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MrWhiteBumbash Minecraft SMP

n-no, Drugs, INTENSE, dont, Suspense

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, come join our crazy SMP where the mobs are actually secret agents working for a mysterious organization trying to take over the world! Watch out for those sneaky creepers in suits!

But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen! From dancing cats to screaming goats, you never know what you’re going to get!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every week where players have to navigate through a maze filled with traps set by evil llamas who are trying to protect their treasure hoard. Can you outsmart the llama overlords and claim the loot for yourself?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken)!

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Fentycraft: Where Breaking Bad Meets Minecraft

Breaking Bad, Albuquerque, TV series, meets, Bryan Cranston

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers wear sunglasses and the pigs fly helicopters. we got diamonds for days and lava for nights.

why join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of candy. but beware, the candy zombies will try to eat you, so bring your sweet tooth and your sword.

oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies do the macarena? it’s lit, fam.

so come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, in breaking bad (2012), fentanyl wasn’t mentioned once. so why not join our server instead?

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MineFantasy: Endwalker Edition – Crafting & Cactuars Galore!

Eden Raids, Free Companies, Final Fantasy, Crafting, Aether

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’re launching early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT, so get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, but why wait when you can join the fun early?

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Battle alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters in a quest for glory and loot!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’re also hosting a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0. Travel between data centers like a boss and show off your skills to players from around the world.

Don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0. Show off your combat prowess and dominate the competition to earn exclusive rewards.

Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6. Join meetups like the Crystal PF Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run on April 14 at 6:00 PM EDT, or the Gilgamesh, Aether, Crystarium Bar Eden Raids on April 15th at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and make new friends along the way. Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits, so don’t miss out on the fun!

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Unsatisfied Miners

#cantgetnosatisfaction, #neverenough, #cantgetenough, Music, repeat

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t get no satisfaction? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of diamond-loving llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in less than 5 minutes. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of never knowing what crazy adventure awaits around the next block. Satisfaction guaranteed… or your diamonds back!

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Villager Reality TV: Where Creeper Drama and Enderman Fashion Collide!

watch, wrong, collide, Popular, people

Are you tired of watching dubcrap and questioning the sanity of “anime fans”? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the madness! Join us and escape the clutches of dubcrap with our epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We promise you’ll never have to suffer through bad voice acting again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself!

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Dr. Creeper’s Laser Clinic: Where Even the Zombies Get a Glow Up!

laser therapy, professional treatment, GLOW, aesthetic medicine, Advanced technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were just playing a regular game of Minecraft. Little did they know, they stumbled upon a secret hidden feature – a Medical Grade Laser! Yes, you read that right. This laser wasn’t just any ordinary laser, it had the power to heal players, cure zombie pigmen, and even give you a fabulous new haircut!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical unicorn that grants wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky, wild, and downright weird world of Minecraft like never before! Just remember, always wear your sunglasses when using the Medical Grade Laser. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

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Palsaut Pakesin’s Pixel Party: Where Creepers Dance and Endermen Sing!

Rumors, Internet Sensation, endermen, trending, discussion

Oh, honey, “Palsaut Pakesin” is not just a song, it’s the hottest Minecraft server in town! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks. Yes, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE BLOCKS! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – the server is run by a group of talking llamas who are experts in building epic roller coasters that will make you scream with delight (and maybe a little fear). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join “Palsaut Pakesin” and let the adventure begin!

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NinjaCraft – Where Vtubers and Gamers Unite!

Gamers, twitter, Guide, discussion, Luxiem

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can chill with Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, and Claude? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your virtual vtuber needs!

Luxiem will serenade you with his angelic voice, Noctyx will keep you on your toes with his mysterious aura, ILUNA will dazzle you with her magical abilities, XSOLEIL will bring the sunshine wherever he goes, Krisis will keep you entertained with his wild antics, and Claude will claw his way into your heart.

Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles, crazy adventures, and heartwarming moments with these virtual superstars. And don’t forget to engage in fujo, yume, pregposting, and hornyposting – it’s all encouraged here!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other, where the virtual meets the absurd in the most hilarious way possible. See you there, fellow vtuber enthusiasts!

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DragonFarts: Where Thoughts on Dragons Roar!

Wings, fire-breathing, dragon beliefs, MAGICAL, dragon symbolism

Are you tired of boring old dragons just sitting around in other Minecraft servers? Well, our server takes dragons to a whole new level! Our dragons are trained in the ancient art of breakdancing and can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between dragons that will leave you in stitches!

But that’s not all – our dragons also have a talent for stand-up comedy! Imagine a dragon telling jokes while breathing fire – now that’s entertainment! So if you’re a fan of dragons with a sense of humor, this is the server for you.

And if you’re still not convinced, our dragons have also been known to host cooking shows where they whip up delicious meals using only their fiery breath. Who knew dragons were such talented chefs?

So come join our server and experience the wacky world of dragons like never before. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about fire-breathing, breakdancing, stand-up comedy dragons!

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Treeless Murica LOLz Craft

green infrastructure, Deforestation, Trees, rural areas, #sustainability

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where American villages don’t have trees because the villagers are secretly tree-hating aliens in disguise! Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon and help the villagers plant trees to save their planet from intergalactic deforestation. Plus, rumor has it that the trees are actually hiding valuable treasures that the aliens are trying to keep hidden. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other!

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