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CraftyCoupRus

alleged, armenia, Arrests, collaboration, Conspiracy, coup plot, CraftyCoupRus, destabilization, Espionage, foreign relations, Government, intelligence agencies, internal threats, investigation, Military, Politics, Russian, SECURITY, suspects, Treason, Uncover

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Crops Grown:	5817
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Animals Bred:	83	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! like u join the server and suddenly u uncover an alleged coup plot with russian traces! u gotta build ur base, gather ur resources, and team up with other players to take down the evil mastermind behind the coup! but watch out for the russian spies trying to sabotage ur mission! join now for a wild adventure full of twists and turns!

Voice In My Head Craft

auditory, Communication, Craft, head, Hear, Imitation, IMPOSSIBLE, mimic, mimicry, Perception, replicate, Resonance, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, self-perception, Sound, Speech, Unique, vocal, vocal cords, VOICE

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Emeralds Found:	3666	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Magic Items Found:	8994

so, like, you know how you sound in your head, like totally different from how you sound on a recording? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, you can totally be whoever you want to be, even if it’s not what you hear in your own head! join us for a wild ride of self-discovery and confusion as you try to figure out who the heck you really are in this wacky virtual world. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s get weird together!

Hungry Brain Goop Obese

Brain, brain cells, brain function, Brain goop, brain health, brain science, cellular mechanisms, cellular structure, defective cellular scaffolding, Goop, hunger cells, hunger control, hunger management, hunger neurons, hunger regulation, hunger signals, Hungry, metabolic disease, neuroscience, obese, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity research.

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Buildings Constructed:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without getting fat! It’s all because of this crazy brain goop that traps hunger neurons and makes you never feel full. It’s like a cheat code for staying skinny in Minecraft!

Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!

Your Crafts

building, Communication, Community, convenience, Discord, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Good Vibes, Growing, linked, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, Pure, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Updates, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	153	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Looking for a pure vanilla experience with a touch of convenience? Our fresh server is the perfect place for players who enjoy the classic Minecraft feel but appreciate a few quality of life mods to make things easier and more fun!

What we offer: – A welcoming, growing community – True vanilla gameplay with just the right amount of helpful mods – Discord integration for smooth communication and updates

Important: To keep our community connected and ensure a great experience, all players must be linked to our Discord before joining. This helps us keep the server fun, safe, and filled with good vibes!

Whether you’re into exploring, building, or just kicking back and enjoying the Minecraft world—we’d love to have you!

Join us today and be part of something new!

mc.yourcrafts.us

Crafty Blue Archive Minecraft Server

action RPG, anime style, Archive, Blue, blue archive, Character customization, collectible game, Crafty, Cute Characters, free to play, Gacha game, husbandos, In-game Events, Japanese Game, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, mobile gaming community, multiplayer, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, strategy game, waifus

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6742
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Villages Defended:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to spook you, but don’t worry, he’s just looking for a buddy to build a sandcastle with.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Trust us, they’ve got some killer moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some serious rhythm!

The Clumsy Detective Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, clumsy, coping with loss, detective, Emotional healing, emotional lyrics, emotional recovery, emotional turmoil, finding closure, healing, Heartache, heartache songs, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, letting go, Love Lost, love lost songs, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, sad love songs, smp

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1810
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Are you tired of being left crying in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and leave those tears behind! We have a community where emotions run wild and people stare at you like you’re a rare diamond block. But fear not, there’s no real place for you to hide because we welcome all players with open arms (unless they’re caught in the arms of another player, then it’s game over).

We’ve got insane stories that will make you question reality, like the time someone built a giant diamond chicken that laid golden eggs. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred creepers in their house and had to rebuild from scratch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac.

So why wait? Join us and experience the pain of being caught in the arms of another player, the heartbreak of finding out about secret alliances, and the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen. Don’t be fooled by other SMPs, come to ours and let the pain stay the same as you navigate through the craziness of virtual life. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Babysitting, brother, cafe, Conversation, culture, Dinner, family, Friend, Friends, Girlfriend, ice cream, Kids, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowed, parents, Pool, resort, Server, Siblings, vacation

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Zombie Dances:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family vacation with entitled parents and unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of entitlement, ridiculous requests, and passive-aggressive comments.

Just like the vacation nanny who had to deal with demanding parents, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of entitled players who think they deserve special treatment. But fear not, because just like the vacation nanny stood her ground, you can stand up to these entitled players and say “Sorry, I can’t watch your kid tonight.”

And just like the vacation nanny got paid for her troubles, you too can reap the rewards of joining our server. Who needs a vacation when you can experience the same level of drama and absurdity right from the comfort of your own home? Join now and get ready for a vacation you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!

WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

aita, BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, Deception, Divorce, divorce papers, emotional affair, Honesty, Infidelity, Leaving Home, long term relationship, marriage problems, moral dilemma, moving out, reconciliation, relationship advice, Significant Other, trust issues, wife lied, WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Buildings Constructed:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Votes:	6443

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex drama following you around!

Join us and leave all your relationship woes behind, just like our player who found love in the virtual world after being handed divorce papers. Who needs a significant other when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create new memories, without any exes lurking around the corner. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds to mine?

SoberCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, non-drinker, non-smoker, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, smp, SoberCraft, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Towns Built:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

2year, Accountability, border security, debate, democrats, Fail, Government, House, immigration, immigration reform, inaction, leadership, legislative gridlock, partisanship, policy, political strategy, Politics, Presidency, REFORM, Senate, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Animals Bred:	142
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Enchantments Applied:	131
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!