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SMP18AdviceMinecraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	459	Players Killed by Monsters:	754
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Star Shards Collected:	238
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6550
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3715
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Astral Projections Made:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6612	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

CraftyQuotez

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Star Shards Collected:	216
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/endos-smp/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.