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Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

Alluring, attraction, cont’d, Daily, desire, FANTASY, Forbidden, infatuation, INTIMATE, irls, Jerk, Jerkcraft, Lust, Naughty, Obsession, pixels, Provocative, seduction, Sensual, Sexy, Steamy, temptation

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Zombie Dances:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Endless Night Skies:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	281	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dimension Hops:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Divine Spears Created:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Emeralds Found:	5854
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Enchantments Applied:	95	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Potions Brewed:	131
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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