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SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Meteorites Collected:	2	New Chunks Explored:	431316

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

arrest, arrested, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyCzarMurderMystery, crime, high-profile, husband, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder charge, office shootout, oligarch, power, richest woman, russia, scandal, SUSPECT, violence, wealth

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	5133	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Behavior, Biting, bugs, fear, humor, hypothetical situation, insects, mosquitoes, Mosquitos, outdoor activities, Pest Control, Phobia, Psychology, public places, social anxiety, Social Interaction, socially, Summertime

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Pixel Scent Trail

PIXEL, scent, Trail

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Towns Built:	9	Enchantments Applied:	212
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join The Olfactory Trail of Neurodegenerative Diseases! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their brain EXPLODED from all the fun they were having. true story bro. also, did i mention that our server has flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! #bestserverever #rainbowlasersbutt

VanguardMC Minecraft Server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, minecraft server, Private, Russian, SUPER KIT SETS, Survival, UNIQUE TRADING, vanguardMC

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

VanguardMC | SURVIVAL | ECONOMY | UNIQUE TRADING | SUPER KIT SETS

217.106.107.192:27881

Endless Victory Minecraft Server

asset recovery, COMEBACK, convincing opponents, Endless, game changer, Minecraft, never giving up, nullifying losses, outlasting enemies, overcoming adversity, perseverance, resilience, resilience in adversity, Server, strategy, success, triumph, turning the tide, ultimate victory, Unbeatable, Victory, winning

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting defeated by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you will never truly be defeated! Even when you mess up, we’ll make sure you come out on top, recover all your lost items, and even convince your enemies to join your side! Our players have been through the craziest of crises and still come out victorious. Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

CPU, CPU usage, data access, data compression, Decompression, Disable, Fixer, Game, games, gaming performance, input lag, input lag reduction, lower latency, microstuttering, Minecraft, RAM, RAM usage, read/write latency, responsive system, shell command, smp, system responsiveness, Windows Memory Compression

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mines Excavated:	3715

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP experience being slowed down by Windows Memory Compression? Join our server and learn the secret shell command to disable it with just one click! Say goodbye to unnecessary CPU usage and hello to more responsive gameplay. No more microstutters or input lag, just pure gaming bliss. Don’t let outdated features from the past ruin your fun, come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Cash4Problems Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Cash4Problems, complaining, demanding job, dignity, disagreement, Emotional support, family, Friend, Help, Homeless, homeless shelter, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, Problem, roommate, security deposit, Server, SIE exam, studio apartment, Suggestions

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Are you tired of being the emotional support for your friend who just can’t seem to get their life together? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with fun and adventure, and you won’t have to listen to anyone’s problems for hours on end.

Plus, on our server, you can build your dream studio apartment without worrying about security deposits or roommates. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

So say goodbye to your friend’s drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind!

ExesMomGriefGang

10 years ago, aita, avoiding each other, browsing polo shirts, calling the store, coexisting, exes mom, ExesMomGriefGang, Flabbergasted, holding the door open, lack of acknowledgment, no ill will, offering a smile, past relationship, rude encounter, thrift store, WIBTA

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Void Gems Collected:	31	Divine Spears Created:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Well, look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with your ex’s mom giving you attitude in a thrift store! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a virtual world of fun and adventure. Who needs polo shirts when you can craft your own stylish armor in-game? Plus, our community is so friendly, you won’t have to worry about any awkward encounters with ex-in-laws. So come join us and leave the thrift store drama behind!

History Buff SMP

buff, History, smp

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP where players can travel back in time and relive historical events? Imagine fighting alongside dinosaurs in the Jurassic period or building pyramids with the ancient Egyptians. But watch out for creepers disguised as historical figures, they’re sneaky little buggers. Join now and become a time-traveling historian in the wackiest SMP ever!