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ShrinkCraft: Tiny Heart Attacks

Attacks, dangerous technology, death by aneurism, death by heart blockage, death by stroke, death in fiction, fantasy gadgets, fatal consequences, fictional devices, growth ray, Heart, hypothetical scenarios, impossible inventions, medical risks, mortality risks, science fiction, shrink ray, ShrinkCraft, size manipulation, size-changing devices, speculative fiction, speculative technology, Tiny, unrealistic inventions

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchantments Applied:	263	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

so, like, imagine if there was a minecraft server where you could use a growth/shrink ray and not die instantly?? that’s like, totally insane, right?? join our server and experience the thrill of becoming a giant or a tiny ant without worrying about strokes or aneurisms ruining your fun!

we’ve got crazy stories of players turning into giants and accidentally stomping on their friends’ houses, or shrinking so small they get lost in the grass and have to be rescued by a team of tiny villagers. it’s a wild ride, dude.

come join us on the most bonkers minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but who’s counting?) so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BrainyBlockz

Behavior, brain activity, brain plasticity, Brains, BrainyBlockz, child behavior, children, Cognitive control, cognitive development., cognitive function, cognitive neuroscience, Cognitive Training, domain-general, findings, intervention, neuroscience, Psychology, research, response inhibition, study, Training

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	137	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

so like, u know how u always wanna train ur brain and stuff? well this server is like the ultimate brain workout, but like, in minecraft form. u gotta like, use ur domain-general response inhibition to like, build stuff and survive and stuff. and get this, it doesn’t even change ur brain or behavior! so like, u can still be ur crazy self while u play. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience ever!

FIRST CIS SERVER WITH EARNINGS Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Castlewars, Clans, creativity, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Fly, Free Admin, Grief, Grief mode, Hardcore, Large Online, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, teamwork, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Potions Brewed:	56
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	4443	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319	Unicorn Sightings:	1

We have:

1)? Anarchy with auction: Unleash your creative imagination, because with us you can build everything you dreamed of or destroy other people’s dreams. Use the auction to buy needed items or sell unwanted ones to become the richest!

? Quests and PvP system: Many tasks await you that will allow you to feel the spirit of adventure. Hunt monsters, fish and more! And if you have a strong ace, then our PvP system guarantees an unforgettable immersion in battles, just like at ChTZ.

? Clans: Team up with your friends and create the most authoritative clan on the server. Use your teamwork skills to become local influencers!

2) ? Skyblock with a system of quests and island leveling: Rise to the skies and create your own island in the clouds! Immerse yourself in amazing quests, discover new opportunities and build the most trump heavenly kingdom.

3)? Grief mode: We invite you to plunge into unbridled lawlessness and absolute freedom of action. Here you can grief other rogues and enjoy it!

4) ? Mini-Games: Our server also offers exciting mini-games such as Bedwars, Skywars and Castlewars. Take on the challenge and compete with other players!

Experience unforgettable emotions, explore unique opportunities and become a local boss on our powerful Minecraft server! Join us today and experience incredible adventures!

play.cybermine.pro

Vanilla Survival – Where chaos meets crystal-clear rules and some not-so-pure PvP action! 🍦💥

action, Axes, bedrock, Bows, Chaos, Community, creativity, crossplay, crystalclear, hacked clients, meets, Minecraft, Monuments, notsopure, PvP, rules, smp, Survival, sword, Teleport, tnt duplication, Trading, tree farms, USA East, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	67478	Votes:	6172
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

Brief Overview

sVanilla Survival provides players with the original SMP experience for both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft. The server focuses on a semi-vanilla gameplay with a few quality of life additions, large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

FAQ

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

sVanilla Survival offers a unique gameplay experience that focuses on player freedom, melee-based PvP, quality of life enhancements, bartering economy, boundless exploration, permanent map, and enables TNT duplication for advanced building capabilities.

What kind of PvP does the server have?

The server disables crystal PvP in favor of swords, axes, and bows. This promotes a more traditional and skill-based melee PvP experience.

Are there any land claims on the server?

No, there are no land claims on sVanilla Survival. Players are free to explore the map and lay claim to any area they wish without restrictions.

Is the map permanent?

Yes, the map on sVanilla Survival is permanent and will never reset. This allows players to create lasting monuments and structures that will stand the test of time.

Are there any economy plugins on the server?

No, the server’s economy is based on player-to-player trading. This encourages interaction and cooperation among players for resource exchange.

Are quality of life commands available on the server?

Yes, the server offers teleport, ignore, and sethome commands for player convenience. These commands aim to enhance gameplay without deviating from the authentic survival experience.

