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PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Runes Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

Blocky Jerk-Off Adventures: Minecraft Server

adult content, Adventures, blocky, erotic thoughts, exhibitionism, intimate moments, Jerkoff, Masturbation, Minecraft, private desires, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self-exploration, Server, sexual arousal, sexual fantasy, sexual fulfillment, Sexual intimacy, sexual pleasure, sexual release, sexual satisfaction, sexual stimulation, solo play, voyeurism

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Dragons Tamed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a special feature where you can participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground club where you can challenge other players to a dance-off to see who has the best moves in the pixelated world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky and wild Minecraft universe!

FiberCraft GutBoosters

Altered, Body, Boost, changing, COMPOSITION, diet, digestion, FiberCraft, fibre, good gut bacteria, GutBoosters, health, immune system, INFECTIONS, life-threatening, Microbiome, nutrition, prebiotics, Predict, probiotics, study, wellness

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4309
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we feed your gut bacteria with all the fibre you need to boost your body against infections! our studies have shown that the composition of your gut microbiome can predict how likely you are to die from infections, but fear not! you can alter it by changing your diet on our server!

we have all the craziest foods to feed your gut bacteria, from pixelated broccoli to diamond-encrusted apples! join us and watch as your gut microbiome becomes stronger than ever before, ready to take on any infection that comes your way!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and start feeding those good gut bacteria like never before! your body will thank you, and you’ll be invincible in no time!

Super duper cool server Minecraft server

Account.., Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, description, Gaming, image, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, Player vs Player, Roleplay, Server, Super Duper Cool Server, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	52
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4736	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

The owner of the “Super Duper Cool Server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

QubexCraft.aternos.me:42405

Saintcraft

Biomes, Christian, Community, developers, Discord, Economy, Factions, FAITH, Gaming, java, Lands, Nations, Plugins, SaintCraft, Server, smp, study groups, Survival, Terrain, Vanilla, Website, weekly game nights

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	99	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Server Name:	SAINTCRAFT CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER
Server Type:	Christian Minecraft Server
Server Features:	Modern, item-based economy Custom commands and recipes Plugins and features made in-house Beautiful, custom terrain generation Player lands, nations, and factions Strong Christian foundation
Java version support:	1.21.3+
Website:	https://saintcraft.us
Discord:	https://discord.gg/GtPAANpBg4

Overview:

Saintcraft is a new and exciting free-to-play Christian Minecraft server; the place to go for a faith-filled Minecraft experience. With a dedicated staff and a strong international Christian community, Saintcraft offers a unique vanilla survival experience with custom commands and plugins developed in-house. Join today to find your place in this growing community!

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Can non-Christians join the server?

A: Yes, people from all walks of life are welcome to join Saintcraft and experience our community.

Q: Are there age restrictions for joining the server?

A: Users aged 13 and older are encouraged to join our Discord community, where we host weekly game nights and faith study groups.

Q: What makes Saintcraft different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Saintcraft offers a strong Christian foundation, a unique item-based economy, custom plugins, and a supportive community that sets it apart from other servers.

Q: How can I join the server as a Java player?

A: Java players can connect at play.saintcraft.us

Q: Are there weekly events on the server?

A: Yes, we host weekly game nights and faith study groups on our Discord community.

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Cyberpunk, Digital, dystopian, Future, futuristic, ha, innovation, internet culture, Laughter, mystic, real, robotics, science fiction, Technology, that, virtual reality, web, webm

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	New Chunks Explored:	336617
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9314	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Void Gems Collected:	37	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Yo, bro, forget about the real world, Cyberpunk is now real in this Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through neon-lit cities, flying cars, and futuristic technology that will blow your mind!

Ditch the boring old world and immerse yourself in a virtual reality where anything is possible. Build your own cybernetic enhancements, hack into virtual networks, and battle against rogue AIs for ultimate domination.

Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your cyberpunk fantasies in this insane Minecraft server. Trust me, once you enter this digital realm, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the cyber madness begin!

