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  • Crafty Jerks Minecraft SMP

    Crafty Jerks Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so listen up, my fellow pixelated adventurers! If you’re lookin’ for a Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter, well, you’ve hit the jackpot, my dude! Like, for real, I saw a creeper and it was wearing sunglasses. I’m not even joking, it was the sickest flex ever!

    First off, we’ve got OUR OWN REALM OF DISASTERS, right? Think of it like a giant dumpster fire, but instead of trash, it’s just dudes built like squids and llamas runnin’ around with toasters on their heads. You ever seen a 15-foot tall chicken? No? Well, you will here! Im just throwing it out there, my grandma was chased by one last night, and it’s still gobbling everywhere.

    Also, our server has a PIZZA MINION, and I’m not talking about the yellow dudes from that movie, I’m talking about a creepy little guy who serves cold pizza and tells you to “yolo” before disappearing into the ether. It’s a culinary experience that’ll leave you asking, “Why did I do that?”

    Ever heard of a BLOCK OF CRAFT BEER? No? Well, welcome to the club, bro! We brew it in our digital basements, and half the time, we accidentally turn it into monster spawn eggs — so you could end up with a pet cow that also wants to eat your soul. Good luck!

    And OMG, the drama! You haven’t lived until you see a steve fight a villager over who’s the best at farming potatoes. Spoiler alert: the potato always wins. I can’t even count the amount of times my friend lost a bet and had to wear a pumpkin on his head for a week while building a shrine to Enderman because that’s the kinda wild we’re about.

    Trust me, if you join, you’ll NEVER want to leave. Unless you have a heart condition from laughing too hard, then maybe. But seriously, one of our members swears that he got attacked by a zombie wearing a top hat and monocle last Tuesday, and the story just keeps getting better. Can you imagine? I can’t even wear a hat in Minecraft without feeling like a noob.

    So if you’re tired of playing with ‘normal’ people who build farms and do ‘productive’ stuff, come hang out with us degenerates! We’ll even throw you a welcome party filled with TNT and fireworks just so we can blow stuff up and blame it on the “gamer gods.” We got memes, chaos, and potatoes galore. What more do you need?!

    Now go grab your pickaxe and let’s meme the night away in a world where rational thought is just a suggestion. 🤪✨

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GoldDiggerProBSLAYER69

    GoldDiggerProBSLAYER69

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can experience more twists and turns than a roller coaster made of redstone!

    Join us and meet players with backgrounds as diverse as a village full of villagers. From wealthy players with diamond armor to those raised in humble shacks, you’ll never know who you’ll encounter next. And hey, who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to prove your worth just like in a real-life soap opera!

    With more surprises than a chest full of enchanted loot, our server is the perfect place to test your skills and your patience. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft drama!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WeirdoCraft – No Kid Zone

    WeirdoCraft – No Kid Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with weird kids like Melanie pushing you into virtual water and comparing people to bugs. Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be whispering under your breath is “this server is awesome!” Don’t be a jerk like the parents on the school district Facebook page – join our server and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VacayHouseWars

    VacayHouseWars

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take family drama to a whole new level! Join now for a chance to mess with your in-laws in the most epic way possible.

    Imagine this: you build a beautiful vacation house, only to have your in-laws try to claim it as their own personal family compound. But fear not, for on this server, you have the power to ban them and their sneaky friends from ever setting foot on your property again.

    Watch as your in-laws scramble to cover up their lies and deceit, driving hours just to beg for forgiveness. But sorry, not sorry, they are not welcome here!

    Join now and experience the thrill of kicking out unwanted guests, setting boundaries, and asserting your dominance over your virtual property. Don’t let anyone mess with your Minecraft mansion – it’s your kingdom, and you make the rules!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OrcaCraft: Where Even Orcas Can’t Resist Being Jerks!

    OrcaCraft: Where Even Orcas Can’t Resist Being Jerks!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of Orcas being the biggest jerks in the ocean? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Orcas are banned and dolphins rule the seas! Our underwater kingdom is filled with rainbow-colored fish, talking squids, and even a secret society of mermaids who throw the best underwater raves.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret portal that leads to a land filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a giant rainbow slide that takes you straight to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of cake.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to those pesky Orcas once and for all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Jerk’s Epic Revenge – Minecraft Server for Petty Players

    Crafty Jerk’s Epic Revenge – Minecraft Server for Petty Players

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of losing potential friends because you can’t control your inner troll? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a huge asshole is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Join us and let your inner jerk shine as you make enemies left and right. Who needs friends when you can have enemies, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where every time you insult someone, a magical rainbow unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But seriously, join us and let the drama unfold as you become the ultimate online villain. Who needs potential friends anyway when you can have a reputation for being a total jerk? Join now and let the trolling begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AppetiteForTheDead

    AppetiteForTheDead

    New Minecraft Servers

    play.appetiteforthedead.com is a Survival Minecraft Server that is run by one of the biggest Walking Dead Youtubers, MovieIdol, and contains Java-Bedrock Crossplay, Guns, Zombie Hordes, claims, show-accurate communities, and more. All built by players for players. Make sure to check out the Discord, and visit the upstairs room at spawn for the Gun recipes!

    play.appetiteforthedead.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PhoenixSky

    PhoenixSky

    New Minecraft Servers

    Dive into the ultimate PvP experience this summer on the renowned PhoenixSky network! Unleash your competitive spirit and embrace the heat of battle in our electrifying BoxPvP gamemode. Get ready to forge new friendships, showcase your strategic prowess, and dominate the arena in heart-pounding battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    – Skill-based Combat: Show off your combat skills as you engage in lightning-fast battles. Timing, precision, and tactics are your keys to victory. Will you wield your sword with might, rain arrows from a distance, or outwit your opponents with cunning strategies?

    – Accessible for All: Whether you’re a seasoned PvP veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, our BoxPvP gamemode is designed to provide fun for players of all skill levels. Grab your gear, choose your strategy, and let the battles begin!

    play.phoenixskymc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SladeMC

    SladeMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to slademc! Best kitpvp server today We have doublekit, warps, kit store, own plugin and much more”

    Join our community now! We have vacancies on the team

    slademc.com.br

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Tesla Craft

    Tesla Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tesla Craft is a minecraft survival server. The goal of the server is to make your own base and have a stable economy with which you will buy things, build farms, bases, and win the KoTh that will be organized every weekend. Also on the server there will be events (Hungergames and PvP Tournament) that the staff will start during the week when there are players!

    mc.tesla-craft.eu

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP