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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 6301 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Crops Grown: | 7116 | Animals Bred: | 199 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
We have a secret potion in our server that makes you immune to embarrassment – just one sip and you’ll be strutting around like a boss, no matter what crazy shenanigans you get up to. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island where all the embarrassing moments from the real world are banished to, so you’ll be safe from any awkward encounters.
So come join us and leave your embarrassing past behind – in our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be the coolest kid on the block, no matter what silly things you’ve done in public.