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The Shiori Novella Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the main activity is sharing a giant soup pot with other players! It’s like a culinary social experiment where you never know what kind of soup you’ll end up with. Will it be a delicious gourmet masterpiece or a disgusting concoction that will make you question your life choices? Join now to find out!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who have formed their own civilization. They have their own potato king, potato laws, and even potato currency. Will you befriend the potato people or join forces with the rebellious carrot faction trying to overthrow the potato monarchy? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on the server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Cheese houses, cheese trees, even cheese animals. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat everything in sight?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a soup-tastic, potato-filled, cheese-tastic adventure like no other!

”IF I NEVER SOLD MY BTC FOR ALTS I WOULD HAVE 180K INSTEAD OF Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Items Found:	6906
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Are you tired of making bad financial decisions in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be losing is virtual diamonds!

Forget about Bitcoin and altcoins, join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs 180k when you can have a whole inventory full of enchanted diamond gear?

Don’t let financial regret get you down, join our SMP and start building your way to virtual success. Who knows, you might even find a hidden chest filled with virtual riches that will make you forget all about that BTC mishap. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s laugh our way to Minecraft fortune!

Minekampf Minecraft server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

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Cute Girls Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no cute girls in sight? Look no further, because our server is filled with adorable pixelated babes just waiting to team up with you! From the fierce warrior princess to the sassy sorceress, there’s a girl for every type of player. Join now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, where the real treasure is finding your pixel-perfect match!

Boston Legal Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Towns Built:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve never heard of! This server is so underground, even the creepers haven’t heard of it. But don’t worry, we’re here to spill the tea on why you NEED to join this server ASAP.

First of all, our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt. We have secret bases hidden in the most random places, like under a chicken coop or inside a giant mushroom. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server has a rich history that no one talks about because it’s just too wild for words. Legend has it that the first player to join the server accidentally spawned a dragon in their backyard, and now it’s become a tourist attraction for all the newbies.

So why haven’t you heard of this server before? It’s simple – we like to keep things low-key and let our gameplay do the talking. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

Flip NJ and NY Red Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in a hilariously chaotic way! Join us if you want to be part of a community where pigs can fly, creepers tell dad jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, only to crash land in a village of friendly zombie villagers who just wanted to trade emeralds for rotten flesh. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous baby wolves wearing top hats.

So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and be part of a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then come join us on our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: what would it take to flip NJ and NY red? (Hint: probably a lot of TNT and a giant statue of Steve riding a pig)

BunnyHop Minecraft SMP

Anime, blanc, BunnyHop, Chino Kafuu, Chiyo Kurihara, favorite characters, Haru, Kaguya Houraisan, Karin, Kureha Tsubaki, LUNA, Manga, Minecraft, Mokona Modoki, Papi, puck, rabbit characters, rabbit house, Reisen Udongein Inaba, Ryo-Ohki, Shiro Usagi, smp, Tippy, Usagi Tsukino, yoshino

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Crops Grown:	9014
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you anime and manga lovers out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden rabbit hole that led them to a magical land filled with adorable bunny characters from all their favorite anime and manga. These bunnies weren’t your average cute critters though, oh no. They were skilled warriors, ready to help you conquer any challenge that comes your way in the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary carrot farm that produces the juiciest, most delicious carrots you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can find the secret recipe hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain incredible powers that will make you the most powerful player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild adventure filled with bunny warriors, magical carrots, and endless fun!

/Dag/ – Dragon Age General Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Runes Activated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to Davrin’s Best Husband Edition Minecraft server! Are you obsessed with all things Dragon Age? Do you spend hours talking about the new GOTY Dragon Age: Veilguard or other irrelevant DA games? Well, look no further, because this server is the perfect place for you!

Join us to watch the Veilguard Official Launch Trailer and laugh at the chuds who keep losing in the game. Participate in the Veilguard husbando poll and argue about who the best husband is. And don’t forget to check out the DA Tapestry link that doesn’t matter because none of your previous Veilguard choices matter anyway!

Need some eye candy? Check out the Lucanis wikia because he’s heckin’ cute, or drool over the Big Elf C*ck husbando. And if you need some romance tips, we’ve got you covered with our Romance Guide.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a Dragon Age Writer seething video for your entertainment? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and let the Dragon Age madness begin! Previous players can attest to the craziness that goes down here. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Conflicted Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Dimension Hops:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Join us if you want to experience a server where anything goes, even if it means getting involved in scandalous love triangles like the one described above.

Our community is filled with players who are not afraid to push the boundaries and explore unconventional relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar situation where you’re torn between doing what feels right and what feels oh so wrong.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your morals, then look no further. Join us and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, in our world, anything is possible – even if it means getting involved in some questionable situations.

Crafty Pixel Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Are you tired of living in the age of sexual feudalism? Do you need a break from the never-ending struggle for real human connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a virtual escape where you can find all the personal attention and touch you desire from our pixelated players. Our community is filled with players who are ready to give you the attention you crave, without any of the real-life drama.

Forget about the struggles of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect pixelated paradise. So come on, join us and let’s escape the sexual unavailability of real women together!