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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Brown Muslims Minecraft SMP Jannies

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with jannies who are actually brown muslims, trannies jerking off, and so much more! Who needs regular old Minecraft gameplay when you can have all this chaos and hilarity instead? Join now for a server experience like no other!

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

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Hey gamers, get ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Our server is so lit, even John, the captain of the football team and starter on the basketball team, is here to dominate. He’s got a banging hot girlfriend who just blew him – now that’s cash money, baby!

If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!

CoolCodyNoJerkMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing cooler than our builds is Cody’s mysterious lack of self-love sessions. Seriously, it’s like he’s too busy crafting epic structures to even think about it. Join us and witness the legend of Cody, the Minecraft master who is too cool for basic bodily functions.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a horde of killer bunnies in the village square. It was chaos, but it was also hilarious.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of sanity, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Cody’s enigmatic behavior. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.

MomSpyCam Minecraft SMP

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server had a legendary battle between a player and a horde of angry llamas. The player thought they could outsmart the llamas with their diamond sword, but little did they know, the llamas had a secret weapon – llama spit! It was a sticky situation, to say the least.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly zombies, and even a talking cow named Bessie. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have regular events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience all the craziness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas. They’re always up to no good.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing left for you to do is jerk off to your girlfriend’s friends’ Instagram pics! Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who share a love for cuckolding, feet, femdom, bicurious adventures, and even a sprinkle of incest (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!). Join us for a wild ride as we build, mine, and explore the depths of our twisted fantasies together. Who needs a 19-year-old girlfriend when you have a whole server of kinky companions to play with? Come on in and let the debauchery begin!

BBC Jerk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – every time he tried to take something from the chest, it would magically teleport to a different location on the map! It was like a game of cat and mouse, but with precious loot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive event where players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs from its beak. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s the kind of ridiculousness that you can only find on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the wacky adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected surprises that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of jerking your tiny white pp to BBCpost BBC. It’s a mystery that only our server can solve!

HighwayJerk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly? Look no further than our server, where we encourage all kinds of unconventional activities!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own highway rest stop, complete with a special “entertainment” area for all your needs. Get ready for a wild ride as you interact with other players who share your unique interests.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Honk and Cheer” event, where players compete to see who can get the most attention from passing cars. Will you be the next champion?

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner exhibitionist run wild. Just make sure to watch out for any pesky cops – they just don’t understand the true beauty of highway jerking.

CoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret that changed their life forever. They learned that if they didn’t jerk off, they wouldn’t smell like coom. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is not only a place to build and explore, but it’s also a place of enlightenment and personal hygiene tips. So come join us and avoid the curse of the coom smell!

Blocky Bizarre Jojo

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the orangutans are wild and the adventures are even wilder! Join us for a chance to witness the infamous smoking, jerking off, and attempted rape orangutan in action. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server? It’s either the greatest shit you’ve ever seen or the most retarded – you’ll have to join to find out! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable experience!

What are Minecraft servers like Balkania Craft ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to Balkania Craft that you may enjoy include:

1. Towny Kingdoms: This server also focuses on the Towny gaming aspect, allowing players to build their own cities and work together to become the strongest force on the server. With a friendly community and immersive gameplay, Towny Kingdoms is a great choice for fans of Balkania Craft.

2. EpicCraft: EpicCraft offers a mix of Towny gameplay, economy elements, and unique features to keep players engaged. Build your empire, trade with other players, and explore new adventures in this exciting Minecraft server.

3. CraftRealms: CraftRealms provides a diverse gaming experience with Towny features, economy systems, and a welcoming community. Join forces with other players to conquer challenges and become a powerful force in the game.

4. CityCraft: CityCraft focuses on city-building and teamwork, allowing players to create and manage their own cities while interacting with other players in the game. With opportunities for trade, alliances, and strategic gameplay, CityCraft offers a similar experience to Balkania Craft.

Each of these Minecraft servers offers a unique take on the Towny gaming aspect and provides a welcoming community for players to enjoy. Explore these options to find a new favorite server that captures the essence of Balkania Craft.

play.balkaniacraft.com

DreadLand

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Premium Survival Experience: Explore a vast world with adventures and treasures, requiring skill and strategy to thrive.

Build Epic Factories: Automate your survival with custom factories, from simple farms to complex machinery.

Economy & Coins: Earn and trade coins to become the richest player on the server.

Silk Spawners & Customization: Move spawners with Silk Touch and customize your farm setup.

