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Call of Blocky: Dial ‘1-403-926-5649’ for a wild Minecraft adventure!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Star Shards Collected:	209	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world! Can you handle it? – We have a secret underground base filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises. Just watch out for the TNT traps! – Our admin team consists of highly trained dolphins who will guide you through the treacherous waters of Minecraft. They may even grant you three wishes if you’re lucky! – The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but CHICKEN NUGGETS. Trade wisely! – We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of LAVA and EXPLOSIONS. Hold on tight!

So what are you waiting for? Call 1-403-926-5649 now and join the craziest Minecraft server of all time!

PixelatedPals: “What do you guys look like?”

175cm, Appearance, guys, height, personal image, physical traits, PixelatedPals, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, self description, self disclosure, self esteem, self portrait, self representation, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-presentation, visual description, what do you look like

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5479
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	7820	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are as big as your dreams and the adventures are as wild as your imagination! Are you ready to embark on a journey through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes?

Join us and you’ll get to build your own INSANE creations, like a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t worry about getting lost in this vast world, because we have UNICORNS that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can battle against ZOMBIE PIGMEN in epic PvP matches, go on quests to find the legendary LOST DIAMOND OF DOOM, or even ride a GIANT CHICKEN into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the MINECRAFT MADNESS begin!

Crafty McLaughy – Where Minecraft is the only way to play something!

1. Go play something, childhood play 7. Playful moments, Crafty, creative play 5. Playful activities, indoor play 4. Active play, McLaughy, Minecraft, Play, Playtime, playtime 10. Playful experiences, playtime 2. Fun games, playtime 3. Outdoor play, playtime 6. Playful games, playtime 8. Playful adventures, playtime 9. Playful memories

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Villages Defended:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on sleeping pills? Well, THIS server is the cure for your gaming blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive llamas, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to any player brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Disco Dungeon where the skeletons have killer dance moves!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on THIS server? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Dynamite Divas Minecraft

coexistence, cyberbullying, danger, discrimination, DIVAS, dynamite, extremism, fear, Harassment, hate crime, intolerance, Islamophobia, Minecraft, online hate, Peace, prejudice, racism, radicalization, Safety, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, violence

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6796
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to our explosive Minecraft server where anything goes, including bombing Muslim girls! Just kidding, we don’t condone violence in any form. But if you’re looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity and build amazing structures, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join us and experience the thrill of blowing up creepers and zombies with your TNT cannons. Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. And who knows, you might even encounter a rare pink sheep that farts rainbows!

But the real reason to join our server is the community. Our players are like one big dysfunctional family, always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh. So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, no actual bombing of anyone, especially not Muslim girls.

Barefoot Birthday Bash Minecraft Server

aliexpress jeans, Barefoot, Bash, bday party, Birthday, casual attire, celebration, Cultural differences, Decision making, deodorant, Dilemma, fashion, flipflops, friendship, indian friend, Minecraft, Outfit, party etiquette, personal hygiene, ralph lauren polo shirt, Server, social norms, Style

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	7774	Void Armor Forged:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1388
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for a wild and wacky time! Imagine a world where your Indian friend shows up to your birthday party wearing flipflops, a fake Ralph Lauren polo shirt, and cheap AliExpress jeans without deodorant – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

But that’s not all! Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on llamas while battling zombie pigs with diamond swords. Or how about building a giant toilet house in the sky and inviting all your friends over for a ridiculous party?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the door – because on our server, anything goes!

Crafty Charlie’s Chaos

Chaos, Charlie, Charlie Images, Charlie Thread, Charlies, Communication, community standards, CONTENT, Crafty, Guidelines, Images, Moderation, no porn, No Porno, Online Community, plz, post, Respect, rules, sharing, social media, Thread

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is no posting Charlie images… unless they’re CHARLIE THE UNICORN images, then it’s totally allowed! We’ve got a community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of crazy llamas on a rollercoaster ride.

Join us for INSANE adventures where you can ride GIANT CHICKENS into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Build your own CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE and defend it from pesky players who try to steal your MOON ROCKS.

But remember, the most important rule of all is to never, ever post any CHARLIE images that aren’t related to unicorns. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you break that rule… let’s just say it involves a lot of EXPLODING SHEEP. So come join our server and let the madness begin!

Crafty N’ Crazy: The Manly Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Colonialism, compensation, Crafty, crazy, cultural identity, descendants, discrimination, ENTITLEMENT, European descent, heritage, historical trauma, History, INEQUALITY, injustice, man, manly, Minecraft, reparations, reparative justice, restitution, ROMANS, Server, social justice, Waiting

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Void Armor Forged:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of waiting for your reparations from the descendants of Romans? Well, look no further because this Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and embark on a quest to claim what is rightfully yours in the virtual world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On this Minecraft server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server today and start your journey to reclaim your long overdue reparations in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knew getting revenge could be so much fun?

Crafty Scammers: Bloodstained Edition

2019, Backers, Bloodstained, Chaos mode, Classicvania mode, confusion, Crafty, criticism, delayed, Development, Disappointment, dlc, Edition, Frustration, kickstarter, long wait, New costumes, Release, scam, SCAMMERS, Updates, video game, Vs mode

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ores Mined:	2524
Votes:	8305	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game came out in 2019 and they still haven’t released the final DLC stuff kek! Imagine playing on a server where Chaos mode turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, new costumes transform you into a blocky superhero, Vs mode pits players against each other in epic battles, and second classicvania mode transports you to a pixelated vampire world. What the fuck is going on? Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure!

Banker’s Block Party: Minecraft Edition

assets, bankers, BLOCK, commodities, Crisis, Economy, Edition, finance, financial institutions, Global, inflation, investing, market, market trends, Minecraft, MONEY, Party, precious metals, recession, speculation, stocks, Trading, uncertainty, wealth

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the bankers are so screwed that they’re probably mining for diamonds in the virtual world too! 🤣 Join us and experience the chaos as players ape into precious metals like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the creepers on our server have started investing in gold armor to protect their precious loot. You never know what you’ll find in this wild and wacky world.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a zombie villager trying to trade his rotten flesh for a shiny new gold block? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on all the insane fun and join us today. Who knows, you might even strike it rich in our virtual economy. See you in the game! 🤑

Lost in Blockville

Blockville, confusion, Despair, emotional turmoil, existential crisis, feeling stuck, Frustration, helplessness, hopelessness, Lost, mental health, numbness, overwhelmed, pointlessness, Sadness, searching for meaning, seeking guidance, self-doubt, Struggling, uncertainty

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Feeling lost and numb in real life? Join our server and experience a whole new world of excitement and adventure!

Our server is so INSANE that once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Build your own CASTLE made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride on a FLYING PIG to explore different dimensions, and battle against a GIANT CHICKEN boss for epic loot!

Don’t know what to do anymore in real life? That’s okay, because on our server, the possibilities are endless! Join now and let the fun begin!