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Minecraft SMP: Jerking Off to Sex Scenes

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Crops Grown:	7865	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and you’ll be part of a community where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant chickens to building castles in the sky, the possibilities are endless. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. So buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

Blocky Bonanza: The Stroking Server

adult content, adult entertainment, arousal, blocky, bonanza, boys night, desire, EXCITEMENT, fantasies, Friends, guilty pleasure, Intimacy, Jerking, late night fun, naughty thoughts, NSFW, nudified, Pleasure, Server, socials, stimulation, stroking, temptation

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is filled with socials and nudified socials of some of our friends… wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Join us for a wild ride of questionable content and outrageous adventures. Who needs normal when you can have absurdity? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly scarred for life)!

MapleCraft: Where even the creepers say ‘sorry, eh!’

Canadian achievements, Canadian actors, Canadian artists, Canadian athletes, Canadian celebrities, Canadian culture, Canadian fame, Canadian heritage, Canadian icons, Canadian legends, Canadian musicians, Canadian personalities, Canadian pride, Canadian stars, Canadian success stories, Canadian talent, CREEPERS, famous Canadians, hidden talent, MapleCraft, Under The Radar, unknown celebrities

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	578842	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Towns Built:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	4519

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where you’ll discover that there are so many famous Canadians you would never know!

Join us and you might stumble upon a hidden village where Ryan Reynolds and Justin Bieber are building a giant maple syrup castle together. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated PvP battle against Celine Dion and Drake, who are fighting over the last diamond block in the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Jim Carrey and Seth Rogen are brewing potions and creating hilarious pranks to unleash on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wildest Canadian adventure in Minecraft history!

Crafty McCraftface – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

#youtube, archival, Birthday Calendar, booru, Clips, Corpo, Crafty, CREEPERS, discussion, ducks, fear, indie, Koikatsu, largeindiesglobal, McCraftface, OC material, Partnership, Shill, Swarm, tiermaker, Tread, twitch, Viewers, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtubers

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further than Dr. Liggermann M.D. Edition! This server is like no other, where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers or more. Why settle for mainstream when you can be a part of the VIP crowd on this server?

Join us and be a part of the elite group of viewers who appreciate the hidden gems of the streaming world. You can even shill your 499 view oshi here, as long as they meet our minimal requirements – like being a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers.

We have a leaderboard of the top indie vtubers, including some virtual ties that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And don’t worry about language barriers, we’ve got non-English streamers too!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our Twitch Clips Guide for some hilarious moments, our VOD Archival Guide for all your archival needs, and even a /lig/ VOD Archive for endless entertainment.

And if that’s not enough, we have Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEX, a Tiermaker for ranking your favorite vtubers, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to never miss a celebration.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness on Dr. Liggermann M.D. Edition Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocky Gods R Us

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a unicorn rode a rainbow into battle against a horde of evil creepers. The battle was intense, but with the power of friendship and enchanted diamond swords, they emerged victorious! And guess what? You can be part of this epic adventure too!

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find dragons that breathe fire made of marshmallows, unicorns that fart glitter, and mermaids that sing Justin Bieber songs underwater. Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure chests filled with stacks of diamonds and golden apples?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the most insane Minecraft server ever created! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blocky Despair: Where Even Creepers Question Their Existence

blocky, coping, CREEPERS, depression, Despair, Existence, giving up, helplessness, hopelessness, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, motivation, perseverance, question.., reaching out, resilience, seeking help, self-care, strength, Struggle, Support, Therapy

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	894	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and experience a world like no other, where the pigs ride on diamond horses and the creepers throw parties in the caves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures with an iron wing. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who guard the mystical emerald mines deep underground. Join them on their quest to protect the precious emeralds from the evil forces that seek to steal them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Tankless in Ukraine

Allies, armor, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, cope, Defense, devastation, enemies, Fighting, international relations, Losses, lost tanks, medieval weapons, Military, Russian sisters, strategy, Tankless, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve lost so many tanks fighting against Ukraine and have to resort to medieval weapons! But fear not, because our Russian sisters are here to help you cope with the chaos.

Join us for epic PvP battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the virtual world. Build your own kingdom, gather resources, and defend your turf against other players who dare to challenge you.

