| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 9229 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 2695 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 9357 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and discover secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you diamonds for feathers, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke that’s so bad, it’s good.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for an adventure like no other! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 4869 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 871 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6908 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4349 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 283 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Join us and become part of a community where being a weirdo is not only accepted, but encouraged! Build your own quirky creations, participate in wacky events, and make friends with fellow oddballs who share your love for all things bizarre.
Don’t be a boring chud any longer – join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building giant cheese sculptures or creating pixel art of dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your weirdness shine!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 1421 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes in exchange for bacon. So come join us and let your dick betray your fagbasher mind in the most epic way possible!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 6502 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 8308 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 488323 |
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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 6945 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
Ever wanted to see VTubers in a whole new light? Well, our server is the place to be! We’ve got AI-generated images that will blow your mind and make you question reality.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual circus, with VTuber XL Loras and LoRAs galore. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the crazy creations we have in store for you.
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a LoRA Checklist that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From EF+HLL guides to VTuber model mixes, we’ve got it all!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world of VTuber madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the party today!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 6686 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 7414 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 1083 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”
