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DesiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	135	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Animals Bred:	134	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is your ultimate irl jerk off material.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing the Macarena around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village full of villagers who all look like your favorite celebrities. And don’t even get me started on the custom skins – we’ve got everything from flying tacos to dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary – last week, we hosted a massive chicken race where the winner got a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. And rumor has it that our next event involves a secret underground disco party with glow-in-the-dark sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the excitement!

Worldly Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Villages Defended:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

After spending countless hours researching countries, I’ve finally cracked the code – they all suck! But fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the horrors of real life countries. Join us and experience a world where the only rule is to have fun and build epic creations.

Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic and diamonds fall from the sky. We have secret caves filled with treasure, enchanted forests with talking animals, and a volcano that shoots out lava cookies (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron wing. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating).

So why waste your time exploring boring old countries when you could be living it up in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Eternal Darkness Towa – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	3465
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world? Join our server for a chance to hang out with the one and only Tokoyami Towa! She’s not just a virtual idol, she’s a Minecraft mastermind who will lead you on epic adventures through pixelated landscapes and crazy challenges.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Tokoyami Towa’s 3D model is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasures in the game. Find the model, crack the code, and claim your rewards!

Plus, our server is filled with wacky events like Tokyo Online Party 2024 Autumn 3on3 with Tachikawa and Daigo, SCARZ CUP Apex Legends vol.4 with Crylix and Arisaka, and even Oogiri Derby where anything goes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Tokoyami Towa’s mysterious powers and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

Pick Me Tuber Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Animals Bred:	160
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Once upon a time, in a land of blocky wonders and pixelated adventures, the pickmetuber epidemic began. It all started when a group of mischievous creepers decided to start their own YouTube channel, showcasing their explosive pranks and daring escapes. Little did they know, their videos would go viral and soon every mob in the Minecraft world wanted to become a pickmetuber.

Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself! From zombie dance parties to skeleton stand-up comedy shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is planning a surprise appearance for our next livestream. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and become the ultimate pickmetuber in the Minecraft universe!

U Mine Ko Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy characters and even crazier stories.

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, diamonds rain from the sky, and every tree is made of cake. Our server is like no other, with events like “TNT Tuesdays” and “Ender Dragon Dance Parties” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But the real reason you should join? Our community is full of lovable weirdos just like you, who will welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (don’t worry, it’s a sign of affection). So come on in and join the madness – just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	3869
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRH.SKYBARS.ME

Cold Bloods Rule Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of being bossed around by those pesky younger races in Minecraft? Join our server and let the cold bloods take over! They’re way more competent and nicer than those other races. Plus, if you disagree, you clearly want chaos to win and who wants that? Join us and let the cold bloods rule the world – it’s the only logical choice!

Why Can’t You Meet Women IRL Anymore Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Divine Spears Created:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of striking out with the ladies in real life? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate dating hotspot! Our players are so charming and witty, you’ll be swimming in dates in no time. Plus, who needs real-life relationships when you can build pixelated mansions and go on virtual adventures together? Join now and say goodbye to awkward first dates forever!

Woe is Me Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	14

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing bathroom mishaps like this again! Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you even have bodily functions. Plus, our virtual toilets are always clean and never clogged! So come join us and leave your real-life bathroom disasters behind. Just make sure to keep those cheeks clenched while playing!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Mining and Crafting Shenanigans

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Enchantments Applied:	130
Dragon Scales Harvested:	131	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where the rainbow is destined to burn brighter than ever before! Join us for a wild ride filled with Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu causing chaos and mayhem. Our current weapon banner features the Staff of Homa (Polearm) and A Thousand Floating Dreams (Catalyst) – perfect for unleashing your inner warrior!

Embark on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history. Daily check-in rewards are waiting for you, so don’t miss out on the chance to claim your loot!

But that’s not all – we have redeemable codes with Primogems that will make your jaw drop. Just imagine all the epic gear you can get with those bad boys. And if you need any help or tips, our useful links section has everything you need to dominate the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s make Minecraft history together!

SnapCraft – Marvel Snap Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Emeralds Found:	6985	Towns Built:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are as friendly as villagers on a Sunday morning!

Join our server for a chance to win the prestigious Orange Card GOOD Edition! It’s rarer than a diamond block in a desert biome!

Our server is so epic, it’s like the GOTY CCG of Minecraft servers. Build your deck with 12 card singletons and battle it out in 3 lanes. Win 2 lanes and you’ll be rolling in cosmic cubes faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”.

Unlock card series in a totally random order, because who needs logic in Minecraft anyway? Upgrade every card to green rarity ASAP and watch your Collection Level skyrocket faster than Steve running from a horde of zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Snap once per match to double the stakes and send your opponents crying back to their dirt huts. And if you’re lucky, you might even reveal your cards first and blind your enemies with your glowing portrait.

Join our server now and become part of the official /snap/ Alliances like [VGS] /snap/ and [VGS] /snap/’s Step Sister. The only requirement? Be as active as a charged creeper on a mission.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your way to victory! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky bots – they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves on a full moon night!