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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 9513 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 433 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
hEy yOu! yOu wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a spider controlling fireflies? well, then you gotta join our server! we got creepers riding pigs, zombies doing the cha-cha, and skeletons breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow!
our server is like a jungle gym for your imagination, where you can build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for diamonds, and ride on the backs of dragons (yes, we have dragons, don’t question it).
we even have a secret underground society of villagers who have their own currency and government. it’s like a soap opera down there, let me tell ya.
so come on over and join the fun! who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server that’s weirder than orb weaver spiders controlling fireflies?
