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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 1583 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 38 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have the best compliments, like, ever. People are always saying stuff like “your pixelated skin looks like a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow” or “your block placing skills are on fleek, bro.” It’s like, so lit, you know?
And, like, the community is just so amazing, man. We have this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he loves potatoes so much. And then there’s this other player who only speaks in pig latin. Oinkay, that’s just hilarious, amirite?
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we all wear diamond armor and dance to the sweet tunes of Minecraft music discs. It’s like, the party of the century, bro.
So, like, if you wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, then you gotta join us, man. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that. See you in the pixelated world, my dude!
