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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8382 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
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