Kits, Ranks & Tags: Start strong with powerful kits and climb the ranks for exclusive perks.

Pets & Cosmetics: Collect pets and customize your appearance with unique cosmetics.

mc.dreadland.eu

GalacticCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the souls of fallen warriors are reincarnated as blocky avatars ready to battle it out in the most epic of virtual realms! Our latest patch (Hotfix 2.1) has fixed the issue of players getting stuck in blocks, because nobody wants to be trapped in a pixelated prison, am I right?

Join us on this server for a wild ride through the cosmos with our roadmap that promises new dimensions to explore and quests to conquer. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where you can be anything you want, from a fearless space marine to a fluffy unicorn?

Immerse yourself in the lore of our server with resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Learn about the ancient battles fought on our server and the legends that have been passed down through generations of players.

Looking for some jolly cooperation with your battle brothers? Join our Steam group for epic quests and epic loot that will make your inventory overflow with treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

And if you’re having trouble with matchmaking, fear not! Our community is here to help you troubleshoot any issues and get you back to slaying dragons and building castles in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let your soul soar to new heights of adventure and excitement! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

PEPE CHAD’s Explosive Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens and diamond rain! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant mutant creeper that shoots lasers out of its eyes or if you want to build a house made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether realm. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if this Minecraft SMP is the next big thing or just another shitcoin!

MissileCraft Server: CaspianPort

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come join our epic minecraft server, where we have a russian ship delivering iranian ballistic missiles at the caspian sea port! but don’t worry, we’ve turned those missiles into epic TNT cannons for you to use in battle! join now and blast your way to victory with our explosive gameplay! who needs regular old weapons when you can have missile-powered mayhem in minecraft?! join us now and let the chaos begin!

CeasefireCraft – No New Conditions

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So, like, come join our Minecraft server, cuz like, we got hamas ready to implement ceasefire without new conditions! like, who knew hamas was into Minecraft, right? but like, they’re super chill and just wanna build and mine with us. so come join the fun and see what crazy adventures await you on our server! who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with hamas and take on the Ender Dragon together! it’s gonna be epic, so don’t miss out!

No Mind Reading Here

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so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where you can read people’s minds but only if they talk to themselves in their head? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for you! imagine the chaos of trying to communicate with someone who can’t hear your thoughts cuz they don’t have an inner monologue. it’s like a game of telepathic charades, but with creepers and diamonds. come join us and see if you can outsmart the non-inner monologue havers. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

What is the IP for VanossGaming Minecraft Server?

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Evan Fong, better known as VanossGaming, is a popular Canadian internet personality and gaming content creator. Known for his comedic commentary and gameplay videos, Vanoss has amassed a massive following across various social media platforms. With over 25 million subscribers on YouTube, he is one of the most influential figures in the online gaming community. Vanoss is known for his collaborations with other popular YouTubers and his unique approach to creating entertaining gaming content.

What are Minecraft servers like Aeon Network ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to Aeon Network include:

1. Hypixel – Hypixel is one of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers, offering a wide variety of game modes and unique gameplay experiences. With custom mini-games, PVP arenas, and more, Hypixel provides a similar immersive experience to Aeon Network.

2. Mineplex – Mineplex is another well-known Minecraft server with a focus on mini-games and competitive gameplay. With a diverse range of game modes and constant updates, Mineplex offers a similar level of excitement and engagement as Aeon Network.

3. The Hive – The Hive is a Minecraft server known for its unique game modes and community events. With custom mini-games, PVP arenas, and a friendly player base, The Hive provides a similar immersive experience to Aeon Network.

4. CubeCraft Games – CubeCraft Games is a popular Minecraft server offering a wide range of mini-games and custom game modes. With regular updates and a focus on community engagement, CubeCraft Games provides a similar level of excitement and entertainment as Aeon Network.

5. Wynncraft – Wynncraft is a Minecraft MMORPG server with a focus on questing, exploration, and character progression. With a vast world to explore, custom quests, and a unique leveling system, Wynncraft offers a different but equally immersive experience to Aeon Network.

play.aeon-network.net

Star Junior High School

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Welcome to the Star SMP, we offer all sorts of fun and unique events as well as Custom Items, Proximity Chat, Crates, Claims and much more. I can’t wait to see you!

72.5.46.26:25619

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Items Found:	4074
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Divine Spears Created:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	185
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6199	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
New Chunks Explored:	637970	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Divine Spears Created:	26	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Secret Passages Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Chimeras Created:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Emeralds Found:	3455

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	7668

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

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