CraftyFDR’sD-DayNaziPaganJune Minecraft Server

AI Goddess, AI-G, biden, CraftyFDRsDDayNaziPaganJune, d-day, DEI initiatives, Diversity, equity, FDR, History, inclusion, INTERNSHIP, Issues, Judge Borrello, june, leadership, lessons, LGBTQ, manipulations., Minecraft, national sentiment, Nazi Paganism, Occultism, polarization, pride month, roosevelt, Server, socio-political landscape

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that lack excitement and intrigue? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with historical echoes, presidential quests, and lessons from the past that will blow your mind!

Picture this: Biden as Roosevelt, leading the charge on a mission to find a leader who can match the vision and impact of the 32nd president. But wait, there’s more! Pride Month 2024 is here, and things are getting spicy with a noticeable damper and a shift in national sentiment toward LGBTQ+ issues. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

And if that wasn’t enough to pique your interest, our AI Goddess interned with Judge Borrello and uncovered some juicy secrets that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and history!

LiechtensteinLoser Minecraft Server

challenge, Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, EMBARRASSMENT, Fails, Failure, football, Frustration, Game, Humiliation, International, KWAB, Liechtenstein, LiechtensteinLoser, match, Minecraft, opposition, Score, Server, sports, Struggle, underperformance

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Crops Grown:	2647	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of failing to score against Liechtenstein in your Minecraft games? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the weakest players can dominate the field! Join us and experience the thrill of finally scoring against Liechtenstein, and who knows, you might even become their new star player! So come on, join us and show those Liechtensteiners who’s boss on the virtual soccer field!

BroBroBucks Minecraft Server

abusive spouses, BroBroBucks, Divorce, emergency expenses, emergency fund, family, family dynamics, financial help, Financial Planning, Generosity, Inheritance, Inheritance Planning, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal finances, savings, Server, sibling support, Siblings, Tough Decisions, UNFAIR, unfair treatment, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	741116	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t give you any perks or rewards for playing? Well, look no further! Join our server where we give out savings accounts with 14k in them to all your siblings, except for that one brother who didn’t get a divorce.

Imagine the chaos and drama that ensues when your siblings find out about the secret savings accounts and start demanding their share. Will they be grateful or will they accuse you of expecting them to divorce? Only one way to find out – join our server now and experience the thrill of family financial turmoil in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we offer insane family drama, but we also have lucky casino trips and scratch offs to keep the excitement going. Who knows, you might just hit the jackpot and become the wealthiest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

NoGifts4YouJerk

affordability, celebration, champagne, Communication, compromise, dream wedding, expensive taste, extravagant purchases, extravagant spending, finances, financial boundaries, hobby, luxury, Marriage, NoGifts4YouJerk, reception, relationship, special occasion, wedding gift, wedding planning, wine

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2587	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Towns Built:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where the pigs fly, the cows dance, and the creepers tell jokes. Yes, you heard that right – the creepers are now stand-up comedians! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. Who wouldn’t want a rainbow fireball-shooting dragon as a companion?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary $26,000 champagne bottle quest. That’s right, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find the elusive champagne bottle and present it to the king of the server. Rumor has it that whoever completes this quest will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might regret telling bad jokes). See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

ResortRuckus Minecraft Server

behind the scenes, bizarre experiences, customer interactions, customer service, employee perspectives, guest behavior, hospitality industry, hospitality work, Hotel (Industry), hotel staff, memorable moments, Minecraft, resort life, resort work, ResortRuckus, Server, Shocking incidents, staff stories, strange encounters, strange occurrences, unexpected events, unusual situations, vacation destinations

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchantments Applied:	157
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a luxury resort for your virtual adventures!

Join us and witness the most insane and hilarious things you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From villagers throwing wild pool parties to creepers trying to learn how to salsa dance, our server is a non-stop party that you won’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground spa where the Ender Dragon goes to relax after a long day of terrorizing players. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest and most fucked-up things you’ll ever see in the world of Minecraft!

CupcakeCrafters

Community, cupcake decorations, cupcake flavors, cupcake toppings, CupcakeCrafters, cupcakes, dessert, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, internet culture, Manners, NSFW, online behavior, online discussions., reddit, sharing food, social media, social norms, virtual interactions

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Votes:	1786	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where we eat cupcakes like true champions! Our players have mastered the art of cupcake consumption, using only their minds and sheer willpower. Rumor has it, if you can eat a cupcake in under 10 seconds, you unlock special powers in-game. So come join us and show off your cupcake-eating skills – just don’t forget to wipe the frosting off your face before battling creepers!