CEO’s Life Ruined Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can take down C-List CEOs in the most hilarious way possible? Join our server and uncover the scandalous secrets of these right-wing jerkwads! We’ve got CEOs who are into CEO erotica and we’re ready to expose their Tumblr likes to the world. Join us for some reputation-destroying fun and let’s ruin some public lives together! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

ISIS-free Zone: Where Schizos and Creepers Unite

CREEPERS, extremism, extremist propaganda, Hate Speech, internet culture, Isis, ISISfree, mental health, mental health support, mental illness, online behavior, Online Community, online harassment, online safety, radical groups, radical ideology, radicalization, Schizo, schizos, social media, social media platforms, Terrorism, unite, violent threats, Zone

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Potions Brewed:	156	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to boogie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “fuck isis” schizo, who once defeated an army of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. Join now and witness his insane antics firsthand!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Varendonk, where the only thing vanilla is our ice cream!

Community, Community Based, cream, Discord, Dutch, English, Europe, Fresh, Gaming, Ice, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, Netherlands, new, ONLINE, Players, Server, speak, Survival, Vanilla, Varendonk

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mines Excavated:	2606

Minecraft Server Overview

Location	Europe (Netherlands)
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Languages	Dutch, English

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server to get the IP address.
Do you only accept Dutch-speaking players?	No, we welcome English-speaking players as well.
Is the server modded?	No, it is a vanilla survival server.

Gregarious Gamers

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. They wished for a pet dragon, a flying pig, and a dancing llama. And guess what? They got all three!

But that’s not all, folks. On this server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is so gregarious that you’ll never feel lonely again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Yakub’s BWC Bleached Spawn – Where Minecraft meets questionable genetics!

BBC, black men, Bleached, bwc, cultural appropriation, derogatory terms, discrimination, genetics, Homosexuality, identity issues, Insecurity, Interracial Relationships, meets, Minecraft, prejudice, Questionable, racism, societal norms, societal pressures, Spawn, spawn of Yakub, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, White Supremacy, white women, Yakubs

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Divine Spears Created:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the spawn of Yakub roam free, using terms like “bwc” and “bleached” like it’s no big deal? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from their insecurities! Join us and experience a world where black men are welcomed with open arms and white supremacists are sent running for the hills. Don’t miss out on the epic battles between those who embrace diversity and those who are just too afraid to admit they secretly love black men. Come join the fun and let’s show those Yakub spawn who’s boss!

SexyHipsCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8535
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Aqua’s hips are so sexy that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise as you build, mine, and craft your way to glory. But beware, Aqua’s hips are so mesmerizing that you may find yourself getting distracted and falling into a pit of lava. So come on, join us and experience the most bootylicious Minecraft server around!

Zombie Apocalypse: The Musical Minecraft Server – Where the undead sing and dance their way to your demise!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you screaming in terror and laughter at the same time.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start attacking you with their tiny, feathered claws. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing glowsticks?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to have your respawn button ready because things are about to get crazy!

CraftyCreeperCave

Boss, Choice, CraftyCreeperCave, cure, hard mode, horror movies, inventive, jack, Madhouse, Margie, MIA, narrative, normal mode, Outlast, Overrated, Puzzles, RE0, RE7, Rec, Stalker

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to make any tough choices like in RE7! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Are you tired of boring old zombies and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll encounter mutated monsters straight out of a horror movie! From giant spiders to creepy clowns, you never know what will pop up next.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to solve insane puzzles just like in RE0. Can you figure out how to escape the haunted mansion before time runs out? Only the bravest players will survive.

And don’t even get us started on our boss battles. Take on Margie, the terrifying boss inspired by a horror movie classic. Can you defeat her and claim your reward? Or will you end up like poor Zoe, disappearing from the narrative without a trace?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, if you hear someone whisper “YOU WANNA PLAY A GAME???”, run for your life!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Mine – Where even creepers say ‘I liked it’!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Potions Brewed:	189	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Are you tired of boring single player Final Fantasy games that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane boss battles, and a storyline so twisted you’ll be questioning your own sanity. Forget about Final Fantasy XIII, XV, and VII: Reshit – our server is where the real action is at.

But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and a secret hidden village filled with villagers who speak in memes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate adventure that will leave you saying, “I liked it. It had flaws, but was still the best single player FF in two decades.”

PlatinumSMP

BlazingSMP, Community, Economy, Minecraft, PlatinumSMP, PvP, rules, semi vanilla server, Staff, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ores Mined:	8696
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Items Found:	8191
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

The BlazingSMP is a semi-vanilla server that has a good community, great staff, and a good set of rules in place. I hope this is the server you are looking for because I hope you have a great time on the BlazingSMP

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QuasarsSMP: Where the only thing not vanilla is our java addiction!

Active players, addiction, balance, Builds, Community, creativity, Discord, Enduring, Enhanced, friendship, gameplay, java, Lasting, Minecraft, QuasarsSMP, Resets, Seasonal, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7566
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Towns Built:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

QuasarsSMP Minecraft Server

Overview

QuasarsSMP is a small semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP, with the perfect balance of enhanced gameplay and the timeless Minecraft feel. Forget about seasonal resets; we’re all about lasting builds and forming enduring friendships here. We’re aiming for a group of 15-20 active players who value creativity and community. If that sounds like your kind of server, we’d love to see you there. Join our Discord today: https://discord.gg/TGRGEkF2

FAQ

Question	Answer
How many active players are on the server?	We aim for a group of 15-20 active players.
Is the server a vanilla Minecraft experience?	It is a semi-vanilla SMP with some enhancements for gameplay.
Are there seasonal resets on the server?	No, we focus on lasting builds and forming enduring friendships.
How can I join the server’s Discord?	You can join our Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/TGRGEkF2
What types of players are suited for this server?	We welcome players who value creativity and community.

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