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MysticCraft Realms 1.20

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	9609	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

CraftyBunnies: Colmar Adventures

Adventures, Anime, anticipation, Characters, Colmar, community discussions, Continuation, Craftybunnies, Development, Expectations, fan theories, Future, Gochiusa, Gochūmon wa Usagi desu ka, Manga adaptation, new season, Plot, Sequel, series, speculation, Starting Life In Colmar, Storyline, Upcoming

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and talking bunnies! Yes, you heard that right, talking bunnies!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary carrot of power, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited diamond armor and the ability to fly like a chicken. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of evil creepers who are determined to keep it for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can ride on horses and cows can shoot lasers from their eyes. It’s a crazy world out there, but we promise you’ll have the time of your life exploring it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

KawaiiCraft: Where Good Asian Girls Rule the Blocks

asian, beauty standards, blocks, Community, culture, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, empowerment journey, feminism, Girls, Good, Identity, intersectionality, KawaiiCraft, representation, rule, self love, social expectations, solidarity, Stereotypes, Support, Thread

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mines Excavated:	2251
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you good Asian girls out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of ninja pandas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with bamboo and kung fu moves. You won’t find that anywhere else, folks!

2. We have a secret underground hot pot restaurant where you can feast on delicious food while battling creepers and zombies. It’s a truly immersive dining experience!

3. Our server is protected by a magical Great Wall that keeps out griefers and trolls. Only the most honorable players can pass through its gates.

4. We host weekly karaoke nights where you can show off your singing skills and win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond swords and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for, good Asian girls? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Crafty Americans: Where USA is Always Number Wan!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored llamas come charging through, wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep music. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil zombie villagers? Well, now you can! Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions, flying pigs, and a talking parrot sidekick named Steve.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to unwind after a long day of exploding. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of dancing skeletons and a DJ Enderman spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old USA when you can be a part of the wildest Minecraft server in existence!

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging, Building, and LOLing with Friends!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We are the Tongue Edition server, where we discuss and share indie vtubers who have at least 500 viewers or more. Why join our server, you ask? Because we cater to the VIPs of the vtuber world, the elite few who demand only the best entertainment.

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your favorite 499 view oshi here, as long as they meet our minimal requirements of being a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube. We have a list of the top indie vtubers, including the likes of Veda987 with 6,498 viewers and Orkpod with 2,930 viewers. And don’t worry, even if they’re a corpo, as long as they don’t own talent IPs, they’re fair game!

Looking for some spicy content? We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, and even Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs. Plus, we have an official /lig/ booru for all your vtuber art needs. And let’s not forget about the upcoming birthdays of your favorite chuubas, like Saruei and Zuma.

So come join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in the wild world of indie vtubers. Ducks are welcome too, because why not? Don’t miss out on the craziest, most entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

CraftyVillage: Where It’s Always Spring and We’re Always Mining

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like it’s spring all year round? Look no further! Our server is filled with blooming flowers, chirping birds, and sunshine for days. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground garden filled with rare loot and treasures waiting to be discovered. Join us and experience the joys of spring in Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t want to leaf this server once you join.

JewCraft: Redpilling Normies, One Block at a Time!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of living in a world where normies are blissfully unaware of the truth about Jews? Join our Minecraft server and redpill them all with outrageous conspiracy theories and wild stories about the Jewish community! Dive into a world where every block you break uncovers a hidden Jewish plot, and every mob you defeat is secretly controlled by a Jewish mastermind. Join us and together we will uncover the truth behind the Jewish agenda… one block at a time!

Blocky Adventures: Crafting Your Way Through Persona Problems

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity! Join us if you want to see Hitler return in a non-fuhrer way, because apparently that’s the key to making the series normal again. And if Atlus doesn’t release Persona 2 on PC, we’ll make sure to show our outrage in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, if you’re a Hearts of Iron 4 player who’s sick of seeing anime profile pics everywhere, come join us and show off your 20th-century leader profile pic with pride. Trust us, this server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Bobber Buddies: The ‘/r9gay/ Fishing Edition’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that’s so fresh, it’ll make you question why you ever settled for stale bread in the first place! Join us and experience the joy of eating bread that’s so delicious, it’ll make you do a happy dance in your virtual blocky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bread King, who roams the land on a giant loaf of bread, spreading joy and gluten-free goodness wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can find him and offer him a slice of your finest bread, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because the Bread King has a mischievous sense of humor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a carb-filled adventure like no other. Who knew that bread could be so exciting?

RespawnRUs: Where Early Deaths Make for Better Shows!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our magical world. Want to build a house out of rainbow-colored diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? We’ve got you covered!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature who farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal hot tub filled with lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, sorry, we can’t help you).

LOLcraft: Sassy Sampling Server

Artificial Intelligence, data analysis, data collection, data interpretation, data management, data processing, data science, data visualization, dpm, LolCraft, machine learning, Methods, Preference, research, sampling, Sassy, SD sampling methods, SDE Karras, Server, software, statistical analysis, Technology, update

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	193
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! We’ve got players using crazy sampling methods like SD, DPM, and SDE Karras – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong (but in a good way)! And don’t even get me started on our latest update – it’s so mind-blowing that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – who knows, you might just find a new favorite sampling method that will change your Minecraft game forever!