Crafty Tears

anguish, brokenhearted, Crafty, cry, depression, Despair, devastated, emotional, Grief, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Melancholy, mourn, Pain, Sadness, SOB, sorrow, Tears, Upset, wail, Weep

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!

7 dollars, affordability, Apple, AppleCraft, apples, budgeting, consumerism, cost of living, economic downturn, Economy, expensive, fast food, financial crisis, financial struggle, food prices, GOLD, goyslop, grocery, Hyperinflation.., inflation, inflation rate, MONEY, Prices, WORTH..

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Animals Bred:	64	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Are you tired of paying 7 dollars for an apple? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, apples are FREE! Yes, you heard that right, no more breaking the bank for a simple fruit.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary AppleBoy, a mysterious figure who roams the lands handing out golden apples to all who cross his path. Some say he’s a glitch in the game, others say he’s a magical being sent to bring joy to all Minecraft players. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to encounter the one and only AppleBoy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a world where apples are worth more than diamonds!

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Laughs

Account Stats, Akali, brand, Builds, Current Content, Empyrean, general, High Noon Event, kayle, laughs, League, league of legends, lolg, malzahar, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, Upcoming Content, varus

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more High Noon Events than a showdown at high noon, with Kayle flying in like a boss and Varus looking legendary AF. And don’t even get us started on Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand – they’re all ready to party in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so fresh, it makes the latest patch notes look like yesterday’s news. Check out our Builds/Account Stats to see who’s slaying and who’s just playing. And if you wanna see those models strut their stuff, our Model Viewer is where it’s at.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s so OP, it’ll make your head spin faster than a Enderman on Red Bull!

Blocky Coomer’s Craze

4chan, Average, bestiality, blocky, confusion, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, CORRECTNESS, CRAZE, Gay, hentai, internalized homophobia, motivation, My Little Pony, Online Community, porn addiction, real women, Responses, Thread, Transgender

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!

Reasons to join:

Escape from the never-ending debates about porn preferences and strange fetishes
Build your own little pony kingdom and explore the wonders of beastiality-free Minecraft
Discover hidden treasures and secret caves filled with trannies and gay stuff (just kidding, it’s all family-friendly fun!)

Join us now and leave behind the confusion of 4Chan debates. Who needs real women when you have Minecraft blocks to build with?

DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!

(Domestic), board clean, cleaning, dragon maid, Dragon.., DragonCraft, FANTASY, Helpful, Housekeeping, keeping clean, MAGICAL, Maid, mythical creature, Neat, ORGANIZED, Servant, Tidy, tidy home, tidy living, tidy room, tidy space

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Towns Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Mines Excavated:	4128
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to our dragon maid themed Minecraft server! Are you tired of messy servers with griefers running amok? Fear not, for our dragon maids are here to keep the board clean!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs. Our dragon maids will swoop in and clean up any mess left behind, ensuring a pristine playing environment for all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and rare loot. Rumor has it that a legendary diamond sword is hidden deep within the lair, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of having your very own dragon maid to keep things in order. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the underground lair and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise

avril, Avril Lavigne, AvrilCraft, Black, black people, Celebrity, confusion, Conspiracy, Deception, disguise, Entertainment, hidden, humor, Identity, JOKE, Lavigne, Music, Mystery, people, pop culture, prank, Race, secret, theory

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	287	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Welcome to our totally not conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where you can uncover the truth behind the biggest mystery of our time – Are all black people secretly just Avril Lavigne in disguise, playing a joke on us all?

Join us for a wild ride as you dig deep into the mines, searching for clues that will unravel this mind-boggling mystery. Build your own secret underground lair to hide from the Avril Lavigne impersonators who may be lurking around every corner.

But beware, the Avril Lavigne lookalikes are not the only danger on this server. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is actually just Avril Lavigne in a Minecraft skin, pulling the ultimate prank on unsuspecting players.

So come on, join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and discover the truth behind the Avril Lavigne conspiracy. Who knows, you may just find yourself face to face with the real Avril Lavigne herself, laughing at us all from behind her pixelated disguise.

God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

aimlessly, backstrokes, BELIEF, children, cosmic waters, Divine, Eternity, Existence, FAITH, funhouse, God’s children, Gods, guidance, Journey, Life, Lost, meditation, Minecraft, purpose, Reflection, Soul, spirituality, swimming, Universe

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of swimming aimlessly in the cosmic waters of Minecraft? Join our server and become a God’s child! We promise you won’t be doing backstrokes aimlessly anymore, unless you want to because that’s cool too. Amen to that!

OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head

big, Buzz, controversial, deceptive, exaggerated, Excessive, false advertising, falsely acclaimed, games, high score, highly rated, hype, inflated rating, inflated reviews, misleading, overestimated, overhyped, Overrated, OverratedCraft, overvalued, Popular, trending

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	49
Ores Mined:	6021	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre ratings? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane games and ridiculous challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a rainbow while juggling diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And that was just the beginning of their epic adventure on our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato planting contest, where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret dance party every Friday night in the End dimension. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of something truly unforgettable?

Crafty Comrades: Russian Drone vs. Mig-29s

aerial combat, Air Force, aircraft, Attack, Combat, comrades, Crafty, Defense, defense systems, drone, MiG-29s, Mig29s, Military, military drones, Military operations, military technology, russia, Russian, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter. Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with dancing pandas and disco llamas. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays diamond eggs. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

2020’s Dank Minecraft Server

“2000s”, 2020s, 80s, 90s, Based, comparison, cultural shift, DANK, Entertainment, Evolution, fashion, generational differences, internet, memes, Minecraft, modern era, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Server, social media, Technology, trends

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ores Mined:	8021
Divine Spears Created:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	1568
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of 2020!

Looking for a server that is so based it puts the 80’s, 90’s, and 2000’s to shame? Look no further, because this server is where it’s at!

Reasons to join our server:

Unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes
Talking chickens that give out diamonds like they’re candy
Dancing creepers that drop disco balls when defeated
Secret underground rave parties hosted by Endermen DJs

Don’t miss out on the most lit Minecraft server of all time! Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!

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