On our server, you can build your own underwater world filled with jellyfish that definitely won’t sting you (unless you want them to). And if you ever need to pee on someone, there’s a whole section dedicated to that – just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior!
Forget about family drama and join our server for non-stop fun and adventure. Who needs an aquarium when you can have a virtual world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations? Join now and leave the awkward family outings behind!
not only that, but we also got flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, like wtf?! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft. u ain’t gonna find that on any other server, i promise u that.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing? it’s like a rave but with mobs, it’s wild.
so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most outrageous stuff in minecraft, join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even witness a herd of llamas doing the macarena, who knows? it’s a mad world out there in this server.
In our latest episode, PVJelee hosts a gay meetup at Mei’s house – expect rainbow sheep, disco parties, and a whole lot of fun! But watch out, because Mello, Kano’s archenemy, is making her grand entrance and causing chaos wherever she goes.
If you’re looking for a server that’s anything but boring, with drama, laughter, and excitement around every corner, then this is the place for you. Join us now and be part of the madness!
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie Spongebob clones, riding on flying llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds while being chased by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mehmet Şponbobğlu himself, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dab this master of moves and claim victory?
So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures, the ridiculous shenanigans, and the absolute madness that is Mehmet Şponbobğlu’s Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening in one of our mines, where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the King’s RoadGanbatte, Edkin and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a chicken who can build a better house than you.
| IP Address | straightup.minecraft.best |
|---|---|
| New Discord | Join us on Discord |
| Old Discord | Old official Discord |
Join us on Straight Up! A 5-year-old anarchy server with no map resets and limited anticheat to keep things fun. We have a small but active player base with room to grow so come enjoy the vanilla Minecraft experience with us!
Straight Up has been running for 5 years.
No, there are no map resets on Straight Up.
We have a small but active player base with room to grow.
We have limited anticheat to keep things fun.
Join us for intense battles where you can unleash your inner martial artist and show off your skills. Want to see Steve from Minecraft go head to head with Kazuya Mishima? Or how about Enderman facing off against Jin Kazama? The possibilities are endless and the fights are absolutely insane!
But that’s not all – we’ve also added special power-ups and items inspired by Tekken 8 to make the gameplay even more exciting. Imagine throwing a Devil Gene potion at your opponent or summoning a Mishima laser beam to obliterate your enemies. It’s pure chaos and it’s absolutely hilarious!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most action-packed Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you’ve tried Tekken 8 in Minecraft, you’ll never want to play regular Minecraft again. Let the battles begin!
Legend has it that deep within the mines of Crystal Phallus, there lies a diamond so rare and precious that it can make your character twerk on command. Yes, you heard that right. Twerking diamonds. Need I say more?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of majestic unicorns who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat them in a dance-off. And trust me, those unicorns have some killer moves.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is home to the world’s largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep? You can shear them and make the most fabulous wool creations the Minecraft world has ever seen.
So come join us at Crystal Phallus, where the adventures are as wild as our server name suggests. Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way. And remember, always keep your pickaxe handy and your sense of humor intact. Let’s get mining and twerking, baby!