But beware, for the challenges on this server are no joke. You may find yourself facing off against dragons, zombies, and even creepy clowns who are out for blood. Will you rise to the occasion and emerge victorious, or will you be left crying in a corner?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (or enemies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

LOLcraft: Esports Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, Competitive Gaming, esports, esports analysis, esports championships, esports community, esports competitions, esports culture, esports discussion, esports enthusiasts, esports events, esports fandom, esports fans, esports industry., esports players, esports streaming, esports teams, esports tournaments, esports viewership, Gaming, LolCraft, video games

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	1213	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Ores Mined:	7137	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of esports in a whole new way! Our server is so intense, even the creepers are training for the next big tournament.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a team of skeletons challenges you to a 1v1 showdown. And guess what? The winner gets a shiny new diamond sword!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who hosts weekly build battles for all players. The prize? A one-of-a-kind dragon egg that will make all your friends jealous.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate esports champion of the Minecraft world!

RomanCraft: Where you can build an empire without the pesky barbarian invasions!

Ancient civilization, AUTHORITY, barbarian, BUILD, byzantine empire, Conquest, dynasties, EMPERORS, Empire, Government, History, Imperial, influence, invasions, Legacy, Legitimate, Monarchy, pesky, power, Reign, roman empire, RomanCraft, Rulership, SOVEREIGNTY, Successor, Western civilization

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Crops Grown:	8734
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are the legitimate successors of the Roman Empire! Join us for epic battles in the Colosseum, where players fight to the death with diamond swords and enchanted armor.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground network of tunnels that lead to hidden treasure rooms filled with diamonds, emeralds, and ancient artifacts. Rumor has it that Julius Caesar himself left behind his legendary dagger of destruction somewhere in our world.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe ruled by zombie pigmen and giant lava monsters. But beware, only the strongest players can survive in this treacherous realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the greatest empire Minecraft has ever seen!

Minecraft Mayhem: Total War Edition

#1d6chan, Assembly Kit, Blogpost, Edition, gobbo edition, Hotfix, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Older Titles, patch notes, Pharaoh.., Previous thread, Roll Charts, Steam, Tactics, thrones of decay, TOTAL, total war, total war warhammer, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate gobbo edition of gaming! Dive into a world filled with Stuff1d6chan tactics and roll charts that will blow your mind.

Join us for epic battles in Total War: Warhammer III where you can conquer the Thrones of Decay and unleash chaos like never before. Check out our blogpost for exclusive news and updates that will leave you speechless.

But wait, there’s more! Jump into the world of Total War: Pharaoh where you can rule like a true pharaoh and command armies with the power of the gods. Don’t miss out on our hotfix 4.2.3 patch notes that will change the game forever.

And for those who love the classics, we’ve got you covered with our collection of Older Titles that will take you on a nostalgic journey through the history of Total War.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest gaming adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBoys R Us: /r9k/ Edition

4chan, BlockyBoys, Edition, Greeting, Henlo, internet culture, meme, r9k, ROBOT9000, social media

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to save the day!

Join us on an epic adventure filled with EXPLOSIONS, UNICORNS, and DRAGONS that shoot LAZER BEAMS from their eyes!

Our server is so amazing that even HEROBRINE himself is scared to step foot on it. We have DANCING CREEPERS, TALKING SHEEP, and RAINBOW LLAMAS that drop DIAMONDS like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PhenoCraft: Mine, Build, and LOL with Friends!

Ancestry, biology, BUILD, Dna, Friends, genetic diversity, genetic makeup, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, human phenotypes, lol, PhenoCraft, phenotype, phenotype analysis, phenotype classification, phenotype comparison, phenotype identification, phenotype testing, physical characteristics, research, Science, Traits

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t care about your skin color, we only care about your phenotype! Are you a tall, dark, and handsome Enderman? Or maybe you’re a short, stubby Creeper with a heart of gold. Whatever your phenotype, we want you to join our server and show off your unique traits!

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that on our server, diamonds grow on trees? Literally! Just plant a sapling and watch as it sprouts into a beautiful diamond tree. And don’t even get us started on the zombie pigmen who moonlight as professional chefs, cooking up the most delicious porkchops you’ve ever tasted.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underwater city, where mermaids and sea monsters live in harmony, throwing the wildest underwater raves you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your scuba gear and your dancing shoes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover a world where anything is possible, and where your phenotype is celebrated like never before. See you in the game!