jerked off Minecraft Servers

jerked off Minecraft Servers

  • BlockyBroServer

    BlockyBroServer
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 2675
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Emeralds Found: 4865 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your long-lost biological brother shows up and starts building a giant statue of the girl you used to fantasize about. But wait, there’s more! The girl you jerked off to for five years every night is now dating a creeper who sells dope on the side. Talk about drama!

    But don’t worry, because on our server, even the craziest situations have a silver lining. Just when you think things can’t get any weirder, God himself intervenes and sends a five-year-old girl to guide you through a maze of lava pits and zombie hordes. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

    So why wait? Join us on this rollercoaster of a server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even run into Papa John himself serving up pizza in the Nether. It’s just another day in the wacky world of Minecraft!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Jerking Off to Sex Scenes

    Minecraft SMP: Jerking Off to Sex Scenes
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 5838
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17 Players Killed by Monsters: 8756
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Mines Excavated: 1401

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

    Join us and you’ll be part of a community where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant chickens to building castles in the sky, the possibilities are endless. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. So buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CheatingCraft: Where even your Minecraft waifu can’t trust you

    CheatingCraft: Where even your Minecraft waifu can’t trust you
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 7020
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 616
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 482 Gods Slained: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you with pickaxes in hand! Or how about building a cozy little cabin, only to have it transformed into a giant roller coaster by mischievous creepers?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary NoFap Temple, where players must resist the urge to break their streak or face the wrath of the mighty Ender Dragon. Will you have the strength to resist temptation and emerge victorious?

    So come on, join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as jerking off to another woman in Minecraft. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Steve’s Wet Dream

    Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Steve’s Wet Dream
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 2488
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Votes: 7743
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, the first fictional character you jerked off to becomes your trusty sidekick in the game. Imagine running around with your favorite anime waifu or superhero by your side, fighting off creepers and building epic structures together.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you, all because of that one questionable choice you made in your youth. Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

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  • PutinCraft: ‘Everything Will Be Mine’

    PutinCraft: ‘Everything Will Be Mine’
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 4565
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Votes: 7595 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Dimension Hops: 13 Players Killed by Monsters: 2551
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Mythical Quests Completed: 36

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has declared that everything will be fine, even tho russia be facing some cray cray challenges! we got dragons flying around like they own the place and creepers that explode in glitter instead of blowing stuff up.

    our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and build sandcastles with us. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and if you find it, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted golden apples.

    if you join our server, you might even get a chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow and battle zombie pigmen with laser swords. we also have a dance party every friday night at the village square, where even the ender dragon shows off his sick dance moves.

    so come join us on this epic adventure and let’s show putin that everything will be fine as long as we have minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LuckyGem

    LuckyGem
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 6382
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Ores Mined: 5371
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features
    Fantasy-Themed World
    Stunning Spawn Area
    Weekly Competitions
    Advancement Pack
    Cosmetic Datapacks

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can Java and Bedrock players join the server? Yes, both Java and Bedrock players can join and play together.
    What are the exclusive features? The server offers over 2000+ unique advancements, cosmetic datapacks, and unique staff collectibles.
    Are there weekly competitions? Yes, players can take part in weekly competitions with the chance to win in-game rewards.
    How can I join the server? You can join the server by using the server IP: play.luckygemsmp.com

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  • Eastern Horizon 1.20.5

    Eastern Horizon 1.20.5
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 6423
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 626
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Magic Items Found: 6137 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz it’s like the last bastion of pure white Western civilization in a sea of unwashed masses! Forget China, Russia, and Israel, they ain’t importing no one, but we’re holding it down for the white peeps!

    Join us and help stop the decline of our glorious race as we build epic structures and fight off hordes of non-white invaders! It’s like a virtual crusade, but with blocks and swords instead of horses and armor. Don’t be a normie, join us and be a warrior for the white cause!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SkyCraft Minecraft Server

    SkyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 1566
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play some minecraft but u also wanna solve a mystery? well, do i have the server for u! this server is like a mix of detective work and block building, cuz we got a crashed plane from south korea and u gotta figure out what happened. u can be like a minecraft sherlock holmes, but with more explosions and creepers. join now and help us solve the mystery of the black box! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyTrillionaires2024

    CraftyTrillionaires2024
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 4591
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 329 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, u guys, have u heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where u can mine ur way to becoming one of the 500 richest people in the world??? like, u can build ur own mansion out of diamond blocks and ride a golden llama around town like a boss.

    they say that in 2024, the top players on this server surpassed $10 trillion in wealth, like wut even is that much money??? u can buy all the enchanted gear and potions u want, and even hire a virtual butler to do ur bidding.

    so come join us on this epic server and become a virtual billionaire in no time, just watch out for those creepers trying to steal ur riches, they’re like the IRS of Minecraft, always trying to tax u for ur hard-earned emeralds. #minecraftmillionaire #diamondsareagirlsbestfriend

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  • Carbon Bomb Craze

    Carbon Bomb Craze
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 3679
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 155
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Alien Abductions: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, come join our Minecraft server cuz we got a technosphere that’s like a big ol’ time bomb full of fossil carbon! If that thing goes boom and all that carbon gets burned up, it’s gonna be like 30 billion tonnes of CO2 in the air, yo! Our server is lit like that, with crazy amounts of carbon just waiting to explode! Plus, our technosphere is almost bigger than the natural world, so you know it’s gonna be wild up in here. Join now and be part of the carbon chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • SITE-19: Roleplay

    SITE-19: Roleplay
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 2504
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 New Chunks Explored: 362637
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    SITE-19 Roleplay Server Overview

    Server Type Minecraft RP
    Features Play as SCP Foundation members and groups of interest, large facility and surface area, events, S-NAV devices
    Server Stability No lag or ping spikes on paid server
    Discord Link Join our Discord

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    Can I play as any member of the SCP Foundation? Yes, you can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest.
    What is the size of the underground facility? The underground facility is 3.5km2 in size.
    Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server? No, the server is hosted on a paid server with no lag or ping spikes.
    How can I join the Discord server? You can join our Discord server by clicking on the provided link above.

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  • Whispering Shadows 1.21.3

    Whispering Shadows 1.21.3
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 5649
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow dimension of pure chaos and madness.

    You’ll be mining diamonds one minute and battling zombie pigs riding on giant chickens the next.

    And the best part? You can build a house made entirely of exploding TNT if you want, because why not?

    Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away.

    Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like falling down a rabbit hole into a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

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  • UglyCraft: No Mirror Needed

    UglyCraft: No Mirror Needed
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 321
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged by your looks in the real world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the only thing that matters is how good you are at building! No need to worry about your appearance when you’re too busy crafting epic structures and battling creepers.

    Join our server and become part of a community where beauty is in the eye of the block-holder. Who needs a mirror when you can admire your pixelated avatar’s flawless blocky features? Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself was rejected from modeling gigs in the real world, but on our server, he’s a total heartthrob.

    So come on over and join us for a world where looks don’t matter, but your building skills do. Who knows, you might just find your true love in a fellow Minecraft player who appreciates your pixel-perfect charm.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • KremlinCraft: Unleash the Blocks!

    KremlinCraft: Unleash the Blocks!
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 3820
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Farms Harvested: 146
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Towns Built: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got secret war plans like russia but instead of attacking real countries, we attack 160 sites in japan and south korea in minecraft 😂😂 u can be part of the epic battle and help us conquer these virtual lands with ur mad building skills and pvp tactics. trust me, u ain’t gonna find this kind of action anywhere else, so join now and let’s start world war minecraft style! 🚀🔥 #minecraftwarriors #russiawho #virtualconquerors

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