Citadel Server Information
Wow, the top player of the week gets some sick rewards like mending and frost walker! That’s so cool, they must be a beast at the game. They even get to make other players jealous, like Jack. But hey, if they win, they have to share the love with Jack too. That’s the rule. Good luck to all the players aiming for the top spot this week! 🎮🏆
mc.thecitadel.us
Picture this: two brothers, living together in harmony until a sandwich debacle tears them apart. One brother, casually spreading peanut butter and then double-dipping the knife into the jelly. The other brother, horrified by the potential herpes contamination, decides to take matters into his own hands by buying his own condiments and mini fridge. The tension escalates as hot dogs are cooked, condiments are questioned, and accusations fly.
But fear not, brave Minecraft warriors! This server is not just about building and exploring, it’s about navigating the treacherous waters of sibling relationships and condiment controversies. Will you choose sides in this epic battle of the brothers, or will you forge your own path to glory? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!
Looking for a place to unleash your inner weeb while also showing off your building skills? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to bond over your love for Japanese visual novels while also creating epic structures that will make even the creepers jealous.
But beware, rumors say that there’s a secret hidden route in our server that leads to a forbidden visual novel with endings so shocking, they’ll make your diamond armor shiver. Will you dare to uncover the truth behind this mysterious tale?
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few tsundere villagers. See you in the world of blocks and waifus!
not only that, but we also got flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, like wtf?! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft. u ain’t gonna find that on any other server, i promise u that.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing? it’s like a rave but with mobs, it’s wild.
so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most outrageous stuff in minecraft, join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even witness a herd of llamas doing the macarena, who knows? it’s a mad world out there in this server.
| Server Name | sVanilla Survival |
| IP | corn.gg |
| Region | USA East |
sVanilla Survival offers the original SMP experience for both Java and Bedrock Geyser players. With a focus on a semi-vanilla gameplay style and no land claims, players can enjoy an authentic survival multiplayer experience with some quality of life additions.
– Survive & Thrive: Experience freedom in gameplay and explore, build, or conquer as you wish.
– Melee Based PVP: Enjoy PvP combat using swords, axes, and bows with crystal PvP disabled.
– Quality of Life: Convenience commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are available.
– Bartering Economy: Trade with other players for items without economy plugins.
– Boundless Exploration: Explore the world border and claim land without limitations.
– Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations.
– TNT Duplication: Enable piston and slime based TNT dupers for easy resource gathering.
No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
No, crystal PvP is disabled on sVanilla in favor of melee-based combat.
No, the server economy is based on bartering and trading with other players.
No, the map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations for years to come.
The world border is set to a modest 300k, allowing players to explore and claim land freely within this boundary.
Our server is like a giant circus, but instead of clowns and elephants, we have flying pigs and dancing creepers. You never know what kind of wacky surprises await you around every corner.
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where the llamas throw wild parties every night. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdancing to dubstep.
So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some pure insanity into your gaming experience, come join us. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. Welcome to the land of pickle jelly, my friend.
Imagine a world where the only thing on the menu is beer, crackers, butter, and jelly – sounds delicious, right? Well, that’s just the beginning of the culinary chaos you’ll experience on our server.
Feast your eyes on unrefrigerated turkey, cheeses, and the best mashed potatoes you’ve ever tasted (according to the host, at least). Who needs a functioning fridge when you can have a room temperature buffet?
So come on over and join us for a dining experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might even find yourself eating a grotesque amount of food and questioning if you’re the AITA of the Minecraft world. See you there!
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of rainbow-colored wool, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples, talking parrots who will gossip about all the drama in the server, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of cake.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you’re not ready for this jelly…but you’re gonna love it!