take virtual allergy meds, but who needs those when you can just ask the cousin to leave their virtual dog at home?

If you refuse to accommodate our virtual cousin and their virtual dog, be prepared for a virtual uproar! You might even be called a virtual ableist and have some virtual family members refuse to attend the party. But hey, it’s all in good fun in our wacky Minecraft server.

So join us for a wild and crazy time, where virtual drama unfolds and virtual parties are always a blast. Are you ready to dive into the madness? Join us now and let the virtual festivities begin!

DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit AF, you gotta join cuz the admins are like, actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. And like, one time a doctor joined and was like “You gotta join this server, it cured my fear of creepers” and we were all like whaaat. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties with Endermen, it’s wild. So like, join now before the llamas take over and make us all wear hats made of TNT. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and friendship and stuff.

CraftyCommunistLand

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Votes:	6262	Void Gems Collected:	29
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	2393	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Tired of living in a boring old democracy? Come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of living in a government that resembles Russia, Hungary, or Belarus!

On our server, you can enjoy the luxurious lifestyle of the average person in those countries – like waiting in long lines for basic necessities, being constantly monitored by the government, and never knowing if your next meal will be your last.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom! Our server has plenty of exciting activities to keep you entertained, like scavenging for food in the wilderness, avoiding secret police patrols, and participating in thrilling political protests.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaotic and unpredictable world of authoritarianism in Minecraft form! Who needs democracy when you can have adventure and danger at every turn?

Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Love Letters Sent:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

so, liek u kno how Putin is liek, not a cool dude? well dis server is liek, totally ramping up sanctions on him, cuz we got Trump’s Ukraine-Russia envoy on our side, yo. join dis server if u wanna stick it to da man and show Putin who’s boss in a virtual world. we got crazy events where u can battle it out with Putin himself, and maybe even steal his diamonds. come join us and be a part of da resistance, cuz we ain’t playin’ around here. #DownWithPutin #MinecraftRevolution

KimJongCraft: Redstone Warfare

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Emeralds Found:	3094
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

lol imagine if north korean soldiers were like, “hey russia, we’re baaack!” and zelensky was just like, “oh snap, not again!” well, that’s basically what happens on our minecraft server. join us for some epic battles and crazy alliances. who knows, maybe kim jong-un will even show up for a surprise visit. come for the chaos, stay for the memes. let’s make minecraft great again, one pixelated block at a time.