GiftReturnGriefCraft

aita, Boyfriend, Cheap, christmas gift, clothes, DATING, Excited, financial burden, Food, GiftReturnGriefCraft, Gifts, hinting, hurt, PLUSHIE, research, RETURN, small plush, thoughtless, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Are you tired of receiving subpar gifts from your significant other? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only gifts you’ll receive are diamonds, enchanted gear, and rare items! No more disappointing plushies or last-minute purchases, just epic loot and endless adventures!

Forget about hinting at what you want, on our server, you’ll have access to a wish list feature where you can let everyone know exactly what you’re looking for. No more cheap gifts or excuses about ordering late, only top-tier presents fit for a Minecraft king or queen like yourself!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the joy of receiving gifts that truly make you feel appreciated and valued. Who needs a tiny plushie when you can have a virtual castle made of diamonds? Don’t settle for less, join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

CompliCraft SMP: U R Block-tastic!

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, best compliment, blocktastic, Boost, CompliCraft, Confidence, ego boost, encouragement, flattery, Grateful, gratefulness, kind words, positive feedback, praise, Received, recognition, self esteem, smp, thankful, thankful heart, validation

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mines Excavated:	3592

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have the best compliments, like, ever. People are always saying stuff like “your pixelated skin looks like a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow” or “your block placing skills are on fleek, bro.” It’s like, so lit, you know?

And, like, the community is just so amazing, man. We have this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he loves potatoes so much. And then there’s this other player who only speaks in pig latin. Oinkay, that’s just hilarious, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we all wear diamond armor and dance to the sweet tunes of Minecraft music discs. It’s like, the party of the century, bro.

So, like, if you wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, then you gotta join us, man. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that. See you in the pixelated world, my dude!

CraftyDateNight

amazing date, awesome date, best date, CraftyDateNight, Date night, dream date, fantastic date, favorite date, great date, ideal date, incredible date, long term relationship, love story, memorable date, perfect date, romantic date, romantic evening, special date, unforgettable date, wonderful date

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magic Items Found:	1352	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crops Grown:	2853

Have you ever gone on a date with a Creeper? No? Well, you’re missing out! On our server, you can go on romantic walks with explosive companions and watch the sunset together as they blow up everything in sight. It’s a blast, literally!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting off an army of zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig. Trust us, it’s a real squeal!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond armor-wearing chicken that lays enchanted eggs. Who needs a fairy godmother when you have a magical poultry friend like that?

So why waste time on boring dates when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Putin’s PvP Palace Minecraft Server

Conflict, criticism, Diplomacy, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, foreign policy, Government, handling, international relations, leadership, meduza, military intervention, Minecraft, oligarchs, Palace, Politics, putin, Putins, PvP, Reports, Russian elite, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5968	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Potions Brewed:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian elite players who are disappointed about putin’s handling of war in ukraine, meduza reports! we have crazy battles and drama that will make your head spin! join now to see what all the fuss is about and maybe even join the russian elite yourself! who knows what kind of chaos will ensue on this wild server!

CraftyNATO: TrumpedDefense

air defenses, Alliance, control, CraftyNATO, defense strategy, defense systems, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military cooperation, nato, Poland, SECURITY, Support, transition of power, trump, Trump administration, TrumpedDefense, Ukraine, US

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5837	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

so like, this server is like the ultimate battleground for all you minecraft warriors out there. we got NATO taking control from US of air defenses in Poland, just to support Ukraine. like, who even does that in minecraft, right? and get this, it happened just days before Trump takes office. so if you wanna be part of some crazy international conflict in a blocky world, this server is the place to be. join now and show off your skills in the most epic battles ever!

BlockBrain Memory Loss – PTSD Haven

BlockBrain, Haven, Loss, Memory, ptsd

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we help u suppress memories like a pro! our brain scans show dat u can recover ur memory control and become a memory master! we got da hippocampus on lock, cuz we all about dat key memory center in da brain, yo. if u got chronic PTSD, no worries, we help u gain volume in ur hippocampi like never before. join now for a wild ride of memory madness and epic recoveries!